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| Yo Momma! by prinsuvz(m): 3:41am On Jun 19, 2006 |
Ya'll have probably seen the show that Wilmer Valderamma (from that 70's Show) came up with, it's called "Yo Momma" and he gets trashtalkers from different parts of the city to compete for $1,000, the jokes are BANANAS! Put some of your favorite "yo momma" jokes on here, or other jokes you've heard that are funny, I'll start off with one I heard on there. "Yo momma teeth so yellow that when she closes her mouth, her stomach light up." |
| Re: Yo Momma! by eveseh(f): 3:49am On Jun 19, 2006 |
LOL LOL,funny |
| Re: Yo Momma! by prinsuvz(m): 4:08am On Jun 19, 2006 |
Two more, Yo momma so fat that her picture is heavy! Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry! 1 Like |
| Re: Yo Momma! by eveseh(f): 4:13am On Jun 19, 2006 |
LOL LOL LOL boy,u are damn funny,pls oooooooooooooooooooooooo  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by eveseh(f): 4:14am On Jun 19, 2006 |
LOL LOL LOL boy,,pls oooooooooooooooooooooooo  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by jgirl3: 5:33am On Jun 19, 2006 |
Yeah i have seen that show - there are some pretty good lines on that show. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Eastcoast(f): 11:15am On Jun 19, 2006 |
Do you mean the one's we heard on the show or we should make up ours? |
| Re: Yo Momma! by prinsuvz(m): 11:48am On Jun 19, 2006 |
whichever one floats your boat or finds your lost remote, post one you heard on the show or make up your own or both! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by robby1(m): 1:43pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
yo mamma so fat, she stands on a scale and it reads "to be continued" yo mamma so old, she was asked to act her age and she died yo mamma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car yo mamma so fat, she her clothes even have streck marks. more on the way, |
| Re: Yo Momma! by 2fine4u(f): 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
Yo momma's so stupid when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo momma's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Yo momma’s teeth so yellow she could get a job at the movie theater spittin' on popcorn! 1 Like |
| Re: Yo Momma! by eveseh(f): 7:50pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: Yo Momma! by robby1(m): 3:21pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
yo mama so ugly, the orangutans are jealous yo mama so fat, she wears two wrist watches cos she covers two time zones yo mama so dumb, she brings 17 friends to a party cos a sign reads "no under 18's" yo mama so fat,she hid behind mt everest and i still found her. yo mama so nasty, she has to sneak up on her bath water yo mama so fat, she got stuck in the bath tub. yo mama so fat, her photograph says "P.T.O" |
| Re: Yo Momma! by jgirl3: 3:23pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
Yo momma's so ugly that the MTV producers talked about having a new show - love-vendor my face |
| Re: Yo Momma! by eveseh(f): 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
lol J GIRL,THAT ONE IS Funny(pim my face) lol |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
yo momma my favorite show  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ikuyinminu(m): 6:52pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
Kidnapping is a Child’s Play but Aultnapping is a Grownup Play, Lots on the way |
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