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Uncle And Mama by Abbygyal(f): 4:47pm On Jul 24, 2008
One upon a time, there was a village called agbor. The village was filled with different kind of people. There was a woman who had a son she cherished but disciplined him whenever he was disobedient, she went to the stream with him and met a boy of her son's age mate washing his clothes. As time passed the boy started insulting her indirectly as this made her angry, she loosed her temper and beat the boy mercilessly and the boy ran away.
However, the boy came back with his uncle to the stream, both adults started arguing and the discussion was as follows:
Uncle:why should u beat a small boy in this manner

mama:he was naughty and reigned insults on me, so what do u expect

Uncle:can u beat your son like that?

mama:why not, if my boy is naughty i would definitely beat him

uncle:ok, can u slap your son d way u slapped my niece

mama: what do u mean by that? ok wait and see*she slaps her son*

uncle: can u beat him the way u did to my niece?
mama: ok watch and see i would be fair*she beats him mercilessly until he couldnt breath well)

other neighbours came and told her to stop beating her son, she explained what happened and the uncle said
'i never said u should beat him i only asked u some questions!!!!!
Re: Uncle And Mama by Jeovy(m): 5:04pm On Jul 24, 2008
Abby
take time,we don't have such dumb people in agbor
Re: Uncle And Mama by mohawkchic(f): 5:10pm On Jul 24, 2008
~Cunning Uncle grin
Re: Uncle And Mama by akinsadeez(m): 1:44pm On Jul 25, 2008
How can a woman be so stupid?
Re: Uncle And Mama by Gabry(f): 1:49pm On Jul 25, 2008
Is this a true story
Re: Uncle And Mama by izeek(m): 2:44pm On Jul 25, 2008
that is the dumbest joke i ever heard,
thats if its supposed to be on self.

u no try.
Re: Uncle And Mama by Gabry(f): 2:53pm On Jul 25, 2008
izeek:

that is the dumbest joke i ever heard,
thats if its supposed to be on self.

u no try.


Its a joke


But its not funny ohhhh undecided
Re: Uncle And Mama by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Jul 25, 2008
abbygal thats not funny, and somewhat disaap*********td grin grin grin

anyway bring somfin better and am gonna laff ur butt off grin grin grin grin grin


izeek how far na? i hear ur gal don leave u sorry o embarassed grin

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