Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5ways to achieve instant fame on nairaland

1. Register with a stricking username.
This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Hot-angel, hot-stepper, among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. so if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name such as Lola-apata or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as Smokinghot! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you.

2. Reply at least 50 post per day.
Did i just see you go . well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of bolex, eveseh,nike4luv, rhodalyn, among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. but if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion

3. Have a big EGO.
Yes, have a big Ego. i'm serious, people love to hate people with big ego's. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, afterall, you're entitled to your opinion. ok, Did i just hear you say who does that? . the likes of Seun(our honorable admin) and nferyn, have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. and if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. ok, don't start complaining again, i know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion

4. Try posting your picture.
Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. it doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? why not post it in every available thread be it politics, food, celebrities, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? of course our one and only snazzydawn, Queenzy and ushergirl has showned that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our hottest female competition. and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure:

5. Post your obituary
Ha ha , did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld, people have cyersex, cyberbusiness, so why not cyberdeath? . You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld and now, to prove that it brings fame is papermoon.

Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. feel free to add yours.

NB: If i used you as an example, please don;t get offended. i mean no harm at all. it's just for fun.

Good work Eastcoast.

Lmao

Love the way you wrote that Eastcoast.

Another way to achieve instant fame on NL - pretend that you can't spell english words correctly

Be very good at dissing and cussing!

hmm babymine

also have the i dont care attitude

hahahaha, that was good eastcoast, cant believe u typed that, and try and be funny, then love-vendor all over threads,

Muki how far now? _{Isn't it true?}

Eastcoast:

Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5ways to achieve instant fame on nairaland
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3. Have a big EGO.
Yes, have a big Ego. i'm serious, people love to hate people with big ego's. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, afterall, you're entitled to your opinion. ok, Did i just hear you say who does that? . the likes of Seun(our honorable admin) and nferyn, have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. and if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. ok, don't start complaining again, i know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion
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Hey, now I'm offended.
I may very well have a big ego (that's not up to me to decide), but I never play the man/woman, always the ball (except maybe with Eddy Tells, but he tries to insult me at every occasion he gets). I've never felt too good to appologise when I'm wrong or when I unjustly offended someone. So please, it's not because I hold opinions that many here don't subscribe to that I'm out to offend people.

i'm sorry. i just put it up for fun. don't take anything too seriously. well once again i apologize but you definitely got a lot of personality.

@everyone, thanks so much.

awww, guess she didnt mean it that way, nferyn, sorry bout that

ure welcome gurl

Actually, I'm flattered. Never knew I was famous

u sure are, everyone is famous in one way or the other,

East Coast,

Looooooved this. Now all i have to do is sit down and plan my own "how-to-be-famous" strategy.  Maybe i should change my user name to Red Hot Chili Peppers

I want to be famous

I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous
I want to be famous

Hehe, Lmao!

I think i may become rude and hold the ban record.
I think i will put up a pic of my self in black mini a drink in one hand a joint in the other.
black shads and long boots.

LMAO
Another sure way is to pick a fight with any of them famous people
Try Rhodalyn for example.

Thats a rubbed off fame no thanks.

hah eastcoast, good one, now u r popular on my list,

another good way is to always agree with someone popular, stupid but believe me it works, for me nah, didnt have to

mamaput

believe me, you're famous, u fall into the name category, your name is smoking!!

Eastcoast, maybe you should take your own advice. Because as far as I am concerned, you are a no body.

Hehe @mamaput (LMAO)2

@ EASTCOAST, those ways are only for ladies, what about Men?


ok i better choose one to be famous here lol

U missed out in this one. The fastest way:

Talk about sex, diss people, go crazy and get banned, post post post like (smileys, "okay","and so", "yes" so you can get many posts.

When you reply post press reply like thrice or twice.

Keep clicking and replying, don't stop, you could get 60 posts in 60 minutes if you know your way out!

I don't know some other ways o, ask Bolex

Christino, excellent advice. As you can see from Bolex posts, it truly works miracles in boosting ones profile.

Girl!! Eastcoast, u sure have cracked me up big tyme to9t!!
And da responses to da thread? Lmao esp. @ christino's.

Afeni, do u av to be hmm?

Afeni:

Eastcoast, maybe you should take your own advice. Because as far as I am concerned, you are a no body.

i think it is very obvious that i'm not so into nairaland. i only come here once every while to relieve stress and just see what my fellow nigerians are up to. But as for becoming a "somebody" _{as you put it} in nairaland, it's not my thing. i'm just here for fun.

This deffinitely cracked me up.

I should have some strategies, hey, i know i should.

Other ways to achieve instant fame on Nairaland:

Be Young, and SMART.
This works as fast as the speed of light. Chinani, My humble self , zahymaka, wesleyan, nike4luv, have all proven that this works!! So why not buckle up and act smart (even tho you are not). lol

When i think of more, i'll let you know. But eastcoast, i love this.

Lol, h-a, how bout those who aren't young? Lol

The young and smart ones get more attention. The old and smart ones are meant to the smart cos they old. lol Ya dig?

ANother way:

Post soo many usless jokes in one day. ALL OVER THE FORUM! Not just in the joke section.

i'm feeling you on that one.