ms_pee:


Nah. No knife or gun or poison or juju can kill it

Microphone must be tested

But really,why hasn't the microphone been tested since last year?

Deiok:
Same to you oooh, oyah where is the microphone, i must test this ms_pee microphone today. ;-/

How much do you have?

Danhumprey: But really,why hasn't the microphone been tested since last year?

Technical issues, but we will test it this year my dear

I hope so!

ms_pee:

How much do you have?

You mean i cant test it for free

Deiok:

You mean i cant test it for free

Bro,, are u serious right now?? We have our ministry's headquarter to build before june,,hw can we do that if we test for free??

Oya sanwo

Deiok:

You mean i cant test it for free

No, you can't

thatgurlvixen:

Bro,, are u serious right now?? We have our ministry's headquarter to build before june,,hw can we do that if we test for free??

Oya sanwo

Don't mind him. All these boys, they want free things.

*breaks baron bottle* hold me now before I stab him

ms_pee:


Don't mind him. All these boys, they want free things.

*breaks baron bottle* hold me now before I stab him

I know right

haba,,calm down na.. *pours palm wine on her head* there u go

thatgurlvixen:

I know right

haba,,calm down na.. *pours palm wine on her head* there u go

Palm wine?

*opens my mouth wide to receive the palmwine anointing*

Anoint me more dearie

ms_pee:


Palm wine?

*opens my mouth wide to receive the palmwine anointing*

Anoint me more dearie

Isn't that a lovely smile gentlemen you may thank me later

Coming right up partner..

*empties the whole gourd in her mouth*

*belches like shrek*
Better out than in

I want more!!!
Fresh one o

ms_pee: *belches like shrek*
Better out than in

I want more!!!
Fresh one o

Ohh dear


The man has closed his shop jor,,till morning..wait small

thatgurlvixen:

Ohh dear


The man has closed his shop jor,,till morning..wait small

Why are you na oh dearing me?

*hands her a sledge hammer and bar*

Here, break into his shop and bring the palmwine now!!!
I don't like waiting for sweet things

ms_pee:


Why are you na oh dearing me?

*hands her a sledge hammer and bar*

Here, break into his shop and bring the palmwine now!!!
I don't like waiting for sweet things

Because u didn't cover ur mouth

*raises brow* and u think the noise won't alert pple to our breaking and entering

Well,,u have to wait for this one..it'd be worth it in d end..just be strong and endure

thatgurlvixen:

Because u didn't cover ur mouth

*raises brow* and u think the noise won't alert pple to our breaking and entering

Well,,u have to wait for this one..it'd be worth it in d end..just be strong and endure

Why should I cover my mouth? Don't you know that it's perfume, and people love the scent? People like deiok and dan that don't have money to buy palmmy, will inhale the scent and pray for us.

*bats eyelashes*
Please do this, it's not that hard. Nobody will hear!
Do it the way I taught you the other night

I don't know how to endure o jare

ms_pee:


Why should I cover my mouth? Don't you know that it's perfume, and people love the scent? People like deiok and dan that don't have money to buy palmmy, will inhale the scent and pray for us.

*bats eyelashes*
Please do this, it's not that hard. Nobody will hear!
Do it the way I taught you the other night

I don't know how to endure o jare

I didn't know sha,, but now I do


After many hours,,finally got it..
Knock urself out

thatgurlvixen:

Bro,, are u serious right now?? We have our ministry's headquarter to build before june,,hw can we do that if we test for free??

Oya sanwo

>:> Am i not part of the ministry..... If you dont allow me to test it, i will break the mic.

Still testing the mic in 2014.Only God knows. . *runs out of thread*

ms_pee:


No, you can't

Why nah, ok lemme bribe with a kiss.

Deiok: >:> Am i not part of the ministry..... If you dont allow me to test it, i will break the mic.

Uh,,it depends.. What's the name of our ministry

Our diamond mic
Bro,,don't think it

Deiok:
Why nah, ok lemme bribe with a kiss.

You that haff nor brushed?

Deiok: >:> Am i not part of the ministry..... If you dont allow me to test it, i will break the mic.

Part of which ministry?

You want to break awa frosh diamond microphone?
I will break your meaty microphone and give it to vixen

*wears double shorts* come and try me

ms_pee:


You that haff nor brushed?

thatgurlvixen:


I didn't know sha,, but now I do


After many hours,,finally got it..
Knock urself out

Now that you've known...

Wow!!! Good girl. Go and take 3 banana chingum, I will pay later

*vomits*

ms_pee:


Part of which ministry?

You want to break awa frosh diamond microphone?
I will break your meaty microphone and give it to vixen

*wears double shorts* come and try me

See this girl ooh, so you nor dey fear me.
*use the microphone to beat her bumbum until it turns red*

Deiok:

See this girl ooh, so you nor dey fear me.
*use the microphone to beat her bumbum until it turns red*

Fear you for wetin? You don chop winsh?

That your small microphone that looks like a small brown crayon?

*grabs the microphone and breaks it*

ms_pee:


Fear you for wetin? You don chop winsh?

That your small microphone that looks like a small brown crayon?

*grabs the microphone and breaks it*

Dont worry, continue to run ya mouth, anytime i catch 4 corner *in psquare voice* i go deal with you personally.....

ms_pee:


Part of which ministry?

You want to break awa frosh diamond microphone?
I will break your meaty microphone and give it to vixen

*wears double shorts* come and try me

Give it to me kwa??

I don't want biko

ms_pee:

Now that you've known...

Wow!!! Good girl. Go and take 3 banana chingum, I will pay later

*vomits*

Chingum on credit again,,iss waa for you


Ewwwwwww...told u to take it easy *covers nose*

Deiok:
Dont worry, continue to run ya mouth, anytime i catch 4 corner *in psquare voice* i go deal with you personally.....

Wetin you go use deal with me?

You get money for health suppliments?

thatgurlvixen:


Give it to me kwa??

I don't want biko

Take it na, we will put it in the agbaka (rat trap) and use it to catch rat
I don't have money for crayfish o

thatgurlvixen:





Chingum on credit again,,iss waa for you


Ewwwwwww...told u to take it easy *covers nose*

It's because I don't have change na. You know I am a big girl, I don't keep all these small small money in my purse
Oya goan take the chingum

Don't cover your nose, come and clean it!!