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Akpors Finding X-mas Gift by Mrsanity1(m): 8:27pm On Dec 16, 2013
Akpors - after his first time of leaving the village to the city went searching for a job and finally, he came to a big company to make inquires in respect of the advertisement which was being placed outside. Akpors being so eager didn’t read the advertisement properly. He just dashed into the company and began to ask for the MD. Little did he know that a job of such magnitude requires someone who has been to different parts of the world. On getting there, the MD decided to have a little interview with him. MD: Hello young man, what can I do for you? AKPORS: Good morning sir, I am Akpors Apororo and I came concerning the advertisement placed outside your company. MD: I see. I hope you know that this job requires someone who’s been to various parts of the world? AKPORS (of course desperate): Yes sir, I know that. MD: Good. So tell me, have you been to Germany? AKPORS: Yes sir, I lived there for 7 years. MD: Wow... that’s good. How about the UK, have you been there before? AKPORS: Yes Sir, I also lived there for 5 years. MD: Interesting, how about the United States? AKPORS: I’ve been there also Sir, and I lived there for 6 years. MD: Hmmm. Then you must know much about geography. AKPORS: Yes sir I’ve also been to geography before, and I lived there for 6 years

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