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Tips For UNN Students Especially Freshers by spunkyuch(m): 8:33pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
Warning!!! GIRLS KEEP OFF.. For Guys Only. I know many guys are dying to hook up with a lioness this session, (on this page, I've read a few girlfriend soliciting posts) a lot of times guys will be like.. ''I B owfa.. How pesin fit get babe for dis skool... No be I wan do badt tinz but..'' It is totally understandable, friendship/socializing with the opposite sex is a 'natural somtin'. Man is a social being after all, whether in the den or elsewhere. If you are among those in dire need of friendship this session, here are few tips.[ No girl is allowed beyond this, Kindly BACK OFF!!] --Packaging!! Omo, you dont need to be Dangote's son to package well.. The secret is.. Dress well, be neat and learn to speak good english.(Remember living beyond your means is not a valid option). --Define the type of girl you want and what you want from the friendship and be Realistic: This session is a 'No Long Thing session' immediately the strike is suspended, school activities will zoom off at a great pace, before you could say OKPA! you are already in an exam hall, so dont waste your limited time chasing girls you don't really need and dont fit into your vision 13/14. People go into friendship for different reasons..for love & care, for support, to learn, to be a better person, for fun etc whatever it is.. Define it. And be realistic.. You know your pocket aint deep and you wan date that hot material girl for your dept.. Forget what you see in the movies.. E no go work o, unless you wan chop your school fees. --Make the move: A faint heart wins no fair lady. If you have succesfully(& realitically) applied tip 2. Go ahead and tell her wetin dey. Don't expect her to come and fall for you like a pack of cards without you doing what you're suppose to do which is 'Say what's on your mind'. --Be patient. Nothing comes easy and quick, not even fast money. Everything takes time. But if she takes time longer than necessary... Kpam kpam kpam.. Away!! Now, in line with tip 2, here are types of girls and where you can find 'em. (Note: you can find 'em elsewhere tho', but Imma tell ya where they naturally occur..Lol) ....IF ..You want tomboy a girl, a girls with little biceps, always on trousers, go to Engineering and Geology. ...You want a tushed up babe, that will be willing to flaunt with your around campus and go to parties, social outings etc.. Nwata mara ife anaru.. Go to bio sci.. Mass Comm, foreign Lang, English or social work. ..You want a jacko babe that will ginger you to read more.. Go to Pharmacy faculty, Vet Medicine or swallow your pride & befriend that very serious Jacko in your class. ...You want a babe that will gradually lead to be a true born again.. Go to SUCF, DLCF, Chosen..(there a lot of good ones too apart from these) ...You want to get it easy with most of the girls in your class..No magic bro, get 'em A's & B's & packaging. Your room go turn class for night class. ...You want a sugarAunty(not monetary gain).. As in, a girl that's way older than you that can advice you, you know?, those kind things, and can still run things with you.. Dont go to PG(most of 'em are married) rather go to Education, Psychology dept, PALG, Archeology, Religion & cultural studies (from the name self, you suppose code). ...You want to develop and enhance your leadership, personal & speaking skills at d same tym have fun and increase your network of friends, join the Rotaract Club in UNN. ..And If you want to get the best out of yourself.. Believe in yourself, work hard and fear God. |
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