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Saint John Is Dead by badblood13(m): 7:41pm On Jul 24, 2008
A man came running into an office and shouted, "John! John! ur daughter, Anna, just died in an accident opposite the building!" The man in the office panicked. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through the office window. When he got to the 14th floor on his headway down, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he got to the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. And when he was about to hit the ground he remembered
Re: Saint John Is Dead by SeanT21(f): 8:04pm On Jul 24, 2008
Poor Man.
Re: Saint John Is Dead by abasifo(m): 8:59pm On Jul 24, 2008
Good job men
Re: Saint John Is Dead by lysaa(f): 9:26pm On Jul 24, 2008
so what happened to the man?

was he given a 2nd chance?

was it a dream in the end?

was it a some lesson of think b4 u leap?

jk, nice joke wink
Re: Saint John Is Dead by MrInfo1(m): 10:01pm On Jul 24, 2008
Recycled joke undecided
Re: Saint John Is Dead by lysaa(f): 11:45pm On Jul 24, 2008
yh, now I ban this poster that re-births jokes tongue
Re: Saint John Is Dead by clemcykul(f): 9:27am On Jul 25, 2008
stale
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2008
seun, seun, seun. how many times did i call you?
ehen! ban joke recyclers oh. or else there shall be a rebellion in nlnd
Re: Saint John Is Dead by chioya(f): 9:43am On Jul 25, 2008
@poster

so funny i forgot to laugh now i remember hahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Saint John Is Dead by chioya(f): 9:47am On Jul 25, 2008
@poster

so funny i forgot to laugh now i remember     hahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin. aleast u didnt add *a must read* by the topic
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 9:53am On Jul 25, 2008
chioya, why are you replying twice? do you want to eat up all the space on this thread?
Re: Saint John Is Dead by segunpc(m): 10:24am On Jul 25, 2008
eeya. grin
Re: Saint John Is Dead by chioya(f): 10:27am On Jul 25, 2008
@kay
if i reply i million times is it ur bizness? tongue
Re: Saint John Is Dead by jaymobb(m): 10:32am On Jul 25, 2008
no mind kay d boy wan toast u but im no sabi hw im go take start
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 11:42am On Jul 25, 2008
chioya, chioya, chioya. i laugh as i dey call your name. Why? It is because all i need do is to report you to your mummy and you wil be banned from ever using the computer again. Baby of the house
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 11:43am On Jul 25, 2008
@ jaymobb
she aint ma type of girl
Re: Saint John Is Dead by jaymobb(m): 11:50am On Jul 25, 2008
see u village champion, thank God say u knw the babe too much for you grin
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2008
yeah. at least all the girls for[b] our[/b] (where we both come from) village recognise me as champ and know you as a loser.
no offense
Re: Saint John Is Dead by jaymobb(m): 12:08pm On Jul 25, 2008
see monkey o grin u don fall my hand well well carry my name dey lie to all those babes

na wetin make u carry 'jay' go put for ur last name, make e luk like say we relate
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 12:23pm On Jul 25, 2008
ole. you yourself acknowledged me a champ. little wonder you had to replace your odemobb with some part of my name
Re: Saint John Is Dead by chioya(f): 12:25pm On Jul 25, 2008
@kay
heavy idiot, mark that word HEAVY. u sense smells.i have  2 kids.

@jam
don't mind the guy.
Re: Saint John Is Dead by clemcykul(f): 12:34pm On Jul 25, 2008
jay's of the feather f***************** togeda
Re: Saint John Is Dead by jaymobb(m): 12:44pm On Jul 25, 2008
@chioya

i understand u, 

@clemcy

u don dey find my trouble grin
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 12:49pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ chioya
them no send you come here oh. i myself got 3 mums. so what?!

@ clemcy
i pity you so m uch
Re: Saint John Is Dead by chioya(f): 1:07pm On Jul 25, 2008
@kay
dats why i asked you to mind ur business previously
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 1:08pm On Jul 25, 2008
MEA ING WHAT? angry angry angry
Re: Saint John Is Dead by chioya(f): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2008
@kay
i dont ve your time
Re: Saint John Is Dead by kayemjay(m): 1:16pm On Jul 25, 2008
come on mum. you can do better than that.

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