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** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by mikuz(m): 9:26pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Voting Criteria : Opener Rhymes Similes/ Metaphor Punchlines Personals Flow Wordplay Closer Rules - 28 lines. - Deadline is 9pm. - Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments on here. Judges 1. Beshi 2. Man-i-kal 3. Da whizkid 4. Cooger 5. DBR 6. Mailmalc 7. Rhyme Lunatic 8. Glacierz 9. One Book Goodluck!!! |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by mikuz(m): 9:54pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Aii listen... U boutta be engaged in this MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply FOUNDATION CLASS/ . . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me?? With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/ "The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether" ^^ Dats English From a GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/ "Glacierz I 'thunk' u won that battle as well" Wtf?? Niggas FUC.K THIS/ check his NL pic, he holding sum DUMB KID/ While pimples all over the BROS CHEEK!!/ So many spots on ur face[/ i]. . .a [i]kick to ur head Becomes a SPOT KICK!!!/ I know u envy ma RAP ATTACK/. . .when I spit its KAMAKAZ!!/ buh if he says 'he's out of this world '. . .I'd hop inna space ship to get this RAPPER BACK!!/ . Once I get there. . .I'd land a punch that'd make him 'Leave Space' . . .like he tryna insert a PARAGRAPH!!!!/ Buh really I can't believe its this SAME FATHER/ that CLAIMS HARDER/. . .dats s'posed to be the tourney's MAIN RAPPER/ . . .When the battle I 'Red', streetwize 'Blue' Him Till we couldn't Find His 'GREY' MATTER!!!!/ He dint SAY NADA/ Cz We saw the best cams RECORD HIS DEATH/. . .he proved ur METHOD IS DEAD/. . .made ur head swell?? He blew ur HEAD OFF INSTEAD!!/ . . .Yes Ur lines 'Hit a nerve', street Shutdown ur Whole NERVOUS SYSTEM!!!/ Buh SEE MEHN/ am on sum TERRORIST SHI.T/ they hail cz ma METHOD IS SICK/ . . .Goodluck Phoned, am like YES BRUV, ITS ME/ . . .He said he finking of conducting sum CENSUS THIS WEEK/ Any tips on RECORDING THIS??/ . . .I said yeah, after u done the Head count, Check inside a Certain Ibime's trouser too. . .there's a whole lotta MEN ON HIS D I C K!!!/ Bt I'd leave him DEAD ON THE STREETS/ ...how? Remember dbr's secretry?? She MAY DECIDE/. . .When am in with like EIGTHY GUYS/. . .secret service, the AIMING TYPE/ . . .Block the Doors n Windows. . .RAISE THE NINES/. . .since u be winch. . . u fit try 'Run[/ i] [i]Thru the wall' like AC PIPES/ ( ˘˘̯) Or I call in my FAV'RITE GUYS/ . . .10 of the DEADLY HEAP/ they Raising EVERY CLIP/ . . .3 point 3 Gats, and LET IT CLICK/ 5 point 5 glocks, sum FIERY SHI.T/ they CLEARLY PISSED/. . .then 'two point two[/ i] [i]Four' and u dead. . . . at 'STP'!!!!////// (2.24) Aiii LEMME SEE/ 2day he's pastor ibime, cos he gon endure this LONG SUFFERING/ leave his TONGUE STUTTERING/ send clips dat'd fill his lips with the fruit of the spirit till he STOPS TALKING/ When the 'mac' Speaks, he runs and hides with the 'Ephesians' buh its NOT WORKING!!/ so he's STUCK RUNNING/ . . .Reaches bethlehem, hides inna manger, he's LOST...WATCHING/ Then I light it up, the 'Messiah' of rap. . . 'Burn in a manger'. . .So GOD LOVING!!/ buh once it STOPS BURNING/ I'd take his ashes to the temple, dance to the front. . . .and offer it as BURNT OFFERING!!!/ Or I let the FOURS CRACK HIM/ . . .for all the FALSE RAPPING/ U claim King, buh u ain martin luther and u NOT LARRY!!/ Buh if u WAS LARRY/ I gat men at the DOOR, LARRY!!/ Once they hold the GUNS, LARRY/ U gon lose. . . .if u try To take the Win Though . . .they BUG, LARRY!!!/ Wait! I said if u WAS LARRY/ . . .I gat men at the 'Door', if u try To take the 'Window[/ i]' they BUGLARY!!!/ Pls jes STOP RAPPING!!/ Cos Yur FUC.KING DUMB/. . .stop typing ma name with those UGLY THUMBS/ . . .I said U shuld FUC.KING STOP!!!/. . .or I'd Punch Ur 'Giant [i]Elephant Lips In'. . .that's how I 'POP THE TRUNK'!!!/ So pls SHUT HIM UP!!/ Cos Am pissed at WHAT THIS GUY EXPORTS/ in the Booth he's brings NOTHING I ENJOY/. . .His accent PLUS HIS STYLE HAS FLOPPED!!!