[b]Save our generation oh ye dwarfs(short people)!!! Save our descendants frm this misery! It would really be a devastating issue to raise a generation of dwarfs.......As long as ayam alive, I'll stop this brouhaha from happening!!





They complain tall people don't even look @ their direction twice talkless of toating em', thatz rubbish!! . Why would they toast you when you aint sexy! Imagine a dwarf female wearing mini- skirt, her tigh was just like that of a man,like Batista precisely(WWE) it's a turn off.....truss me.





By the time i'm done writing this article of mine, dwarfs would thank me later.... I'm sure of that!!








Oh sexy dwarfs, if you see one mumu tall guy wey you like wey no gree marry you!!! Its simple as ABC..... Invite am for one planned party.... Get the eediot drunk and have ur way with him....#lobatan! You don't av to expose that ur man-like tigh to seduce a man,, it wont work #walahi





At least, if every dwarf bring forth a tall offspring! It would make the world a better place but seriously, lets come to tink of it, na dem(dwarfs) get advantage pass!! Ask me how







Seriously.......they are good 'cheaters' what do I mean by 'good cheaters? Lemme xplain.






Cos of their portability, u fit swap them anyhow for bed. Guys, if ah dey lie tell me ooo!! number two.. Infact if u'r married and u are stewpidly so unfortunate to be caught red handed with a dwarf under you, you shouldnt be scared, those dwarfs would work wonders. How














They can easily be hidden under pillow and if u are so poor that you didn't av a pillow ur dirty bed sheet will do without ur wife suspecting!! Guys, If ah dey like make una halla me ooo





As for me, ayam allergic to dwarfs. But you tall people out there should just start marrying them to save our upcoming generation biko . I'm the boss, so don't question my decision!![/b] #wazzar

Drops a grenade in here and walks off..

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Drops a grenade in here and walks off..

u beta come pick ur bomb!!

All these children on nairaland * weeps at the stu pidity of the thread*

I can pardon ur stewpiditieee but not for my time u wasted

*Sighs deeply*
Wazzar, we give up!

A few years frm now dis Wazza will open some of his threads and weep from sheer embarrasment at how moronic some of them are

We give up @ op

keep em coming wazzar dont mind dem haterz cos they keep loosing like *the gunners* i lov u man(no homo)

Chimaritoponcho: keep em coming wazzar dont mind dem haterz cos they keep loosing like *the gunners* i lov u man(no homo)