Warning!!! GIRLS KEEP OFF.. For Guys
Only.
I know many guys are dying to hook
up with a lioness this session, (on this
page, I've read a few girlfriend
soliciting posts) a lot of times guys will
be like.. ''I B owfa.. How pesin fit get
babe for dis skool... No be I wan do
badt tinz but..'' It is totally
understandable, friendship/socializing
with the opposite sex is a 'natural
somtin'. Man is a social being after all,
whether in the den or elsewhere.
If you are among those in dire need of
friendship this session, here are few
tips.[ No girl is allowed beyond this,
Kindly BACK OFF!!]
--Packaging!! Omo, you dont need to
be Dangote's son to package well.. The
secret is.. Dress well, be neat and learn
to speak good english.(Remember
living beyond your means is not a valid
option).
--Define the type of girl you want and
what you want from the friendship and
be Realistic: This session is a 'No Long
Thing session' immediately the strike is
suspended, school activities will zoom
off at a great pace, before you could
say OKPA! you are already in an exam
hall, so dont waste your limited time
chasing girls you don't really need and
dont fit into your vision 13/14.
People go into friendship for different
reasons..for love & care, for support, to
learn, to be a better person, for fun etc
whatever it is.. Define it. And be
realistic.. You know your pocket aint
deep and you wan date that hot
material girl for your dept.. Forget what
you see in the movies.. E no go work o,
unless you wan chop your school fees.
--Make the move: A faint heart wins no
fair lady. If you have succesfully(&
realitically) applied tip 2. Go ahead and
tell her wetin dey. Don't expect her to
come and fall for you like a pack of
cards without you doing what you're
suppose to do which is 'Say what's on
your mind'.
--Be patient. Nothing comes easy and
quick, not even fast money. Everything
takes time. But if she takes time longer
than necessary... Kpam kpam kpam..
Away!!
Now, in line with tip 2, here are types
of girls and where you can find 'em.
(Note: you can find 'em elsewhere tho',
but Imma tell ya where they naturally
occur..Lol)
....IF
..You want tomboy a girl, a girls with
little biceps, always on trousers, go to
Engineering and Geology.
...You want a tushed up babe, that will
be willing to flaunt with your around
campus and go to parties, social
outings etc.. Nwata mara ife anaru.. Go
to bio sci.. Mass Comm, foreign Lang,
English or social work.
..You want a jacko babe that will ginger
you to read more.. Go to Pharmacy
faculty, Vet Medicine or swallow your
pride & befriend that very serious
Jacko in your class.
...You want a babe that will gradually
lead to be a true born again.. Go to
SUCF, DLCF, Chosen..(there a lot of
good ones too apart from these)
...You want to get it easy with most of
the girls in your class..No magic bro,
get 'em A's & B's & packaging. Your
room go turn class for night class.
...You want a sugarAunty(not monetary
gain).. As in, a girl that's way older than
you that can advice you, you know?,
those kind things, and can still run
things with you.. Dont go to PG(most of
'em are married) rather go to
Education, Psychology dept, PALG,
Archeology, Religion & cultural studies
(from the name self, you suppose
code).
...You want to develop and enhance
your leadership, personal & speaking
skills at d same tym have fun and
increase your network of friends, join
the Rotaract Club in UNN.
..And If you want to get the best out of
yourself.. Believe in yourself, work hard
and fear God.