Yesterday it was the fake story of how an imaginary girl apologised, today its thi super fake story about winking.
Who wants to place bets on the nnext dumb thread.

I bet the story would be otherwise if it were to be Funke (Jenifer), Mercy A or Toto Dikeh that winked at you.

Abeg concentrate on the church service and leave daughters of Jezebel.

fctguy: So this is what you guys do in your place of worship?!
This is pure abomination! You dare not try this in my mosque, reason we separate males from females to prevent such evil actions.
But I just cannot comprehend that such thing happen in a place of worship!
Are you guys sure you worship a God?

yeah! A tolerant one..So coz He dint strike op down immediately for doing such means Christians serve no God?

That some black sheeps do wrong stuffs in the place of worship doesn't mean all others do the same thing.

Now,answer for the Muslims..
Are you guys sure you worship a God or a killer?
Judging from what your other brothers/sisters do.

You might say those guys ain't Muslims,they just wanna put mud to your god's name.. same applies to people like the op.. a Christian wouldnt do such!

He's a typical example of a church Goer.

So now mister! Can you shut up please?!


And mods, I'm so disappointed!
you ignorantly put this on FP to put shame to your religion?!
Menh!

Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwww

hotmolo: I wnt b suprisd if dis makes front page

And it did make front page. SMH!

What's the point of this thread ?

it happened to me also bt i was sitting close to her and so i began to admire her cos of her great shape and beauty. . .when the pastor was preaching she began to romance me inside the church, i then got an erection she didn't stop till the service was over up till now i dey look for the girl make i follow her talk :-/

quivah:
yeah! A tolerant one..So coz He dint strike op down immediately for doing such means Christians serve no God?

That some black sheeps do wrong stuffs in the place of worship doesn't mean all others do the same thing.

Now,answer for the Muslims..
Are you guys sure you worship a God or a killer?
Judging from what your other brothers/sisters do.

You might say those guys ain't Muslims,they just wanna put mud to your god's name.. same applies to people like the op.. a Christian wouldnt do such!

He's a typical example of a church Goer.

So now mister! Can you keep shut up please?!


And mods, I'm so disappointed!
you ignorantly put this on FP to put shame to your religion?!
Menh!

Don't blame the bloke. The OP's yarns gave him ideas.

Dannylux: [/quote] [quote author=Dannylux]

no mind all diz choire masters na them dey do pass, smdh @ hw person go dey inside church da small hour en no go fit control him sexual libido u go dey notice sumbody way wink at u it then means u sef kari something for mind enta church, if not then prove me wrong.

so this thing enter front page?taaaaah *spits*

richP: Yesterday it was the fake story of how an imaginary girl apologised, today its thi super fake story about winking.
Who wants to place bets on the nnext dumb thread.

I bet the guy is an aspiring Nollywood script writer.

So wait o, let me wrap my head around this... You joined choir not because you want to praise God o, not because you love God but because you want to scan for fine babes? Really? You're not even ashamed. Nkpo aba!
Sometimes we take the grace of God for granted and its so not fair. If we were still under the law of moses, you'd be DEAD by now.
You better get your acts right or leave the post you are occupying for someone who truly wants to serve God and minister to his people.

JustifiedChild: So wait o, let me wrap my head around this... You joined choir not because you want to praise God o, not because you love God but because you want to scan for fine babes? Really? You're not even ashamed. Nkpo aba!
Sometimes we take the grace of God for granted and its so not fair. If we were still under the law of moses, you'd be DEAD by now.
You better get your acts right or leave the post you are occupying for someone who truly wants to serve God and minister to his people.

A thousand likes.

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wazzar: That girl must be mad, seriously !!!!!!

I am a choir member, glory be to God but believe me, I face a lot of temptations from the feminine world. Why? Maybe because I am so endowed ladies, believe it or not thats your problem

I'm the type that search around the church for beautiful girls, trust me, its lucrative, sorry I mean interesting (full stop)

So, as my satellite was rotating around the church, suddenly, I sighted this girl (not that fine I must say) she did one stupid thing that got my attention , she winked @ me . I thought it was a mistake or a joke, I had to look away! ... Suddenly, somebody say suddenly......... something told me inside to look @ her again to confirm if this girl was a joke or not.... I looked and she did the same thing . With considerate velocity, I looked away because I could no longer behold her ugly face That was the time I knew she meant business!