/ . . .Its the Same With All 'Ijaw' men. . .now Eldee loses cash. . .when anoda Flop. . . FROM HIS 'TRIBE RECORDS'!!! And u might feel u LETHAL BRO/ send me off with a LITTLE FLOW/ bt u def didn't 'See this' Coming. . .all em MIDDLE BLOWS/ . . .U culd spray sum 'naira' to WIN YOU VOTES/. . .Bt I 'Yearn' to get ma 'pound' of flesh when I MEET YOU....SO here's how THIS WOULD GO/. . .I'd send sum 'Dolls'-To-Hit-Men, a couple Shots-n-he's- dead. . . then by ur grave . . .I'd BRING 'U ROSE'!!/ (euros) TRUE BRO'/ I might be WRAPPING OFF NOW/ buh let ur GUARDS BE ON GROUND/. . .Cz this last punch I LAND IN THE BOUT/. . .'d Re-arrange ur anatomy. . .Leave ur Lungs in ur hands and ur "HEART IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"/ BLAOOOO!!! "Presenter: This just in, the burial ceremony for the late ibime has been concluded" How it happened. . . Got to his home, n I SPARKED UP THE PLUGS/ ta CRACK ALL THE DOORS/ . . .dragged and 'burried' him in d sand, with head ABOVE THE FLOOR!!/ Buh he start to talk shi.t BOUT GUNS N BOMBS/. . . i brought him out. . .put him inna coffin . . .And I Re-bury. . . mehn I deserve the 'BALLON D'OR'!!!!!!!!!/ 16 Likes |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by mikuz(m): 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Ibime's verse ThaBlaqBonez: So I googled him and found this: And this: ________________________________________________________________ I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/ And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!” It’s evident my bars shatter/ the irrelevant bizarre rapper/ This nigga here on earth. . . . so we must inform NASA. . . . to stop searching outer space. . . for evidence of 'dark matter'!!/ You pulling every disguise/ and telling the guys/ you driving elegant rides/ So next time we pass you cycling. . . we’ll honk horn. . . and tell you to stop 'pedalling' lies!!/ If Blaq fúck with me/ I’ll swear in court. . .I thought it was a robbery/ Cos if he run and hide. . . I’ll shoot this bítch through the door. . . like Oscar P!/ Don’t talk about guns. . . I got plenty in the wardrobe/ shoot a semi through his torso/ When it come to killing, I got 'ruthless records'. . . so if Bone claim thug. . . I’ma send him to the 'crossroads'!!/ cos I won’t take it light if Blaq is dissing. . . I’ll blow it 'out of proportion'. . . like a bad mathematician/ And as far as raps he spitting?/. . . .whoever say 'BB King'. . . must be referring. . . to the Jazz musician!!/ I conduct lightening rod/ through this frightened fraud/ if he don’t hop like a Chinese frog/ And on a musical note. . . his whole body will quaver. . . when I string him up. . . by his spinal chord!!/ While I be flexing with dollars/ he emptying drawers/ and counting pennies and quarters/ His 'bank accounts' must have tuberculosis. . . .there’s nothing left in the coughers!!/ Claiming he been to Rome and Entebbe/ but I see through Bones like an X-Ray/ He never been abroad. . . but one punch will send the ‘hungry nigga flying’. . . . Ethiopian airways!!/ Why this monkey want test?/ Terry Da Rapman must have 'taught him nonsense'/ Cos he still 'suffering and smiling'. . . even after winning the 'zombie' contest/ This dumb broke joker/ better come no closer/ before I throw his mother off the balcony. . . and make the poor 'fella'. . . blame it on 'unknown soldier'!!!/ Doing songs with Terry shows this negro is gay/ He gonna lead Bones astray/ Terry’s career flopped. . . so if he help you get fans. . . it’s to chase mosquitos away!!!/ The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/ cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/ You gon’ regret being rude to Bis/ boasting about your million views and hits/ Your album launching soon, I just ruined it/. . . cos ya career’s over. . . soon as niggas google this!!!/ KING!!! 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by mikuz(m): 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Abeg post una verses again if I messed your format before I open the battle for votes. |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 11:01pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Sorry reposting myself 2 Likes |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 11:02pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Aii listen... U boutta be engaged in this MARRIAGE OF BARS/. . .this bar is simply FOUNDATION CLASS/ . . .1st Question is How u wanna Take me?? With such OUTRAGIOUS TRASH??/ "The goof Ran when i 'Brang' him the ether" ^^ Dats English From a GRADUATE OF MATHS!!