Let's ignore my lifestyle choices, for the most part. But let's say I recently got a new pair of slippers. They are very nice, thank you. Here's the thing, I often spend minutes/hours looking for them. I usually find them in a corner of the room, perfectly placed no less. Now note, this is a corner, 'lungu', which before one accesses gymnastics are required. Also I live alone.

I am NOT the one placing them there..

Recently I've also been having good dreams so this is what I think is happening; while asleep, a spirit comes over to use my slippers (remember they are very nice) and gives me good dreams to prevent me from waking up. It's the only reasonable explanation.

I need to know, how do I get rid of this spirit? Should I even bother, as, is it a good spirit? The dreams I get in return are rather nice.

(And yes, the above story is genuine, why would I make up something as dry and foo.lish as that?)

I'm becoming very distressed, any and all recommendations are welcome. Thank you

lmao! @gymnastics are required hahahaha...when next u are sleeping, wrap the slippers and sleep on it since you dont want to share it. To get rid of the 'spirit' talk with it.guy you funny btw

Go to the nearest MFM church.

Hehehehe.

How can Christians think that this story is ridiculous?
If this is ridiculous then where do we place the bible stories?

Manhunter™:
How can Christians think that this story is ridiculous?
If this is ridiculous then where do we place the bible stories?

I tire. They are laughing at me and telling me to tie the slippers to my waist? So the spirit will have to move me aside to get to it?? Would you want a spirit touching you?!

Because I'm an atheist, they don't care. Wickedness...

oh! were yhu expecting help from christians? lol yhu must be discombobulated. Go seek help from ur own...or are they without help in 'matters like this'?

ATMC: oh! were yhu expecting help from christians? lol yhu must be discombobulated. Go seek help from ur own...or are they without help in 'matters like this'?

I will not forget this.... You want the spirit to touch me.... Have you met people that have been touched by the holy spirit? Do they look sane to you? You're trying to turn me into a sheeple abi??

Spirit touching you is not a good thing, clearly....

Hopefully there are kind xtians out there that will help me....

goodluck in ur search. #just for the records...the kind christians are thar way 'cos the holy spirit 'touched' them***deal with it***

ATMC: goodluck in ur search. #just for the records...the kind christians are thar way 'cos the holy spirit 'touched' them***deal with it***

That's true. A kind xtian is an oxymor.on. Thanks for pointing that out

I feel like being nice today wiegraf.

@op ur next dream wil be u hit u toe against a stone. You will turn around in pain and ask for help only for the " blue eyes blond heir handsome jew Son of marry" to tell to stop fooling urself. na dat time ur eye go clear. u tear 440 enter cele church to go seek help.

obadiah777:

kolomental tinz.

obadiah777:

Yeah! That ^ will help. Lol.

obadiah777:

You're not taking me seriously. How is padlock supposed to stop something spiritual?

For instance, if Mary had been padlocked, wearing a chastity belt, would that have stopped the Holy Spirit from doing his thing?

And don't forget spirit does not walk, it floats. So the padlock will not hinder it's movement sef

Abeg shift and allow people with serious answers to respond. You don't care because it isn't happening to you or a loved one, abi? Wicked

Mee234: cele church to go seek help.

Can they help me?

wiegraf:

Can they help me?

try them.

Mee234:
try them.

Details abeg, which are the most popular in kadunoh? Do I need to do anything before seeing them, eg visiting a bank, getting a lobotomy, etc?

wiegraf:

Details abeg, which are the most popular in kadunoh? Do I need to do anything before seeing them, eg visiting a bank, getting a lobotomy, etc?

yes, u need to visit a bank. If that's too expensive, u can ask follz.. and that macoh guy. both guys have interesting ideals about consciousness. maybe one of the orisas have taken interest in you and ur slipper.

Cut the slippers into pieces and see what the next target would be.
Your foot, then you wil catch the spirit

Take this serious. Your life might be in danger.

Someone's about to walk in places you were destined to walk. A spiritual substition has taken place in the spiritual realm, and someone's about to take your place. Those dreams signify that you would be sold lies to mislead AND BLIND you so you won't realize when this substitution takes place. It will take you by surprise. The fact you are enjoying those dreams means their plans have begun to work.

Ignore the advice to padlock those slippers. That dude is just making mockery of spiritual matters. May the Good Lord forgive him.

Retrace your steps to your Maker and run under his protection. He promises to guide and protect you.

