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| Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by equlibrium(m): 7:42am On Jul 17, 2008 |
After 2yrs of selfless service, saucekid realized that he has not be promoted, no tranfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that his company wz not doing anything about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR manager one morning and after exchanging greeting, he told his HR manager his observation. The boss looking at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;"My friend, you have not worked here for even one day". Sauce was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:How many days are there in a year? saucekid: 365 days and some times 366. Manager:How many hours make up a day? saucekid: 24hours. Manager:How long do you work in a day? saucekid: 8am to 5pm(1 hour break).i.e 8 hours a day. Manager:So what fraction of the day do you work in hrs? saucekid: (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24hrs i.e 1/3. Manager:That is nice of you!what is one-third of 366 days? saucekid: 122(1/3*366=122 in days). Manager:Do you come to work on weekends? saucekid: No sir. Manager:How many days are there in a year that are weekends? saucekid: 52 saturdays and 52 sundays equal to 104 days. Manager:Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? saucekid: 18 days. Manager:Ok! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.Now remove that 14days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? saucekid: 4 days. Manager:Do you work on New Year day? saucekid: No sir! Manager:So how many days are left? saucekid: 3 days sir! Manager:Do you come to work on the Independence Day? saucekid: No sir! Manager:So how many days are left? saucekid: 2 days sir! Manager:Do you work on Xmas Day? saucekid: No sir! Manager:So how many days are left? saucekid: 1 day sir! Manager:Do you come on Boxing Day? saucekid: No sir! Manager:Let's even forget all the other public holiday. So how many days are left? saucekid: None sir! Manager:So, what are you claiming? saucekid: I have understood, sir i did not realize that i was stealing company money all these days.  |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Jul 17, 2008 |
lol *dials sauce number* |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by Jeovy(m): 9:04am On Jul 17, 2008 |
| ,geezzzzzzzzzz,Good one *the number you are calling has been rejected and ceased,don't bother trying again* |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by gunpoint(m): 4:20pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
EYAAA. . . SAUCE COM WRK 4 ME NA. . . |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by saucekid(m): 4:36pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
God punish and publish u,equilibrium @pointgun no worry,i be manager on my own |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by showbobo(m): 4:36pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
hahaha poor you |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by saucekid(m): 4:40pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
rich me . . . .poor them |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by showbobo(m): 4:44pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
| ;Dok |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by gunpoint(m): 4:54pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
@SAUCE AND I BIN DEY PLAN GIV U FREE UNIFORM. . .  |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by Abbygyal(f): 11:46pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
@post lol |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Jul 18, 2008 |
@gundust help a broza in need |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by segunpc(m): 1:33pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
dummy boy! good one[b] [/b] |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by gunpoint(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
@CLEMENT IF U DEY FIND WRK JST TELL MI BT U GO PAY 4 UR OWN UNIFORM. . . . |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by Jeovy(m): 6:16pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
Gunpoint,that one na poor work |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by mykali(m): 8:36pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
sauce, i know say u no fit allow all this rubbish talk. the best way to redeem ya image is to axept G.Ps offer b4 its too late. |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by ituen(m): 9:30pm On Jul 18, 2008 |
sauce, i no know wetin u do all these people |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by gunpoint(m): 7:06am On Jul 21, 2008 |
simlpe!!! him Bleep up!!! equals jst dey try treat d Bleep up, jst lyk him bin treat urs. . . |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Jul 21, 2008 |
c'mmon shatap! |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by gunpoint(m): 4:05pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
MAKE ME  |
| Re: Saucekid Dey Find Promotion by ituen(m): 5:48pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
gunny, see ur format |
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