/ "Glacierz I 'thunk' u won that battle as well" Wtf?? Niggas FUC.K THIS/ check his NL pic, he holding sum DUMB KID/ While pimples all over the BROS CHEEK!!/ So many spots on ur face. . .a kick to ur head Becomes a SPOT KICK!!!/ I know u envy ma RAP ATTACK/. . .when I spit its KAMAKAZ!!/ buh if he says 'he's out of this world '. . .I'd hop inna space ship to get this RAPPER BACK!!/ . Once I get there. . .I'd land a punch that'd make him 'Leave Space' . . .like he tryna insert a PARAGRAPH!!!!/ Buh really I can't believe its this SAME FATHER/ that CLAIMS HARDER/. . .dats s'posed to be the tourney's MAIN RAPPER/ . . .When the battle I 'Red', streetwize 'Blue' Him Till we couldn't Find His 'GREY' MATTER!!!!/ He dint SAY NADA/ Cz We saw the best cams RECORD HIS DEATH/. . .he proved ur METHOD IS DEAD/. . .made ur head swell?? He blew ur HEAD OFF INSTEAD!!/ . . .Yes Ur lines 'Hit a nerve', street Shutdown ur Whole NERVOUS SYSTEM!!!/ Buh SEE MEHN/ am on sum TERRORIST SHI.T/ they hail cz ma METHOD IS SICK/ . . .Goodluck Phoned, am like YES BRUV, ITS ME/ . . .He said he finking of conducting sum CENSUS THIS WEEK/ Any tips on RECORDING THIS??/ . . .I said yeah, after u done the Head count, Check inside a Certain Ibime's trouser too. . .there's a whole lotta MEN ON HIS D I C K!!!/ ^_^ Bt I'd leave him DEAD ON THE STREETS/ ...how? Remember dbr's secretry?? She MAY DECIDE/. . .When am in with like EIGTHY GUYS/. . .secret service, the AIMING TYPE/ . . .Block the Doors n Windows. . .RAISE THE NINES/. . .since u be winch. . . u fit try 'Run Thru the wall' like AC PIPES/ ( ˘˘̯) Or I call in my FAV'RITE GUYS/ . . .10 of the DEADLY HEAP/ they Raising EVERY CLIP/ . . .3 point 3 Gats, and LET IT CLICK/ 5 point 5 glocks, sum FIERY SHI.T/ they CLEARLY PISSED/. . .then 'two point two Four' and u dead. . . . at 'STP'!!!!////// (2.24) Aiii LEMME SEE/ 2day he's pastor ibime, cos he gon endure this LONG SUFFERING/ leave his TONGUE STUTTERING/ send clips dat'd fill his lips with the fruit of the spirit till he STOPS TALKING/ When the 'mac' Speaks, he runs and hides with the 'Ephesians' buh its NOT WORKING!!/ so he's STUCK RUNNING/ . . .Reaches bethlehem, hides inna manger, he's LOST...WATCHING/ Then I light it up, the 'Messiah' of rap. . . 'Burn in a manger'. . .So GOD LOVING!!/ buh once it STOPS BURNING/ I'd take his ashes to the temple, dance to the front. . . .and offer it as BURNT OFFERING!!!/ ^_^ Or I let the FOURS CRACK HIM/ . . .for all the FALSE RAPPING/ U claim King, buh u ain martin luther and u NOT LARRY!!/ Buh if u WAS LARRY/ I gat men at the DOOR, LARRY!!/ Once they hold the GUNS, LARRY/ U gon lose. . . .if u try To take the Win Though . . .they BUG, LARRY!!!/ Wait! I said if u WAS LARRY/ . . .I gat men at the 'Door', if u try To take the 'Window' they BUGLARY!!!/ Pls jes STOP RAPPING!!/ Cos Yur FUC.KING DUMB/. . .stop typing ma name with those UGLY THUMBS/ . . .I said U shuld FUC.KING STOP!!!/. . .or I'd Punch Ur 'Giant Elephant Lips In'. . .that's how I 'POP THE TRUNK'!!!/ So pls SHUT HIM UP!!/ Cos Am pissed at WHAT THIS GUY EXPORTS/ in the Booth he's brings NOTHING I ENJOY/. . .His accent PLUS HIS STYLE HAS FLOPPED!!!/ . . .Its the Same With All 'Ijaw' men. . .now Eldee loses cash. . .when anoda Flop. . . FROM HIS 'TRIBE RECORDS'!!! And u might feel u LETHAL BRO/ send me off with a LITTLE FLOW/ bt u def didn't 'See this' Coming. . .all em MIDDLE BLOWS/ . . .U culd spray sum 'naira' to WIN YOU VOTES/. . .Bt I 'Yearn' to get ma 'pound' of flesh when I MEET YOU....SO here's how THIS WOULD GO/. . .I'd send sum 'Dolls'-To-Hit-Men, a couple Shots-n-he's-dead. . . then by ur grave . . .I'd BRING 'U ROSE'!!/ (euros) TRUE BRO'/ I might be WRAPPING OFF NOW/ buh let ur GUARDS BE ON GROUND/. . .Cz this last punch I LAND IN THE BOUT/. . .'d Re-arrange ur anatomy. . .Leave ur Lungs in ur hands and ur "HEART IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"/ BLAOOOO!!! "Presenter: This just in, the burial ceremony for the late ibime has been concluded" How it happened. . . Got to his home, n I SPARKED UP THE PLUGS/ ta CRACK ALL THE DOORS/ . . .dragged and 'burried' him in d sand, with head ABOVE THE FLOOR!!/ Buh he start to talk shi.t BOUT GUNS N BOMBS/. . . i brought him out. . .put him inna coffin . . .And I Re-bury. . . mehn I deserve the 'BALLON D'OR'!!!!!!!!!/ 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by Ibime(m): 1:20am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Please be aware line limit is 28, not 38 (and I'm being generous). . . .it's not by force to battle Ibime. . . . ThaBlaqBonez: Aii listen... 2 Likes |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by Ibime(m): 2:58am On Dec 10, 2013 |
