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Duties Of A Wife by Gamine(f): 1:03am On Jul 19, 2008
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new wives duties.

The 1st man had married an Asian woman

and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The 2nd man had married a White woman.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The 3rd man married a Black woman.


He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the 1st day he didn't' see anything, the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
Re: Duties Of A Wife by mohawkchic(f): 3:07pm On Jul 19, 2008
~Lol spousal Abuse ROTFLMAO cheesy
Re: Duties Of A Wife by benjay1(m): 7:27pm On Jul 19, 2008
~Black babes at it again.
Re: Duties Of A Wife by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jul 19, 2008
lool cheesy

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