DEALEH Sat 07 Dec 2013
Even though a penis is controlled by the
nervous system, it also has a mind of its
own. Erections can occur at random due
to some impulses firing from the brain
during sleep and that is why most
mornings, men experience 'morning
glows'. The penis is turgid without a
prior s*xual arousal trigger. In fact, the
penis does not need the man�s brain
before it climaxes. It is basically the
function of the penis than the brain of
the man.
Orgasm actually starts with the spine;
the signal to ejaculate is the result of
muscle contractions in the spinal cord
and pelvis, not the brain. But amazingly,
simple things like having a rough day at
work can lead to a man not gaining an
erection for a week...
On average, adult penis typically
measures between four and six inches
when flaccid and six to nine inches when
erect. So typically, most joysticks are
created equal in almost all men. Human
penis still weighs and looks bigger than
that of other animals. Many men worry
so much about the look of their penis
but the truth of the matter is curves are
common in penis.
The vast majority of joysticks lean ever
so slightly to the left or right when
erect (you are probably just too
distracted to notice). However, some
bend so dramatically (or curve up or
down) that having s*x is almost
impossible. This is known as Peyronie�s
Disease and it happens when the penis
doesn�t expand evenly during a hard-
on.
The structure of the penis does not help
men to finish slowly; rather they are
programmed to finish quickly. So wives,
don�t take it personal. One of the
purposes of intercourse for men is
pleasure, then procreation. In fact, 85
per cent of men think of pleasure first
before procreation while having s*x.
Penile rupture is very real; it tends to
happen mostly during vigorous s*x and
also overly enthusiastic solo action like
masturbation. Most men who have
experienced this unthinkable breakage
always report hearing a cracking noise,
followed by excruciating pain. It is
always advisable to get treatment on
time because an untreated fracture can
lead to permanent erectile dysfunction
(ED).
Penis size, thickness and shape are not
genetic. joysticks are actually formed in
uterus when the male hormones are in
active service. joysticks have a �seam�
as all men have a line going down their
penis and over their testicles. It�s
more a �seam� on the underside of
the penis. It forms when the foetus is in
the uterus. In women, the seam
becomes the inner lips of the vagina. In
men, the seam encloses the urethra
along the length of the penis. joysticks
contrast in colour to other body parts;
joysticks are generally darker in colour
than the bodies they hang from.
Why? It�s part of the s*xual maturation
process. Every penis experiences a
degree of shrinkage on a daily basis,
especially when it is very cold. In other
words, cold weather and cold water are
a penis� mortal enemies. A typical
testicles need to be warm to effectively
make sperm and testosterone. So when
you stay too long in a chilly air-
condition room on a daily basis, try to
take a ten minutes� walk in a warm
environment away from the cold. But
there is no correlation between penis
size and shoe size, hand size or wallet
size.
And the worst exercise for the penis is
masturbation. Masturbation is not
healthy at all. Smoking isn�t just bad
for your lungs; it is also bad for the
penis. It�s no secret that smoking clogs
the arteries, including those that fill the
penis with blood, especially at the initial
stage of ejaculation. This means the
joysticks of smokers may have a harder
time rising to its full potential at the
occasion of s*xual activities. Also, men
will go limp if they drink too much.
Men really do get �blue-balls,
technically called �prostatic congestion
which is caused by �trapped� blood in
the testicles. It has been discovered
that a lukewarm shower or aspirin will
also do the trick. With a vasectomy, a
man can still be a father because some
sperm cell can still hang around, ready,
willing and able to cause a woman to be
pregnant two weeks post operation. So,
it�s important to use some kind of
protection until your family doctor says
the coast is clear.
Please note that if an erection comes on
and refuses to go away, this is not a
miracle, but a medical emergency. This
means that the blood flow that causes
an erection doesn�t eventually leave
the penis. Serious complications can
result, like blood clots and some major
damage.
Questions and Answers:
Should I or should I not?
Seven months ago, my wife of 11 years
suddenly left my home unannounced
with my seven-year-old last child. I was
so worried I had to report the case to
the police who after series of searching,
eventually discovered that she actually
moved to the house of one of my church
members, a wealthy business tycoon.
This became a court case and when she
was asked why she left without traces,
she said it was on the basis that I do not
satisfy her s*xually. Now, she is begging
to come back. Should I take her back?
Her insatiable s*xual craving has been a
big issue since the inception of our
marriage. I can�t satisfy her even if I
over try.
- Peter Ajukochi
This is a case of libidinal mismatch
leading to unfaithfulness, I think you
both can still sit and talk things over.
There are quite a lot of things to do
together when couples� s*x drive do
not match. Amazingly, every human
being has untapped s*xual potential in
us. If she has been complaining from the
outset of your union, what have you
done to rectify the situation? Bear it in
mind that your low desire affects your
wife immensely; so you must stretch
yourself to take time to enhance your
libido. This will bond the two of you
together the more and grant you some
discoveries about your own s*xuality.
Take quality time to discover your
wife�s s*xual peculiarities. It is very
wrong and unethical for your wife to
abandon her matrimonial home in
search of a momentary pleasure. But I
would also plead for your forgiveness.
Since she has discovered her mistakes, I
am sure she will make it up to you.
Please take her back and in future,
don�t ignore her complaints.
Why should I be careful about semen
analysis?
I have done quite a number of semen
analyses, yet I can�t make my wife get
pregnant. Why should I be careful about
semen analysis or continue to carry out
the same test?
- Matins Matins
Are you sure you are carrying out the
necessary test? Frankly speaking,
semen analysis is not a measure of
fertility; rather, it is a measure of
sperm production and sperm delivery.
So, a single semen analysis really does
not mean everything is normal or
abnormal. It just means there�s normal
production, normal delivery of sperm.
Most men, when there are concerns
about fertility, will be told to get a
semen analysis. It is a good thing but it
is important that if a man has concerns
over fertility, he has at least two and
probably three separate semen
analyses, each one after three days of
abstinence, each about six to eight
weeks apart. And then, and only then,
can you say you have successfully
completed the test.
Is it advisable to send a spy after my
partner?
If a husband or wife notices some
suspicious moves, activities and
behaviour in the life of his or her
partner especially s*xual life, Is it
advisable for the suspecting partner to
send spies to get adequate information
before taking necessary action, If no,
why?
- Simian Jubilee
I do not think it is a wise idea. One thing
is certain, there is nothing hidden that
will not be revealed over a period of
time. And from observation, when you
are not too sure of something, it is
either you patiently wait for a proper
timing or you wisely confront your
spouse. And if he or she denies the
confrontation, you can just keep your
calm. Things will definitely reveal
themselves sooner than you think. But if
you start sending spies here and there,
searching for information, digging up
stories, you may end up destroying the
very thing you want to protect. Where
mistrust, doubt, and suspicion reign,
every air that blows is a potential
danger bomb.
Can erectile dysfunction prevent
pregnancy?
Apparently yes but this depends greatly
on the degree and level of the erectile
dysfunction challenge. If it is a chronic
erectile dysfunction, it has 75-83 per
cent of preventing pregnancy,
especially when the erection is not hard
enough for effective ejaculation or
when the man ejaculates just at the tip
of the vagina. If it is an acute erectile
dysfunction [ a sudden event of either
premature ejaculation or quick
ejaculation], there may be a likelihood
of the man being able to impregnate his
wife when the man is treated on time.
Written By FUNMI AKINGBADE

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