GLACIERZ!: What's all this about? Ice 'bug' abeg drop your vote jejely. No be war. Once vote is dropped, it cannot be removed. We don't want any controversy here abeg. |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 7:34am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Ibime re arranging ma lines like dat is jes pathetic See I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ - line one This nigga so black, it hurts!/ - Line two And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . .- line 3 “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!” - line 4 We both should b dqd, u stretchd a lil, I stretched much Deal with it |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by Ibime(m): 9:16am On Dec 10, 2013 |
I would say Blaq should cut 10 lines and resubmit. It's not by force to battle Ibime. I overlooked it against U3 cos I felt he wasted the extra lines on football plays. Not trying to be controversial, the controversy is caused by blatant flouting of the rules. |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 9:44am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Cut 10 lines also bro |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by Beshiugbe(m): 9:47am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Mikus your co-ordinating. Clear the issue bout stretching so that votes can roll in. That's exactly the reason why Glaciers deleted his vote. Votes can't be rolling in when both genes r still on different ends of the spindle. 1 Like |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 10:06am On Dec 10, 2013 |
I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ 1 This nigga so black, it hurts!/ 2 And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied 3 . . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!”4 It’s evident my bars shatter/ the irrelevant bizarre rapper/ 5 This nigga here on earth. . . . so we must inform NASA - 6 . . . . to stop searching outer space. . . for evidence of 'dark matter'!!/ - 7 You pulling every disguise/ and telling the guys/ you driving elegant rides/ 8 So next time we pass you cycling. . . we’ll honk horn. .9 . and tell you to stop 'pedalling' lies!!/ - 10 If Blaq fúck with me/ I’ll swear in court. . .I thought it was a robbery/ Cos if he run and hide. . . I’ll shoot this bítch through the door. . . like Oscar P!/ 12 Don’t talk about guns. . . 13 I got plenty in the wardrobe/ shoot a semi through his torso/ 14 When it come to killing, I got 'ruthless records' 15. . . so if Bone claim thug. . . I’ma send him to the 'crossroads'!!/ 16 cos I won’t take it light if Blaq is dissing. . 17. I’ll blow it 'out of proportion'. . . like a bad mathematician/ 18 And as far as raps he spitting?/.19 . . .whoever say 'BB King'. . . must be referring. . . to the Jazz musician!!/ 20 I conduct lightening rod/ through this frightened fraud/ 21 if he don’t hop like a Chinese frog/ 22 And on a musical note. . . his whole body will quaver 23 . . . when I string him up. . . by his spinal chord!!/ 24 While I be flexing with dollars/ he emptying drawers/ 25 and counting pennies and quarters/ His 'bank accounts' must have 26 tuberculosis. . . .there’s nothing left in the coughers!!/ 27 Claiming he been to Rome and Entebbe/ 28 cut d rest off then 1 Like |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by dawhizkid1(m): 10:36am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Shey dem be say na 20 words per line or so? Why all these arguments? This thing don dey turn pikin play. 1 Like |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by mikuz(m): 3:05pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
I do not remember throwing this battle open for votes! I'm not counting any vote yet. Blaqbones remove 8-10 lines and post again, lemme officially declare the battle open for votes. Else you're gonna get disqualified for stretching. I'm sure you read the rules. |
Re: ** King Tournament : Q. Finals ( Ibime Vs Blaqbonez ) ** by mikuz(m): 3:10pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
And no more yarns on this thread. |
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