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Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaguda(m): 9:00am On Jun 14, 2006 |
1. Insult upon injury 2. Nonsense and Ingredient 3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you 4. How Far? 5. Can i see your particulars? 6. Anything for me sir? 7. Are you mad? 8. Half-caste 9. Next tomorrow 10. Make i come block you dia 11. Lie, Lie 12. See me see trouble oh 13. Shift for me lemme sit 14. abeg vamus 15. nonsense say wetin happen 16. Abomination 17. Over my dead body 18. God forbid bad thing 19. I need to retouch my hair 20. any word with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar 21. Na wa oooo 22. Tell me something 23. Why do you want to know my name? 24. I beg joo 25. Can u imagine, 26. wonders shall never end, 27. Tofiakwa 28. Chei, Kai 29. Oya 30. Hold on I want to branch somewhere 31. Come and Escort Me 32. Stop at that junction over there 33. Borrow me your pen/biro 34. Still yet 35. Me and you will enter the same trouser 36. You are so annoying 37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches 38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own 39. Effico 40. ITK- I too know 41. Muumu 42. How are you? 'We're managing' 43. and so what? 44. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive 45. Your face look familiar, similar 46. You are so daft 47. NFA- No future ambition 48. Are you already ready? 49. That is so dry! 50. My belly is full 51. Did they sack you? 52. I trekked all the way here 53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss 54. I want to drink cold mineral 55. Which ones now? 56. He was trying to toast me 57. Jacker 58. Your head is not correct 59. Have you seen that film before? 60. Just imagine! 61. My school fees money 62. No wahala! 63. Revise back small 64. Oya, shake body 65. Shine your eye 66. Carry go 67. Don't try me o 68. Enough effizzy 69. Nna, You chop? 70. Ashewo bastard! 71. What happen? 72. We must wash am! 73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?) 74. You f--k up! 75. No be soooo! 76. I will see you today, athink? 77. Cold iced water! |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 9:24am On Jun 14, 2006 |
YOU FORGOT AM COMMING |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by beyunce(f): 9:37am On Jun 14, 2006 |
U forgot Na by like dat |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 9:42am On Jun 14, 2006 |
you also forgot goslow tarfficator i hear the smell how are you do you know who i am hold mebefor i beat that person you will see pepper today na today your mother your father god punish you tapping current |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaguda(m): 9:58am On Jun 14, 2006 |
mamaput, u be real naija person. i no want make am as long as the 101 ways to annoy people but with una help i fit dey edit una comments join. wat about i hail oh bros |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by beyunce(f): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2006 |
you will see pepper i go show u pepper. Mamaput u really ave been on. |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by micklplus(m): 10:57am On Jun 14, 2006 |
Still yet Reverse Back You go fear now Carry go Why are you CRACKING your brain? Na levels Big Boy |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2006 |
Come on. . . -- when you're forcing someone to do something I repeat again. . . |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kitaun(m): 12:37pm On Jun 14, 2006 |
AS IN WHO BE DAT WETIN DEY HAPPEN NOTHING DEY HAPPEN NO SHAKIN MY HEAD IS SCRATCHING ME ITS A LIE OL BOY MAN MI PADDY MI |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Kintayo(f): 2:43pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
What of: Wetin man go do My person pepper neva red oooo ol boy i no gbadu una I no get crawn for hand |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by ify2love2(f): 3:33pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
what about, water don pass garri no yawa kasara don box na me an you today you no know me |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mesampy(f): 10:59pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
what about GOD DEY OH,NA POOR MAN PRAYER |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 10:05am On Jun 18, 2006 |
break and pay how body useless idiot foolish jew guy jjc |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Shagari2(m): 1:46pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
Mamaput you've broken a few f may ribs! lmao!! Here are some Cribs for crisps Cornflakes for all cereals Banana for plantain pali for passport 419 you wan rice yansh (bottom) wetin u carry |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by bluenubian(f): 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
UP NEPA !! even my parrot could say that see me see wahala! |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kajad(m): 2:54pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
come chop, who send you scratch me card now ewu |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by omogenaija(f): 9:10pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
u 4got my friend i will show u pepe eeya wetin |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 9:37pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
Detergent is always "Omo" Seasoning is always "Maggi" |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by omogenaija(f): 9:41pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
Zahymaka: LMAO |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by prinsuvz(m): 3:37am On Jun 19, 2006 |
You so ugly you make onions cry. |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by prinsuvz(m): 3:37am On Jun 19, 2006 |
Yo momma so fat that her picture is heavy. |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by shotta(m): 3:42am On Jun 19, 2006 |
cool temper no ABOMINATION!!!! GOD FORBID!!!!! IT BE LIKE SAY putting a rr sound inplace of the tt or dd sound ex:purring-pudding sarurday-saturday |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by diddy4(m): 4:48am On Jun 19, 2006 |
you guys forgot some wetin come happen now ehhe you wan make i cry man must wak do me i do you God no go vex u chop crase ebe like say u don dey mad no long thing which parade nothing do you omo how far omo see me ooo yawa don gas chicken don open yansh (this is one is mostly said by ajegunle boys) no make me forget bottle for your stomach. e go be now. after later |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mamaput(f): 6:58am On Jun 19, 2006 |
more girls They are showing Julius Cesar in our school i have to sleep there i need provisions i will take cola and chicken |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by eveseh(f): 7:10am On Jun 19, 2006 |
na wah ooooooooo |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 7:11am On Jun 19, 2006 |
Go and buy me mineral "Ah Think" you know. . . Yarn me |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kamsy(f): 1:20pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
Nna na wa o! Gbese! We dey manage! This is nigeria for you! I.M Na naija we dey,anything can happen! |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaguda(m): 1:22pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
whooooo sai fa fa fa fa fowl shine ya eye e dey pose nkiruka (boobs) azuukaa (ass) i dey ur line i dey gree ur own how una dey? if we are going to compile words/phrases from a naija person, there will be 1o editions in a year. we go dey block ain ga un now ( see ya later - PH) i dey roll |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by kamsy(f): 1:29pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
Enough gist dey! Which levels you dey! my hair dey grow dada! Why you dey fall my hands. They don hammer! Nothing dey happen |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by shotta(m): 6:55pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
ooo oga we dey for here bakassi |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Mystique(f): 3:17pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
Don't Forget these, 1. Na Today? 2. I go control you 3. Wish ones na? 4. Nothin do you? 5. Den know you? 6. You go fear? 7. Any how nyaga nyaga na 8. Pepper rested and crested. 9. Yahoo Yahoo Boy 10.Wish levels? 11. N u Know, 12. U wan try? 13. I tire o! 14. Omo na 9teen!! |
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Zahymaka(m): 4:50pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
Nothing Spoil |
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