GUNPOINT WAS GIVING THE FIRST YEAR MEDICAL STUDENTS(ITEUN, SAUSEKID, JEOVY, BENJAY, CLEMENT, EQUILBRIUM & CO) THEIR FIRST LECTURE ON

AUTOPSIES, AND DECIDES TO GIVE THEM A FEW BASICS BEFORE STARTING.

"YOU MUST BE CAPABLE OF TWO THINGS TO DO AN AUTOPSY.

THE FIRST THING IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE NO SENSE OF FEAR."

AT THIS POINT, THE LECTURER STICKS HIS FINGER INTO THE DEAD MAN'S ANUS, PULLS

IT OUT, AND THEN LICKS IT. HE ASKS ALL THE STUDENTS TO DO THE SAME THING WITH

THE CORPSE IN FRONT OF THEM.

AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES'

SILENCE, THEY FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HIS DISGUSTING COMMAND.

"THE SECOND THING IS THAT YOU MUST HAVE AN ACUTE SENSE OF OBSERVATION:

HOW MANY OF YOU NOTICED THAT I STUCK MY MIDDLE FINGER INTO THE CORPSE'S

ANUS, BUT LICKED MY INDEX FINGER

Lecturer,I did the same too,I used my middle finger.But Ituen did not.

err err well i licked all five

hmm clemcy and all wey lick only one finger na same.

Nice one.The students must have been horrified.

i no fit laugh

well nice one but i thought if he had started with the second rule it would ve been a diff story. they wouldn't have made such a mistake but rather they go shine thier eyeses(correct ha bi) we la

@bibs for heaves sake **BRUSH YOUR TEETH* so dat u can laff freely as am doing

_{ituen runs into the lab frm outside, holdin 5 satchets of pure water}

Sir gunny,

sorry i'm late for class. equilibrum took my spot as the 1st student to try the experiment


@jeovy
Pls stop exposing my absence. didnt u ask me for pure water?

loool! smart guy

Shabi me?

thanks Clem, =))

~LMAO Aaah yah i bet No one did!!

segunpc:

hmm clemcy and all wey lick only one finger na same.

dem dey tell pesin??


@huaz
note dat i calld iteun's name 1st cos na him b my no1 i-tooo-knw student. . . .

Sir gunny,

I'm suprised u didnt notice my absence.

_{Here's a Eva water for u}