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Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:04pm On Nov 09, 2013
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:12pm On Nov 09, 2013
Mark Lowry on Denominations.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZce86fU-2Q&feature=share&list=RD46fk02enulQ

Mark talking about different denominations
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:25pm On Nov 09, 2013
Mark Lowry - Recovering Fundamentalist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWIQFogJAc&feature=share&list=RD46fk02enulQ

Mark talking about different denominations and Jesus.
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:16am On Jun 28, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:33am On Jun 28, 2022
Sing A Hymn

If you must speed on the expressway, here are some hymns to sing along or play in a high volume as you drive along: (convert this into kilometres if necessary)

At 45 mph sing: "God will take care of me"

at 55 mph sing: "Guide me, O Thou Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph sing: "Nearer my God to Thee"

at 75 mph sing: "Nearer still nearer"

at 85 mph sing "This world is not my home"

at 95 mph sing: "Lord, 'am coming home"

at 100 mph sing: "Precious memories"
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:17pm On Jun 28, 2022
Hymns for Different Occupations

Dentist: "Crown Him with many crowns"

Contractors: "The church's one foundation"

Obstetricians: "Come, labour on"

Golfers: "There is a green hill far away"

Politicians: "Standing on the promises"

Librarians: "Let all mortal flesh keep silence"

Lawyers: "In the hour of trial"

Dry Cleaners: "O for a faith that will not shrink"

Credit Card Users: "A charge to keep have I"

Census Takers: "All people that on earth do well"

Taxation Officers: "We give thee but thine own"

Traffic Engineers: "Where cross the crowded ways of life"

-- J. John and Mark Stibbe
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:31pm On Jul 08, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:14pm On Jul 22, 2022
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat, it just amuses me to no end. Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humour?

The original post:

"A friend recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down.
The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.
That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighbourhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?’

She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it.’
She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.'
Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor. And He DOES answer specific prayers, sometimes in very unusual ways.

Adapted and copied.

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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:11pm On Aug 04, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:33am On Aug 05, 2022

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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:19pm On Aug 07, 2022
Alphabetical Order

How it feels to be at the end of the alphabet in life. undecided

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:50am On Aug 31, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Janosky: 10:24pm On Aug 31, 2022
OLAADEGBU:
Sing A Hymn

If you must speed on the expressway, here are some hymns to sing along or play in a high volume as you drive along: (convert this into kilometres if necessary)

At 45 mph sing: "God will take care of me"

At 55 mph sing: "Guide me, O Thou Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph sing: "Nearer my God to Thee"

at 75 mph sing: "Nearer still nearer"

at 85 mph sing "This world is not my home"

at 95 mph sing: "Lord, 'am coming home"

at 100 mph sing: "Precious memories"
Hypocrite!
Achorladey, come over here & meet your Crew member.
grin
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by achorladey: 8:27am On Sep 01, 2022
Janosky:

Hypocrite!
Achorladey, come over here & meet your Crew member.
grin


We know you are the one propagating ARCHAIC IDEAS TO BE MOCKED AND ARE IRRELEVANT AS A RESULT OF RECENT BIBLICAL EVIDENCE.

One of such evidence is that your religious organisation says others don't use the name JEHOVAH in their worship to God only for Janosky the NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER to say they (churches) will sing songs having the name JEHOVAH. grin grin grin grin

That's a typical NO GET SENSE PEDDLING grin

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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:49pm On Sep 06, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:53am On Sep 09, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2022

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:05pm On Dec 17, 2022
The top 7 things overheard on the Wise men's journey to Bethlehem:

7.  "Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!"
6.  "You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat."
5.  "You know, I used to go school with a girl called Beth Lehem."
4.  "What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?"
3.  "Hey, does any of you know why MYRRH is spelt with a Y instead of a U?"
2.  "Okay, whose camel just spat?"

And the No. 1 thing overheard on the Wise Men's journey to Bethlehem was:

1.  "All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy." shocked

-- J. John and Mark Stibbe

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:30pm On Dec 24, 2022
What did Adam tell Eve On Christmas day?

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Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
Not Ashamed Of The Name. Merry CHRISTmas!

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:07pm On Dec 24, 2022
Shadow Of The Cross

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2022
OLAADEGBU:

What did Adam tell Eve On Christmas day?

It's Christmas, Eve! cheesy
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Janosky: 12:25am On Dec 26, 2022
OLAADEGBU:
Not Ashamed Of The Name. Merry CHRISTmas!
OLAADEGBU:


It's Christmas, Eve! cheesy

Continue deceiving yourself. grin cheesy
The screenshot of kumuyi statement says it all.

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by Janosky: 12:29am On Dec 26, 2022
achorladey:


We know you are the one propagating ARCHAIC IDEAS TO BE MOCKED AND ARE IRRELEVANT AS A RESULT OF RECENT BIBLICAL EVIDENCE.

One of such evidence is that your religious organisation says others don't use the name JEHOVAH in their worship to God only for Janosky the NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER to say they (churches) will sing songs having the name JEHOVAH.
That's a typical NO GET SENSE PEDDLING grin
The Atheist WAILING with kumuyi slave that Jehovah is not God's name until the evidence presented on this forum, rebuked their mumu tantrums. gringrin grin grin grin
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by achorladey: 7:30am On Dec 26, 2022
Janosky:

The Atheist WAILING with kumuyi slave that Jehovah is not God's name until the evidence presented on this forum, rebuked their mumu tantrums. gringrin grin grin grin


The NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER who will state at 10:00:01 that Achorladey is a an APOSTATE only to come back at 10:00:31 that Achorladey is an ATHEIST.

It is on record and we know indeed you are the one propagating ARCHAIC IDEAS TO BE MOCKED AND ARE IRRELEVANT AS A RESULT OF RECENT BIBLICAL EVIDENCE.

One of such evidence is that your religious organisation says others don't use the name JEHOVAH in their worship to God only for Janosky the NO GET SENSE PEDDLING PEDDLER to say they (churches) will sing songs having the name JEHOVAH.


That's a typical NO GET SENSE PEDDLING. This is placing you where you belong properly - the relams of NO GET SENSE PEDDLING. grin That utterance from you that day was epic. Till tomorrow you will have it as reminders of YOUR NO GET SENSE PEDDLING on nairaland.
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:52pm On Dec 29, 2022
Who is actually brainwashed? cheesy

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:55pm On Mar 11, 2023

Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:29pm On May 21, 2023
Which People?
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:32pm On May 21, 2023
Really?
Re: Thou Shall Laugh by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:40pm On May 21, 2023
The Joke Is On You grin

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