i started listening to 2pac in 2011 and i heard this track Cant see me, and i said ah this black nigga don collect black juju and someone told me dat his juju was fake, he was seen and shot to death in 1996.

I'm a customer service officer in a bank, one illiterate customer approached me and said i received a credit alert but i made inquiry at the ATM and money is not in my account, i said let me see the credit alert, and i saw "Text yes to 7070 now and you could win MTN's 2,000,000 cash today".

as a kid me and my friend were fighting and i subdued him, sitting untop of him & beating him, he said "if u know u're strong stand up lets start the fight again" i stood up and he gave me a dirty slap and ran away.

when i was a kid, i thought we could just remove the TV screen and meet the people we are watching inside.

everybody calls Terry G a lunatic, a mad man, that his music don't make sense but any time he drops free madness, apako master, runmad etc
the clubs go wild, every body is happy, i guess we are all mad.

Attention, stand still, no shit, no piss, no mess. those were the only things i learnt from our platoon instructor in NYSC camp.

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