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Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:04pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:12pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
Mark Lowry on Denominations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZce86fU-2Q&feature=share&list=RD46fk02enulQ Mark talking about different denominations |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:25pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
Mark Lowry - Recovering Fundamentalist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWIQFogJAc&feature=share&list=RD46fk02enulQ Mark talking about different denominations and Jesus. |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:16am On Jun 28, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:33am On Jun 28, 2022 |
Sing A Hymn If you must speed on the expressway, here are some hymns to sing along or play in a high volume as you drive along: (convert this into kilometres if necessary) At 45 mph sing: "God will take care of me" at 55 mph sing: "Guide me, O Thou Great Jehovah" at 65 mph sing: "Nearer my God to Thee" at 75 mph sing: "Nearer still nearer" at 85 mph sing "This world is not my home" at 95 mph sing: "Lord, 'am coming home" at 100 mph sing: "Precious memories" |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:17pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Hymns for Different Occupations Dentist: "Crown Him with many crowns" Contractors: "The church's one foundation" Obstetricians: "Come, labour on" Golfers: "There is a green hill far away" Politicians: "Standing on the promises" Librarians: "Let all mortal flesh keep silence" Lawyers: "In the hour of trial" Dry Cleaners: "O for a faith that will not shrink" Credit Card Users: "A charge to keep have I" Census Takers: "All people that on earth do well" Taxation Officers: "We give thee but thine own" Traffic Engineers: "Where cross the crowded ways of life" -- J. John and Mark Stibbe |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:31pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:14pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat, it just amuses me to no end. Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humour? Adapted and copied. 1 Like |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:11pm On Aug 04, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:33am On Aug 05, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Bankussdcode10: 2:51am On Aug 05, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:19pm On Aug 07, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:50am On Aug 31, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Janosky: 10:24pm On Aug 31, 2022 |
OLAADEGBU:Hypocrite! Achorladey, come over here & meet your Crew member. |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by achorladey: 8:27am On Sep 01, 2022 |
Janosky: We know you are the one propagating ARCHAIC IDEAS TO BE MOCKED AND ARE IRRELEVANT AS A RESULT OF RECENT BIBLICAL EVIDENCE. One of such evidence is that your religious organisation says others don't use the name JEHOVAH in their worship to God only for Janosky the NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER to say they (churches) will sing songs having the name JEHOVAH. That's a typical NO GET SENSE PEDDLING 1 Like |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:49pm On Sep 06, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:53am On Sep 09, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:05pm On Dec 17, 2022 |
The top 7 things overheard on the Wise men's journey to Bethlehem: 7. "Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!" 6. "You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat." 5. "You know, I used to go school with a girl called Beth Lehem." 4. "What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?" 3. "Hey, does any of you know why MYRRH is spelt with a Y instead of a U?" 2. "Okay, whose camel just spat?" And the No. 1 thing overheard on the Wise Men's journey to Bethlehem was: 1. "All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy." -- J. John and Mark Stibbe
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:30pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
What did Adam tell Eve On Christmas day? 1 Like
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
Not Ashamed Of The Name. Merry CHRISTmas!
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:07pm On Dec 24, 2022 |
Shadow Of The Cross
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2022 |
OLAADEGBU: It's Christmas, Eve! |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Janosky: 12:25am On Dec 26, 2022 |
OLAADEGBU: OLAADEGBU: Continue deceiving yourself. The screenshot of kumuyi statement says it all.
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Janosky: 12:29am On Dec 26, 2022 |
achorladey:The Atheist WAILING with kumuyi slave that Jehovah is not God's name until the evidence presented on this forum, rebuked their mumu tantrums. |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by achorladey: 7:30am On Dec 26, 2022 |
Janosky: The NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER who will state at 10:00:01 that Achorladey is a an APOSTATE only to come back at 10:00:31 that Achorladey is an ATHEIST. It is on record and we know indeed you are the one propagating ARCHAIC IDEAS TO BE MOCKED AND ARE IRRELEVANT AS A RESULT OF RECENT BIBLICAL EVIDENCE. One of such evidence is that your religious organisation says others don't use the name JEHOVAH in their worship to God only for Janosky the NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER to say they (churches) will sing songs having the name JEHOVAH. That's a typical NO GET SENSE PEDDLING. This is placing you where you belong properly - the relams of NO GET SENSE PEDDLING. That utterance from you that day was epic. Till tomorrow you will have it as reminders of YOUR NO GET SENSE PEDDLING on nairaland. |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:52pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Who is actually brainwashed?
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:55pm On Mar 11, 2023 |
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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:29pm On May 21, 2023 |
Which People? |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:32pm On May 21, 2023 |
Really? |
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:40pm On May 21, 2023 |
The Joke Is On You
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