GboyegaD: Hope say when you reach outside you remember contact Yahaya, Sunday and the other guy family?

Know worry, u go hear as e go today.

ChiSun27: Expericoco with ur gud narratn...I cn jst imagin ow evrythng apnd n d frustratn dat wil b written all ova u wen bail terms was nt komn forth.

Butd cigar wey u smoke sha 2 mch o! Haba!

But y is it dat Northerns smokes a lot?

Cos they cannot drink and chase women.

experimentist: LMAO! Bro sey u be Ghanian? Eh ,Charlie! D story go end today no shaking!

I resemble Dem Ni? I be naija ninja

Argggghhhhhh!!!!

Can't believe I opened this thread inside church and this guy hasn't updated

You sure known how to keep people in suspense...one whole week!!!

anitank: Argggghhhhhh!!!!

Can't believe I opened this thread inside church and this guy hasn't updated

You sure known how to keep people in suspense...one whole week!!!

abeg no vex, I follow my babe sef go church

experimentist: d DPO wan use scope die my sanders, he said hin keep am for some boys side dem those boys say dem no see am again. So na those boys I wan report but I knw d DPO get hand inside.

I jux d wonder d kind of person u re, (nice and rugged)

Experimentist, i have a question 4 you.

Xsenga: Experimentist, i have a question you.

Ok, go ahead.

youth must work: I jux d wonder d kind of person u re, (nice and rugged)

I'm simple, shy and easy-going bro.. Abeg make anybody no fear mi oh. Especially d girls dem

kai mr experienceeee,me evn tink say by now stowie go don finish,only for me to see say yhu don put coma,pause,break,sortey yhu evn slep untop dz thread..*singing*..."loni nii ko ni dola"..dz stowie mst tu finish!!!

What will u guys do if u're h.o.r.n.y?

Xsenga: What will u guys do if u're h.o.r.n.y?

Inside prison? Hehe with all the Poo? Sweat? Dirt? Fear?anger?desperation?hunger? Hmmm I think smoking is pro'lly d highest relief unless dem dey allow conjugal visit lmao,me sef wonder!

Xsenga: What will u guys do if u're h.o.r.n.y?

notin to do my sister, conji go hold u die. If dem catch u dey fork ur fellow man ur own don bend be dat, in fact ur own don break finish. Na self-service sure pass

experimentist: notin to do my sister, conji go hold u die. If dem catch u dey fork ur fellow man ur own don bend be dat, in fact ur own don break finish. Na self-service sure pass

OK.

Xsenga: What will u guys do if u're h.o.r.n.y?

please what's h0rny

Buoyantic: please what's h0rny

That's a question for Ifa or Google.

Justeenaleo:
Inside prison? Hehe with all the Poo? Sweat? Dirt? Fear?anger?desperation?hunger? Hmmm I think smoking is pro'lly d highest relief unless dem dey allow conjugal visit lmao,me sef wonder!

may God help me make i no ever enter prison because i no go fit do with out......4 weeks or a month oo.

Xsenga: may God help me make i no ever enter prison because i no go fit do with out......4 weeks or a month oo.

na so u like am reach? I dey available oh

Buoyantic: please what's h0rny

Google is ur frnd.

experimentist: na so u like am reach? I dey available oh

i go send u back 2 prison oo.

experimentist: Guy forget, smoke no be bad tin o! Na those wey dey smoke misbehave dey spoil the name. Even our president dey smoke, sey u no know?

so smaking aint bad to u?
mo gbe!!!

Hmmmmmmm

Xsenga: may God help me make i no ever enter prison because i no go fit do with out......4 weeks or a month oo.

so u no bi virgin? heeee na wa ooo

Sarah a: Hmmmmmmm

what's up babe?

experimentist: what's up babe?

oga write story n stop disturbing those girls.

anitank: Argggghhhhhh!!!!

Can't believe I opened this thread inside church and this guy hasn't updated

You sure known how to keep people in suspense...one whole week!!!

I just like this gal!!!! She understands life, has a good sense of humour and mostly from her comments, she seems to be a very honest person who calls a spade; 'spade', without minding whose ox is gored.

The guy in blue inmates short came through with a book in his hand. He was calling names. He called about five names but my name wasn't among and time is almost up for bails or visitations. "Chai! Wetin dey happen na? Abi dem never bail us again? Abi dat guy no sabi read, why my name no go dey dat list na" I asked myself endless questions. "No, dem must bail us today. Maybe d guy dey go bring another list come" I answered myself like a mad man. Talking to myself. Suddenly I saw Iman coming towards us and yelling at me "bros dem don call ur name oh, no be ur name be......?" He asked me swiftly. "O boy na me oh, aah ope o finally thank God o" I thank God as I proceed to head to the main gate area. I shook hand with sunday, yahaya and other guys "I no leave una oh" I said to them smiling. "Abeg skul no forget us oh, try help us inform dem" they pleaded again. "No worry d adres dey my hand I go help una" I assured them again. Iman followed me as I walked very fast as if the bail may expire soon. "Bro make I hold that pam na mek I dey tek am do fine boy here na" iman begged. No dis one na my only. Sandals o, I no get another one abeg no vex" i pleaded back with him, I pulled off my blue polo top and handed it over to him. "Abeg help me manage dis one , I go come dey visit u once in a while now worry" I promised him. Promise which I didn't keep till he was released. Iman collected the top and thanked me. He liked it. I went straight to the small office and they confirm my name and my picture.

