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| Sexcapades On The Bus by Sisikill: 1:11am On Jul 26, 2008 |
[B]NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH[/b] A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." 5 Bucks says you're gonna read it again.  |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by HCH3COO: 1:13am On Jul 26, 2008 |
lol see your mind  . you owe me 5 bucks i didn't read it again. |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Nobody: 1:14am On Jul 26, 2008 |
5 Bucks says you're going to read it again. You bet I will |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Nobody: 1:15am On Jul 26, 2008 |
hahahahaha! goood one! |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Sisikill: 1:25am On Jul 26, 2008 |
@HCH3COO You be lyin'. You know you read it 3 times. You owe me 15 bucks. Ama come collect larra on! @Stillwater & Ibkaye For being honest. . . I won't collect from you two, besides . . . Mister up there is paying for 3. |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by dreeldee: 1:33am On Jul 26, 2008 |
Nice one Sisikill, i must confess i read it twice  |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Jeovy(m): 2:02am On Jul 26, 2008 |
dre,you know I am not surprised |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by dreeldee: 2:06am On Jul 26, 2008 |
Jeovy tell me you didnt read it twice, oya start lie? |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Jeovy(m): 2:15am On Jul 26, 2008 |
I didnt or did I? |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by dreeldee: 2:16am On Jul 26, 2008 |
Granpa, go sleep |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Jeovy(m): 2:27am On Jul 26, 2008 |
Grand son,make me coffee first |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by mohawkchic(f): 3:44am On Jul 26, 2008 |
~ Heard it before on someone's phone,Different settings thu . . so funny . . . an Italian Guy huh? Good Joke  |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by MrInfo1(m): 6:36pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
huh |  |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by mohawkchic(f): 6:39pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
~was that " huh " for me ? or The joke |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by MrInfo1(m): 9:35pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
The two both of una |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by mohawkchic(f): 10:17pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
~Ehn Okay . . which part of my own you nor bottomstand? |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Abbygyal(f): 11:23pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
@post nice one |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by SeanT21(f): 5:50am On Jul 27, 2008 |
I read it twice. Nice ONE!! |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by spenchuks(m): 5:15pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
i read it 5 times cos its interesting and funny |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by folly69(m): 10:48am On Jul 31, 2008 |
really nice lol |
| Re: Sexcapades On The Bus by Nautillus(m): 11:05am On Jul 31, 2008 |
Nice one, really had me laughin hard ! ! ! ! |
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