Where I was seated, I began to practise what I'd tell her, should she come to me after service . My supposed silent practise became so loud that a guy sitting beside my suspected I was saying something( imagine, that ugly lady wants to turn me to a mad person ) anyways , I told the guy it was nothing but never stop practising, @ the end of the day, we were done with service buh she didnt show up!! God save her!!!! (damn, such a wasted time practising) So, girls stop your madness in CHURCH ten Q[/b]

God is watching you in HD

If she winks at you just say "Devil go behind me" abi no be wetin dem teach us for church.....

It's common everywhere but as a child of God....., one needs to ignore any distraction.... She might be sent from somewhere to destroy u. Witches still exist, u must beware.

vanguard1: If she winks at you just say "Devil go behind me" abi no be wetin dem teach us for church.....

How many guys can really do that?

JustifiedChild: So wait o, let me wrap my head around this... You joined choir not because you want to praise God o, not because you love God but because you want to scan for fine babes? Really? You're not even ashamed. Nkpo aba!
Sometimes we take the grace of God for granted and its so not fair. If we were still under the law of moses, you'd be DEAD by now.
You better get your acts right or leave the post you are occupying for someone who truly wants to serve God and minister to his people.

True talk. No wonder many guys & gals got nothing to show for it in later life.

ocholawealth: It's common everywhere but as a child of God....., one needs to ignore any distraction.... She might be sent from somewhere to destroy u. Witches still exist, u must beware.

Sorry bro, but you are preaching to a winch constantly 'scanning' for witches himself. So consider your piece of advice wasted.

Btwn, op is a kid. This thing happens to most of us all the time (even when we are not scanning) cos there are still so many bold go-getter girls out there who knows what they want, but you dont see us crying all over the place or opening threads.

And I won't blame the mods for putting this on fp, they know nl has a sizable number of nutters like the op, so they are simply doing their business

na wa for u o? why u go church go dey look uche face...she winked two times u no even block her for outside say hi...why u com waste all that winks na? oya, today na sunday. be ur sister keeper. wink 2times to equalize.
no mind wetin pple dey talk. where for bible they say thou shall not wink?
give her a holy wink

judchuks20:

How many guys can really do that?

Yea, I can. I have done it a couple of times. Am a very principled man.

kulyie: So if she was a babe like kim k,beyonce,nicki minaj or toolz that winked at you,your john thomas will send signals to your brain abi?

Eyin omo esu teti darapo mo awon olomoge choir,GOD WILL HAVE MERCY ON ALL OF UNA 8-)

and you too my broda

Thavik: Baba you be mumu, you dey claim christian cm dey call another person worwor and biatch...na so hypocrites dey full church nowadays..im not saying im holy, but at least i dont pretend to be what im not....i spit on you.

U be fool

When men and women we all be sitting and dancing together in the place of worship, why won't she wink at you?

Thavik: Baba you be mumu, you dey claim christian cm dey call another person worwor and biatch...na so hypocrites dey full church nowadays..im not saying im holy, but at least i dont pretend to be what im not....i spit on you.

U be full

tosomaju: na wa for u o? why u go church go dey look uche face...she winked two times u no even block her for outside say hi...why u com waste all that winks na? oya, today na sunday. be ur sister keeper. wink 2times to equalize.
no mind wetin pple dey talk. where for bible they say thou shall not wink?
give her a holy wink

lolz i feel you 'a holy wink'

tosomaju: na wa for u o? why u go church go dey look uche face...she winked two times u no even block her for outside say hi...why u com waste all that winks na? oya, today na sunday. be ur sister keeper. wink 2times to equalize.
no mind wetin pple dey talk. where for bible they say thou shall not wink?
give her a holy wink

lolz i feel you 'a holy wink'

tosomaju: na wa for u o? why u go church go dey look uche face...she winked two times u no even block her for outside say hi...why u com waste all that winks na? oya, today na sunday. be ur sister keeper. wink 2times to equalize.
no mind wetin pple dey talk. where for bible they say thou shall not wink?
give her a holy wink

lolz i feel you 'a holy wink'

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