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9ja English{front Page Material} by astronautog(m): 6:07pm On Dec 03, 2013
MADE IN 9ja ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since
bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor
*U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying on ma head
*is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
*have the food done?
*ABI you are not hungry?
*as I refused he NA slap me

»Street slang«
Na wa to you o
mata don cast
See as you soft
You wan colonize me abi??

9ja I hail thee{proudly 9ja}
#astro
Re: 9ja English{front Page Material} by Grendel(m): 6:11pm On Dec 03, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin









I will be back
Re: 9ja English{front Page Material} by iykemoney90(m): 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2013
Hunger dey wire me
Re: 9ja English{front Page Material} by zitalin(f): 7:10pm On Dec 03, 2013
My eyez is turning me.
Re: 9ja English{front Page Material} by KELVINXY: 7:16pm On Dec 03, 2013
U dey find my trouble o grin

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