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Shocking News.true Stories by kenshin17(m): 11:34pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
French Man has taste for Human Offal – Admits Cannibalism A 26-year-old homeless man was arrested late Thursday night by police in Nouilhan after he allegedly cut out a man’s heart and tongue so he could eat them. The 90 year old victim was attacked in his home after the man broke in. He bashed in his skull using a metal implement lifted from the resident’s barn. He then set his victim on fire and cut out his heart and tongue so he could cook them and eat them. The burned body of the victim was discovered by police along with some cooked meat and white beans. The homeless man had fled the house, by time police had arrived, he assaulted a man on a tractor, breaking his shoulder. He then broke into someone else house and according to police, picked up a shot gun, before being chased out by the owner. Police caught up with the cannibalistic killer before midnight and were able to arrest him. The man, despite all his actions seemed, “very calm” and “not aggressive.” As far as fetishes go this is one of the smellier ones, a man who has autism has been sent to prison, because of his slurry fetish. David Truscott, aged 44, has been known to roll around naked in slurry (the excrement from cows) has been arrested a number of times. He had been held in a mental health hospital however he has now been transferred to prison before he is sentenced next year. On an 18-hole golf course in Cancun Mexico a crocodile with a hatred of the sport, attacked a British golfer, who was enjoying a relaxing time away. Dougie Thomson was trying to take a shot from a bunker, which was near a tropical swamp when he was viciously attacked by a crazed crocodile. Luckily for Mr Thomson his friends were on hand to beat the beast until it let its grip go. A practical joker, paid with his life when playing a practical joke on his long suffering wife. Victor Hayles apparently would always be pulling pranks to scare his better half however his latest prank turned out to be his last when he killed himself, by hanging himself in the couple’s conservatory. The testicle-eating fish nicknamed the “ball-cutter” is thought to be heading to the UK to sample some of our juicy nuts! Men have been warned against skinny dipping in UK waters and keep to wearing tight, banana hammocks to protect their most prized possession from this bollock crazy fish when in the water. A Chinese woman has been killed by her iPhone, the 23 year old died after she was electrocuted when she answered her iPhone. The phone was plugged into the wall charging at the time, when the lady named as Ma Ailun answered the call. |
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