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Bishop T.d. Jakes by dreeldee: 10:04pm On Jul 21, 2008 |
Hey Guys, i thought i should share this T.D. Jakes (a well-known preacher) was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. On his arrival at the airport, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Dallas . As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver said, "No problem. Have it." T.D. gets into the driver ' s seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver ' s door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person." "The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he ' s more important than that." The supervisor said,"Oh, so it ' s the president." The young trooper said,"No, he ' s even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, I think it 's Jesus because he ' s got T. D.Jakes for a chauffeur!!! !! |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by lysaa(f): 12:47am On Jul 22, 2008 |
dreeldee: hahahaha, thats a nice one man |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by ituen(m): 11:56am On Jul 22, 2008 |
This joke is older than nairaland itself. |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by Jeovy(m): 12:10pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
Dre,where you dig this one from.Very old |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by lysaa(f): 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
guys pls fele jo. .I love it, he brought it out for me |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by Abbygyal(f): 1:25pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
@post lol |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by bibs(f): 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by dreeldee: 10:54pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
Jeovy: from your room, under your bed |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by segunpc(m): 8:01am On Jul 23, 2008 |
@ post might b old , never seen it before and i 'm lovin it like mcdonalds. |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by dreeldee: 4:40pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
Thanks Sege |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by Jeovy(m): 7:48pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
dreeldee: NO Wonder I have been searching for my insecticide,thief |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by mohawkchic(f): 1:51am On Jul 24, 2008 |
~ He ra Rious |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by SeanT21(f): 1:52am On Jul 24, 2008 |
I do not want to laught at the man of God. I cant help it HAHA |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by kayemjay(m): 7:51am On Jul 24, 2008 |
how can the trooper think Jesus would ride in a limo? SOOOOOOOO STUPID. But hey! Nice Joke SEGE. |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On Jul 24, 2008 |
stale but good |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by dreeldee: 12:41pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
Clem na u sabi o stale ko stella ni |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by segunpc(m): 12:43pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
bros no insult mr.clem o. u re warned. |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by lysaa(f): 6:13pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
seanT21, u were not meant to laugh at an MOG but at the trooper's stewpidity. .hei! |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by SeanT21(f): 8:06pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
lysaa: OK!! |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by lysaa(f): 9:33pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
funny u. lol |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by clemcykul(f): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2008 |
where is everybody? especially ben o ben? |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by kayemjay(m): 9:42am On Jul 25, 2008 |
ROTFLM[b]B[/b]O rolling on the floor laughing my blocos out |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Jul 25, 2008 |
my gawdttt blocos |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by Anonymous2(m): 10:25am On Jul 26, 2008 |
Mahhhhn, peeps dey think o, huever thot this out. kudos! |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by clemcykul(f): 2:00pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
i actually did thanks man |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by cescky(m): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
nice one @drell u try, i see say u get small talent . . . . . thers hope for u bros never knew drel had any grey matter up there hmmm nls filled with surprised |
Re: Bishop T.d. Jakes by habiolah(m): 3:49pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
Nice one. |
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