Three tortoises, Mick, Tom and Roy, decide to go on a picnic.
So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.
The trouble is, the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer and says "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it".

Mick gets worried, so he turns to Tom and says "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Tom didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.

Mick and Tom beg Roy to go back for it.
But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a sweetie.

20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Tom are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts:

"I KNEW IT, I'M NOT GOING.

Rib Cracking

ah thats horrible, really funny

haha

the bobo dey crase

:-x

Good one, they are not faithful

Somebody just copied, edited and pasted dis.

Funny

haba! see lack of trust.

Merix!

i think i prefer this word *stale!

funny

GeeCee:

Somebody just copied, edited and pasted dis.

Emperoh yansh don open. . . kai! . . . .

poster, no mind this new habit of copy and paste special

i no mention name oo.

romade:

which one come be merix o Mama Ble as dis one be 2006

it's called rebranding! (ministry of information sef dey do am) ^{nothin spoil}
geecee, howdy! happie new yam!

:p

Funny!!!!

d silly thng didnt evn leave, hahahaha

They are all crook.

i no dey o

how is your beiby?

im fine thanks for asking

hello my love

hi my darling, hope my child is kickn *winks*