God created the donkey & said to him: “You will
work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying
burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will
have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You
will be a donkey. “The donkey answered: “I will
be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much. Give
me only 20 years. God granted his wish. God
created the dog and said to him: "You will be a
dog.” You will guard the house of man. You will be
his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives
you and you will live 25 years. You will be a dog.
“The dog answered: “Master, to live 25 years is too
much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his
wish. God created the Monkey and said to him:
“You
will be a monkey.” You will swing from branch to
branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you
will live 20 years. You will be a monkey. “The
monkey answered: “Master to live 20 years is too
much, you give me only 10 years. God granted his
wish. Finally God created the man and said to him:
“You
will be a man, the only rational creature on the face
of the earth.” You will use your intelligence to
become master over all animals. You will dominate
the world and you will live 20 years. Man
responded:
"I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very
little, give the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15
years that the dog did not want and the 10 years
the
monkey refused. God granted his wish. And since
then, man lives 20 years as a man, he marries and
spends 30 years like a donkey, working and
carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his
children are gone, he lives 15 years like a dog,
taking care of the house and eating whatever is
given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire
and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house
to house, from one son or daughter to another,
doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

What is dis one saying

Hahahahaha. It's funny bt smehow true tho'.
The only exception is that 'some' men dnt live like dogs and monkeys cos they've amassed wealth for themselves when they had the life of a donkey. Am one of such. Nice one anyway.

Nice....tho ASUU spend their entire lives as donkeys