angelamina: sister pls is dis french or wot?

Jtmanager:

hahahahahaha e nor get wetin no dhy nl o.... lwkmd sister u de waste ur talent u suppose b comedian

Sarah a: na your sister go enter menopause. This are one of the reason I dnt bring my personal issues to this site.

fiizznation: issues ni abi tissues ke

Faith93: seriously..ow awful was my English !

Petitequeen:
hw doz dat concern us...mtcheeew...

Articul8: So far, av only found d Op's post and d oda guy who drank frm dsame place d gal did very interesting. Odas were jt fabricated.
This is myn.
I had crush on dis gal. And we were opportuned to b travelling dsame day. My own destination of Abeokuta frm Ife and hers was Lagos.she neva knew dis though. I had to board dsame bus with her to Lagos jt to b with altru d journey and dt was around 5:30 pm.I paid her T-fair to lag while I had lil or nothin left with me and truly we got tlkin in d bus.
We got to lag around 8:30pm and I begged ppl 4 money to add to Wα̲̅†̥ I had with me so dt I can get back to Abk. I now strted my own journey to Abeokuta and got home 3ound 10:30.I got evrybdy worried,I dnt kip late nyt.
Bt today...

Faith93: plaese I fell bad for all insurt I rcevoing for people I thoughgt I av friendships form

Faith93: seriously..ow awful was my English !

Fayrouzz: There was this gal I liked so much, Chiamaka is her name. She was this kinda pompous gal so I needed a very good plan to get her attention, so me and my frnd(Mike) made a plan. Mike was waiting fr her wif ma aunts car along her street and I was jst in a shop sipping my la casera. Wen the gal comot frm hauz na so Mike move the car wit speed come splash water on the gal wifout stopping, na so me jst rush frm wie I dey cme remove ma cloth clean the gal body.. Dat was hw we started talking.. Tinz we do fr love.

Faith93: plaese I fell bad for all insurt I rcevoing for people I thoughgt I av friendships form

JuserytHector: I bought a cake for ant this girl on Val's day a year ago.She works in a bank,so I went to drop it at her place of work,with the security guard,also with instruction to deliver it to her.2 days later when I went back there,she flashed me a smile,said thank u for the cake,and asked me to line up on the queue if am there for any transaction...Not even a second glance... ;

kceemart: Hahahahahahaa op u get bad mouth o.

godson0032000:

U wicked small o!!! See as u finish dat babe na

Emperor_adrian: I andter my frend nonso hav bin trackin dis gal,so one day we decided to block her on her way to work(she works in a bank)..we were lucky,we met her goin to work,so my guy suggested dat we shud pretend lookin at her,den we shud fall into a muddy water,dat d act will mak d gal cum and sympatize wit us,...i did it o,bt instead d gal jst looked at me,shaked her head and walked away....and trust naija ppl na,all onlookers couldnt even tel me sori,dem jst d abuse me,calin me names...

Sarah a: na your sister go enter menopause. This are one of the reason I dnt bring my personal issues to this site.

Sike: I intentionally stepped on the toes of this fine girl i met last month on a queue in a Bank ATM. The girl was like, "OMG are you mad? What's all this rubbish now? See my leg now." I kept calm, smiling and replied, "It was a mistake baby. I'm deeply sorry". Those on the queue helped me begged her more. She said it's Ok. So, I bent down to help her clean the mess but she refused & did it herself. After finished with our transactions, i rushed to me meet her again to beg her more. That's where the show began. We talked, laughed, exchanged contacts. NOW, the rest is history. If she couldn't see me for a day, she would die.

okpara ugo:

So you actually fell into muddy water? mumu raised to power 5....

Fayrouzz: There was this gal I liked so much, Chiamaka is her name. She was this kinda pompous gal so I needed a very good plan to get her attention, so me and my frnd(Mike) made a plan. Mike was waiting fr her wif ma aunts car along her street and I was jst in a shop sipping my la casera. Wen the gal comot frm hauz na so Mike move the car wit speed come splash water on the gal wifout stopping, na so me jst rush frm wie I dey cme remove ma cloth clean the gal body.. Dat was hw we started talking.. Tinz we do fr love.

Faith93: u are wicked for here I tot u be a good frined

Petitequeen:
my sister hw du u want 2 get attention wit al ds "gbagaunism" u r postn hia....*brings blackboard,chalk nd a cane*.."oya sit dwn dere nd repeat after me: A for Apple...