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Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Dec 01, 2013
Phone rings.

Girl- hello

Boy- my love, how are you doing?

Girl- am fine.

Boy- will you be less busy this weekend? I want you to come to my house.

Girl- am sorry i cant make it cos i will be attending my aunty's wedding and the next day is thanksgiving. Am so occupied.

Boy- ok, i was just planning to surprise you with the BB Zten and the brazillian hair you always ask me for.

Girl- i will be coming and i may even spend the weekend if you want my love.

Boy- what about the wedding?

Girl- which wedding? I was just joking.

Boy- me too...
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Enegod(m): 6:25pm On Dec 01, 2013
smdh
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Vivly(f): 7:04pm On Dec 01, 2013
Smdleg
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Iaz93: 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2013
smdhand
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Vivly(f): 8:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
Smdneck
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 9:16pm On Dec 01, 2013



SmdPrick after urinating on OP's head angry

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Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 9:20pm On Dec 01, 2013
Abu Mikey:


SmdPrick after urinating on OP's head angry

all d human parts you people are mentioning...just pray clifford orji doesnt show up.

Anyway,

SmdA.55 after egesting on you ALL in return. grin

more angry grin
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 9:32pm On Dec 01, 2013


Smd errm... Ermmm... undecided

SMDhead after rinsing the poo OP dropped on my his head tongue

Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 9:41pm On Dec 01, 2013
TribalEAST: all d human parts you people are mentioning...just pray clifford orji doesnt show up.

Anyway,

SmdA.55 after egesting on you ALL in return. grin

more angry grin
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 9:57pm On Dec 01, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Smd errm... Ermmm... undecided

SMDhead after rinsing the poo OP dropped on my his head tongue

look! You still have some left.
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by SugaryBelle(f): 10:10pm On Dec 01, 2013
Smdhmchwwwni.pples
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Iaz93: 4:56am On Dec 02, 2013
SugaryBelle: Smdhmchwwwni.pples
undecided
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 9:59am On Dec 02, 2013
SugaryBelle: Smdhmchwwwni.pples



No time to shake head oo...

**walks up to her and ask her**

Lemme see jus the tip? embarassed

Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 10:17am On Dec 02, 2013
SMDVaseline.

Wait, vaseline is a body part, no?
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Dannylux: 11:03am On Dec 02, 2013
Joke wey old pass me angry

SmdHair angry
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 11:16am On Dec 02, 2013
Dannylux: Joke wey old pass me angry

SmdHair angry
about to shave it all off for you.

Gorimapa tinz grin
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by SugaryBelle(f): 12:40pm On Dec 02, 2013
Abu Mikey:



No time to shake head oo...

**walks up to her and ask her**

Lemme see jus the tip? embarassed

blindess,instanta.
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Bootybuttchic(f): 2:36pm On Dec 02, 2013
SMDBELT!
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by shutupp: 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
Booty butt chic: SMDBELT!
must u spoil the fun
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 02, 2013
Booty butt chic: SMDBELT!
flogs her with the belt.


Make i see who go come shake something for here again. angry
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 3:27pm On Dec 02, 2013
TribalEAST: flogs her with the belt.


Make i see who go come shake something for here again. angry

sadsadsadsad
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Tuntheycr7: 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2013
Smd.johnT,
Titrates on Op's head
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by ddonolu: 4:14pm On Dec 02, 2013
SugaryBelle: Smdhmchwwwni.pples
yu get d.ic.k head wey u dey shake??
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by SugaryBelle(f): 4:40pm On Dec 02, 2013
Yes,anything for me?
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 4:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
Tuntheycr7: Smd.johnT,
Titrates on Op's head
the OP dodges it for it to land of Abu Mikey's head.
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 5:12pm On Dec 02, 2013
TribalEAST: the OP dodges it for it to land of Abu Mikey's head.



Abu Mikey dodges the urine as it lands on Sugarybelle's head shockedshocked



gringrin

Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Tuntheycr7: 5:31pm On Dec 02, 2013
Abu Mikey:



Abu Mikey dodges the urine as it lands on Sugarybelle's head shockedshocked



gringrin

grin grin grin. And Na strong acid vs weak base
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Bootybuttchic(f): 5:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
TribalEAST: flogs her with the belt.


Make i see who go come shake something for here again. angry
gives him a slap and Shakes his hand SHDHand undecided
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by Nobody: 5:59pm On Dec 02, 2013
Booty butt chic: gives him a slap and Shakes his hand SHDHand undecided
gives her combo punches even after supporting women's right.
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by SugaryBelle(f): 6:50pm On Dec 02, 2013
Abu Mikey:



Abu Mikey dodges the urine as it lands on Sugarybelle's head shockedshocked



gringrin

washes off urine with holy water,squirts on Abu Mickey and TribalEAST's heads.
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by cocoberry(f): 8:43pm On Dec 02, 2013
Honestly i can't stop laughing!
Re: Girl And Guy Phoneversation. by AbuMikey(m): 9:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
SugaryBelle: washes off urine with holy water,squirts on Abu Mickey and TribalEAST's heads.



Jeeezus! angry


TribalEast, abeg pass me DETTOL IZAL for there jare, just imagine undecided



Pours Akpu water on SugaryBelle gringrin

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