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Just For Laugh: Einstein’s Chauffeur by Appswheel(m): 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2013
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s

circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back
to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet
another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur
(a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner)
that he was tired of making speeches.

“I have and idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you
give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.”

Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, continue reading http://knowbase.appswheel.com/just-for-laugh-einsteins-chauffeur/

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Re: Just For Laugh: Einstein’s Chauffeur by Ayoakinkahunsi(m): 11:05am On Nov 15, 2013
More pls
Hope is not ending with the professor answering the answer like the story I heard back then in school

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