Will post some Bible verses for you to go through as soon as I'm through with choir practice. God bless you.

aManFromMars: Take this serious. Your life might be in danger.

Someone's about to walk in places you were destined to walk. A spiritual substition has taken place in the spiritual realm, and someone's about to take your place. Those dreams signify that you would be sold lies to mislead AND BLIND you so you won't realize when this substitution takes place. It will take you by surprise. The fact you are enjoying those dreams means their plans have begun to work.

Ignore the advice to padlock those slippers. That dude is just making mockery of spiritual matters. May the Good Lord forgive him.

Retrace your steps to your Maker and run under his protection. He promises to guide and protect you.

Will post some Bible verses for you to go through as soon as I'm through with choir practice. God bless you.

NICE.

#need i wash my face with Naachi water to see amfm's post clearly***coughs***
@op wait, a kind choir master from mars is about to proffer solution to ur situation

my name is mallam sheikh usman sedik.....i specialize in helping people spiritually and physically....ao if you are by any chance facing any kind of spritual attach or oppression, depreaaion or any other form....you can just contact me through facebook with mallam sheikh usman sedik.....or you can call me 08149198447.......thank you for the corporation am waiting for you

hehehehe, guy, you were looking for help, now help ^^^ has arrived hehehehe. Lol.

yhu go fearrrr

sheikh usman: my name is mallam sheikh usman sedik.....i specialize in helping people spiritually and physically....ao if you are by any chance facing any kind of spritual attach or oppression, depreaaion or any other form....you can just contact me through facebook with mallam sheikh usman sedik.....or you can call me 08149198447.......thank you for the corporation am waiting for you

This is what I'm looking for oga, however, I found your FB page and it seems you just joined that network this morning, which is just a little suspicious.

If you're a true professional I need not tell you how serious this situation is, and you would therefore understand my concern (which is mostly security, of course). For instance, you could be an agent of the devil working with the spirits to steal my soul or simply a charlatan. I would therefore appreciate it if you provided more proof of your expertise before I contact you.

Can you please give me an account of an older spiritual case you've solved sir? Or provide some insight into what exactly the spirit that is trying to possess me wants?

Thank you

Also, I see you're involved with this movement

https://www.facebook.com/pages/People-Who-Need-Spiritual-Help/192253280818375?ref=profile

If your work is genuine, good work sir!

@all, see, muslims are much nicer.... Though xtians like muskeeto and Mee234 are helping. Thanks you two, I'll get back to you

wiegraf:

This is what I'm looking for oga, however, I found your FB page and it seems you just joined that network this morning, which is just a little suspicious.

If you're a true professional I need not tell you how serious this situation is, and you would therefore understand my concern. For instance, you could be an agent of the devil working with the spirits to steal my soul or simply a charlatan. I would appreciate it if you provided more proof of your expertise before I contact you.

Can you please give me an account of an older spiritual case you've solved sir? Or provide some insight into what exactly the spirit that is trying to possess me wants?

Thank you

Also, I see you're involved with this movement

https://www.facebook.com/pages/People-Who-Need-Spiritual-Help/192253280818375?ref=profile

If your work is genuine, good work sir!

@all, see, muslims are much nicer.... Though xtians like muskeeto and Mee234 are helping. Thanks you two, I'll get back to you

lol.

thanks NLders for helping him thus far.

* laughing @muskeeto being a christian and helping *

If i had such powers, i would not be here laughing. Hehehehe .

I have contacted Satan on this matter and I can now confidently tell you that those spirits, (if they are spirits), are definitely not from us. Satan thinks you are probably sleepwalking and moving the slippers yourself.
His solution is this: get a motion detecting video camera. Set it in the room to see the slippers when you go to sleep. In the morning, look at the video and you'll get a better idea of what's really happening. Then come back and tell us.

Why should we ignore your lifestyle choice?

I cant comment until I am sure you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Why should I offer a short term solution for a long term problem. Shalom Aleichem!

Alfa Seltzer: I have contacted Satan on this matter and I can now confidently tell you that those spirits, (if they are spirits), are definitely not from us. Satan thinks you are probably sleepwalking and moving the slippers yourself.
His solution is this: get a motion detecting video camera. Set it in the room to see the slippers when you go to sleep. In the morning, look at the video and you'll get a better idea of what's really happening. Then come back and tell us.

Keep peddling falsehood