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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by bank2k4real(m): 9:07pm On Nov 23, 2013
Cheiiiiiiiiiiiiii....see strategy....so girls don turn to bread wey u can toast with egg...

Btw....check my signature for the latest PROMO on NL
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Chrisjane(f): 9:24pm On Nov 23, 2013
No chit viewing this thread but guys. I thought guys had it all figured out.
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 23, 2013
tensor777:
Be that as it may. The question is do you Lyn Petra eventually call your stalkers and pesterers when they ignore you, or do you breathe a huge sigh of relief? Just curious undecided
My Bf,was once a persistent stalker and pesterer,and he did that for three yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Dannyxy(m): 9:31pm On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra: My Bf,was once a persistent stalker and pesterer,and he did that for three yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
who wouldn't stalk you? Who no like better thing?
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Dannyxy(m): 9:33pm On Nov 23, 2013
Well as far as i'm concern, wooing is natural instinct, you don't have to learn it, you develop it..
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by piagetskinner(m): 9:54pm On Nov 23, 2013
tensor777:
Well I guess the girl thinks that she is way way out the OP'S league. Its best to move on if thats the case.
Abi oo...Girls yApa everYWHere
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra: My Bf,was once a persistent stalker and pesterer,and he did that for three years
Plenty of desperate guys. From infatuation to obsession to something more dangerous. However all girls are not the same.
Some are upfront and honest like freecocoa and the OP'S girl whilst others like Lyn Petra crave the thrill and attention of the long chase. There is no one size fits all policy when it comes to the dating game

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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by lymelyte(m): 10:15pm On Nov 23, 2013
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 23, 2013
tensor777:
Plenty of desperate guys. From infatuation to obsession to something more dangerous. However all girls are not the same.
Some are upfront and honest like freecocoa and the OP'S girl whilst others lik[b]e Lyn Petra crave the thrill and attention[/b] of the long chase. There is no one size fits all policy when it comes to the dating game


Don't be faster than your shadow!I was dating during the chase.
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra:
Don't be faster than your shadow!I was dating during the chase.
I thought so anyway.
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra: My Bf,was once a persistent stalker and pesterer,and he did that for three yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacob cheesy

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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Sike(m): 10:41pm On Nov 23, 2013
With my big fat pocket, every lady is possible.
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by chefdoeuvre: 10:41pm On Nov 23, 2013
BoboYekini: 3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacob cheesy
laff dun chnge ma potbelle 2 6pack.. gringringringringrin
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by ikonkizz(m): 10:58pm On Nov 23, 2013
Gurl ur awesome kiss!!!(quote author=lynpetra] Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy





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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by snthesis(m): 11:20pm On Nov 23, 2013
brightlomo: collect her number and stated sending her #3000 recharge card everyday.
lol grin grin
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by snthesis(m): 11:27pm On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra:


Which might not be what she is feeling in this case.
i kinda agree, chics can b confused, not knowing wat dey really want
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Shaakasi(f): 12:18am On Nov 24, 2013
BoboYekini: 3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacob cheesy


huh
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by rockcityfinezz(m): 2:11am On Nov 24, 2013
prinzeepule: jst b dere for her wen she needs someone to talk to or someone to b with.......doesnt mean materially
You might as well just get ur coffin beside u cuz na der u go tey.
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 3:30am On Nov 24, 2013
@OP, Like I said in my last post, she might have a great relationship with some other great guy and 'dnt want to lose that (remember, a bird in the hand is worth 1million in the bush).
But if she's single 'n' searching and still U're finding it hard to get her, then a million things are wrong... Something tells me OP might actually come across as arrogant to the babe in question being the Westernised guy... There cud be a lot more factors other than this
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 4:21am On Nov 24, 2013
Mondisweets: This is how i want to be wooed... Ekiti style wink

Before he even say hie to me, in fact before he even looks at me for more than 5secs he should buy me N500 recharge card.
The next day he should go and fetch water for my compound and get firewood.
Then after that he should take my father out for hot drinks and if my father approves of him then he move on to the next step
He takes my mother out to the market to buy food stuffs
If my mother is impressed then he should give me money to do my hair, if im impressed then i will take him to church
After church he will take my friends and i for shoppings
If we like what he bought then he can go back to my father to ask him for my hand in mar
riage
If my father accepts then he w ill have to come back to me then i will tell him whether i want him or not
I dont settle for less grin grin grin
c ha black teeth... no even get yanch...lolzz
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 6:57am On Nov 24, 2013
53cur3m0d3: @OP, Like I said in my last post, she might have a great relationship with some other great guy and 'dnt want to lose that (remember, a bird in the hand is worth 1million in the bush).
But if she's single 'n' searching and still U're finding it hard to get her, then a million things are wrong... Something tells me OP might actually come across as arrogant to the babe in question being the Westernised guy... There cud be a lot more factors other than this

I guess she is single and searching. It doesn't look as if she is already paired.
Anyway there are many many reasons why she is not having him. He knows what he is and what he has been.
However his manner of approach is not one of the reasons she is not smiling. After all its not as if they are still relative strangers.
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Onyenna(m): 7:10am On Nov 24, 2013
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy






Chaaaii!!! Nne, where have you been all my life!!!?
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by 53cur3m0d3(m): 7:32am On Nov 24, 2013
tensor777:

I guess she is single and searching. It doesn't look as if she is already paired.
Anyway there are many many reasons why she is not having him. He knows what he is and what he has been.
However his manner of approach is not one of the reasons she is not smiling. After all its not as if they are still relative strangers.
If she's single n searching, biko tell OP to sit down and talk with her(not the poems ish o). Find out what her reasons for saying NO are. It's when he actually knows these reasons that he can now find a perfect workaround.
HAPPY SUNDAY
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nicepoker(m): 7:58am On Nov 24, 2013
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy





no nid to try the trick on u. Cos u sabi am already
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by emmadejust(m): 8:01am On Nov 24, 2013
NO TIME FOR LOVE PLAY,

I NO BE RAMSY NOAH

OR WIZKID

NA HUSTLER I BE full time

if u are ready for business
Lemme know
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by flawless911(m): 8:06am On Nov 24, 2013
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy





Sorry but i had to quote dis.. Needed it in my list of posts grin
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by TheGeneral1(m): 8:36am On Nov 24, 2013
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy





Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 8:49am On Nov 24, 2013
BoboYekini: 3 years for what?! na buried treasure dey inside your zanga? when my mama nor name me jacob cheesy
The guy was really bent on chewing my kpomo,na my fault? cheesy.You think saay my kpomo na those water own angry,na corRect Kanda!! grin tongue
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by specialzobo(m): 9:34am On Nov 24, 2013
lynpetra: The guy was really bent on chewing my kpomo,na my fault? cheesy.You think saay my kpomo na those water own angry,na corRect Kanda!! grin tongue
you mean those type of kpomo wey be say if you chew finish, come drink cold zobo,body go do coolee grin

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Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Manchelsea(m): 9:44am On Nov 24, 2013
[quote author=lynpetra]The guy was really bent on chewing my kpomo,na my fault? cheesy.You think saay my kpomo na those water own angry,na corRect Kanda!! grin tongue[/quote
Has he chewed it after all?
Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by Nobody: 10:09am On Nov 24, 2013
lynpetra: The guy was really bent on chewing my kpomo,na my fault? cheesy.You think saay my kpomo na those water own angry,na corRect Kanda!! grin tongue
you and dis kpomo.
I hope d tin strong sha... cos strong kpomo scarce o

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