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Joke: The First Date by NaLaugh: 1:06pm On Dec 17, 2013
Ekaite about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Panku. she was being tutored by her grandma.

Grandma: "He will try to kiss you, allow him. He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay u down and
get on top of you, don't allow him".

Ekaite: grandma, why?.
Grandma: "because if you do that, you have allowed him to
disgrace you and all your family".

Ekaitte: okay
she left on her date. Several hours later she returned.

Grandma: how did it go?.
Ekaite: exactly as you said, except when he
laid me down and tried to disgrace our family,
I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.

haha!

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