PS: before we enter the prison all our belts were collected and kept somewhere. No one is allowed to enter with a belt. Me we no get waist all dem come collct my belt join. I cried.

There was a heap of belts on the ground I searched and searched for my belt but couldnt find it. There was another heap of belt "omo see as belts for hia oh? Abi dem dey sell belts here?" I tot to myself. I saw one brown belt that looks like mine, I grabbed it and drew it out, it was mine. My jean was already falling off my waist, I immediately put the belt on and fasten it to my skinny waist. We waited and waited in the room for decades. "Which kain delay be dis one, abeg make dem answer us make I comot here oh" I was impatience. I just wanted to see outside. They opened this file and opened that file, sign this and sign that. Any make una wan do, me sha gats to comot here now. Soon everthing was done, time to go. I look out through the windows of the room, many inmates are watching us my the outside. They begging us to drop our belongings to them since we are going out to the outside world. Out of the underworld! I, AA and Uche walk slowly to the gate escorted by a warder, I looked back and saw yahaya and sunday watching I walk away. I wave at them and the wave me back. We go to the inner part of the gate where properties were dropped at the counter. Uche and AA collceted their stuffs I waited for them cos I don't have anything at the counter. "Bad boys, una don free now abi? Make una no come here again oh if una try am eh" one of the warders yelled as we walked out "thunder fire you sir!" I said as I step out of the miserable place.

I said goodbye to prison!
Goodbye to the underworld!
Goodbye, federal palace hotel!
I shall not lodge here again!
Insteand I will go to eko hotel and suites victoria island.

As I got outside I was embraced with a warm hug from my home boys z and others. "Omo e be like say dis place fit you oh, see as u just fresh die" one of them said laughing. "Thunder fire you, na u d place go fit" I cursed and we all laughed. "Omo how their beans be na? I hear e dey sweet." Z asked jokingly. "e dey sweet na, u sef go chop am" I replied. "Omo dat place na hell oh, make none of una pray to enter there oh, na die!" I preached to them. "How far hw e go be na, where we dey go like dis" I asked sounding confused. They all laughed "abi u wan go back there" zz said. "Abeg I no wan go house now, I wan make night do befo I go house. I no wan make people see me, see as my cloths be na" I complained. "Ok make we go [name of place witheld] na I get one SK here make we go blow before night come" z said bringing out one green type skunk. "Oya make we e don tey wey I smoke weed sef, na so so cigar we dey smoke there. If u open my chest na cigar u see there" I said as we walk to where we goin to relax. It was a very cool place where we use to hang out and smoke most times. It's not a weed joint but you can bring your stuff and do ur thing there. It's our safe spot. "Na here I for even come that day dem for na catch me oh" I regretted. We all sat there and talked I told them some things in the prsion they laughed and laughed. They me five alive juice and shawarma I chop like hungry lion. "Chei e don tey wey I don eat beta food oh. Na so so garbage we dey chop there oh. I said with my mouth full of food.

It almost 8pm and I went home get me full bucket of water and I took my bath washed my dirty self very well. After I took some antibiotic and other vitamins and slept the fork off. Few days later I went to VI to check for yahaya and sundays people, I couldnt find yahaya's brother but I saw a guy that knows him so I gave him the gist and he promised to look for hsi brother and tell him. I saw 2 sunday"s friend and told them everything. They said they have been looking for him for long. They guys collected my number and I told them to go to the magistrate court igbosere to proceed wit his release. They went there the next day and they briefed about the bail terms and conditions. They arrange everything and some days later sunday was also released. He later travelled home cos he has been telling me that he left his newly married wife at home to come and buy stuffs in lagos and go back before he was arrested and ended up in jail.
Some weekkss later I was at bar beach when suddenly I saw a guy that looks like yahaya, I walked up to hime and lo and behold it was him. He said he has been release like 2 weeks ago. That means the guy I saw and told about him finally found his brother and explain to him. I was happy I also helped those guys, I thanked God for the experience, at least without me going ther those guy woulda been roasting in that shi'it hole till now.

THE END


I want to thank every one that followed this thread from the beginning to the end. I'm so grateful and thankful to your prayers and motivations. God bless yall!

See you in real life

Thank you for sharing the experience, may you not have any cause to return to prison. Play safe bro.

You be correct person my guy,eenjoy the story die

Woow! what a story.
Now it's over. Yyyyy!!!

Tankx for sharing your experience with us all, God bless you and plz smoke ur weed responsibly.

These is a great lesson 4 everybody dat read dis interestn story of urs.