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Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 10:09pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
How smart is this man Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son – no way.. Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man. Son – then its done. (Then his dad goes to that richest man..) Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son. Rich man – nope Dad: He is the COO of world bank. Rich man – then its done. (Then Dad again goes to president of world bank). He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank. Presido – Never Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man. Presido – then its fine. THIS IS Smartness...!! |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 10:17pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
NOTE: THESE JOKES WERE NT WRITTEN BY ME OOO.... I ONLY COMPILED THEM FOR UR READING PLEASURE........ |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 10:18pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister. The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!" Husband-Wife: Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 10:35pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the mid-night and ask you, are you sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans to cook. 2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain? Answer: no, in the next one. 3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you tryin to do? Answer: i want to wash them for you. 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl. 5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me. 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer :no baby, they're carrots! 7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it is shit that locked the door.lol 1 Like |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by olorunthobby(f): 10:48pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by Mamacita007(f): 6:47am On Dec 05, 2013 |
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Re: Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 8:35am On Dec 07, 2013 |
CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPOS AND HIS GIRL FRIEND JOY JOY: honey do you still love me like before? Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change. joy: thats my honey. I want you to buy me somthing. Akpos: Just name it joy: It's just one BB porsche. Akpos: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know. joy: It's N350,000. Akpos: Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too? joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It's a phone. Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey? joy: Are you buying it or not? Akpos: Please i am not oh! I can't! joy: Helloooooo! Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii! joy: Dont even bother again. I'will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening. Akpos: Better still, call Atiku, hewill be faster. joysad, cry): 'am goin to delete you. Akpos: Is your fone hanging? because I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 9:46am On Dec 07, 2013 |
A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but the customer decides to let it go. "Would you like anything else?" the waiter inquires. "We have some very good beef stew today." "Sounds good," says the customer. So the waiter goes off and comes back with a plate of stew, and his thumb is in the stew. The customer is getting angry now, but decides to hold his tongue. "How about some hot apple pie?" asks the waiter. "Fine," says the customer. The waiter returns with his thumb stuck in the pie. Now the customer is really getting furious. "Coffee?" asks the waiter, and when the customer nods yes, he hurries off. He returns with his thumb stuck in the cup of coffee. By now the customer can no longer restrain himself. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Every time you've come to the table you've had your thumb stuck in my food!" "I've got an infection and my doctor told me to keep my thumb in a hot, moist place." "Why don't you just stick it up your ass?" "Where do you think I put it when I'm in the kitchen?" |
Re: Lafta Fiesta by Stephenomozzy(m): 4:53pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
of talks in a new peace process. TWO PRESIDENTS WANTED TO SETTLE A WAR RAGING BETWEEN THEIR COUNTRIES, SO ONE OF THEM DECIDES TO PAY THE OTHER PRESIDENT A FIRST VISIT,...... When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Clinton in the face. Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!" A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clinton's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?" Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round |
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