The final brutality @Makavalle

It's a pity Maka's the victim while i wrap up this tragedy
You'sa good sight for sore eyes, exit rap, enter auto-elegy
Watch me bust the mic n throw this buster down the bustle
Tumbled into muddle, he ate my knuckle n gurgle blood bubble
He got frailty, this weakling got no inkling of rap duelling
I aint battlin him, me drillin him n make rap seems gruellin
His Banks is out of Buck, cause his Game worths 50 for a cent
Tautin vocal cord tighter than fiddle string, spittin nonsense
The only time u spew punches is when u eat 'em from me
I'm as coarse as hemp n fiercer than farmished menagrie
Strike that "R" from "Friend" if u wan kno me homie
Me to this pip-squeak is like a blue whale to a jellyfish
This n!kkur is hot head, he dived into my "Lake Punch"
He emerged looking all drenched in bruises and bumps
His melting eyes read "Crude but u promised to be good"
Sorry dude the truth is good aint good in my hood

                                                                                                What say u Homeboy?

I don't need 16's to win this, ok. Here you go:

I rep da lyrical savage, wit punchlines encrypted in satirical language
your flow's rough like cabbage, u're best known for spittin' junk like a typical garbage
ma' lines are sharper than a samurai's sword, t'will cut through your left hip
leave ya de(feeted), u won't sound punches as though u've got a cleft lip
am da alpha wit beta flows, that penetrates u like gamma rays
your game play's like a scratched CD, i'm left wit no choice than eject u like disc trays
am way too better, that's why u keep gettin hit wit sardonic punches
your flow's got d fever, i might as well liken 'em to pneumonic flushes
i've got more flows than d Amazon river; no wonder am so popular like a symphonic diva
your flow's dry as a heat-parched desert, it depicts sumt'n worse than chronic fever

Hope you enjoyed the flight, LOL?

Lol. . . . . . . .Yeah! Sure, i do sir

@crude and makavele , be informed that i will judge the finals by 2morrow evening if shaz doesnt show up to judge it , i think we already have a winner

@flowshow
if u dont reply by tomorrow evening sunday , you will lose by walkover.
let everyone drop their email contacts so that i can send their gifts,

@edosioo . . .

Yes! if shaz doesn't feed us with her breast milk any longer; i think we shall wear d crown on Crude's head, or Maka?

i smile wit dat sinsiter of finishh him after am thru wit y'all

Though I didnt live up to my standard as well, but the tourney is kinda bad, the drops were all lacking hip hop and rap battle credentials, a better one could be organised. but mr (or mrs) judge make ur judgement.

OldSYNC 4 Pre sid ent

w4elldone ediosoo, from a quaterfinalists, i get better in every competition, let the next tourney come thru, big up's ediosoo, nyc, who da winner who da winner, let me put my 2 cents, crude, i'd give it to you very close though.

@Ol'Sync
Hey chill it up bro. . . . . . .dont be trippin

@J-Unit
Thanx for ur contribution thou, u Know i'm pretty sure i couldda get more that 2 cents from ya for that piece, i know i aint good nuff to get more than that but like i told ya. . . . . .THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING!!!

this aint big brother africa ~edosioo ~ stop throwing urself at me like lucille on ricco
congrats on ya success edosioo~much respect to da lyrical bitch dosiioo
when the cat is away the house belongs to rats like crude and makapussi
thats why they both rejoice that edosioo will give them gifts like 2 year old teletubbies
go ahead and call ur mummies
the worthless always celebrate undeserved judgements by sars the baby milk breast feeder
fool shit ~get laid so ur pussi make nairalanders speak english like warfy indigenes
with nothing left to battle for except the third place position
i switch positions and fix u on top like engines on wordsmith ignition
no diction~ watch me spar wit u like mc brave spelling out hybrid's destruction
i got nothing to lose ~mailmalc lemme use to this to name call the nairaland bitches like tom cruise
a king in the making ~tianshe am gonna make u bow so that u gon shout flowshow da lyrical kingpin rules
alexpussi destruction is the path u choose~fools rule ~when punk asses like sars judge
yous a lame ass ~somm like an educated illiterate like hybrid not knowing what yim is in 2008
i got no time for this ~j-unit my gurls are giving me beejays like bj
thats why i stay drug free like big tigger and aj mallthius
a nairaland statement edosioo just made ~kudos to you lyrical queen dosioo
yous the only bitch that made success after hybrids failure and the wack hannibal
i dont care about coming 3rd or 4th~like a pre-arranged final of crude vs makapussi
i wanna pay homage to lyrical dosioo the sickest battle rap bitch on nairaland
3rd or 4th i dont give 2 bleeps someone call in chasisgirl to judge this motherfcuker !

Yo even if i was broke as bola i wont pay for bj
Bleep it aint isht can get me real pussy anytime anyday
dis cat scared to come str8 so he bringin a ho(whole) crew of i.ds
on some agent smith isht i bury all y'll like neo cos im d 1 wit 1 i.d
dosio lyrical bitch i Bleep her into coma get her personality in check
aint here to battle im cleanin d mess wen i come thru anchor on d deck
burna wen i step still droppin dat real isht somethin for y'll to relate wit
still sick on d mic wen i flow lil broad is all joke like def jam comedy show

in say flow is third, ediosoo who da winner.

@flowshow
nice one there .smeone else will judge the 3rd place maybe chasisgirl or j-unit or whoever wishes may judge the 3rd place battle too.and analyse each line one by one and state who carried the 3rd position.

@everyone
i will judge the finals and announce the new nairaland champion and the gifts in some few minutes

@flowshow

da muthafuxxa who doesn't keep his mouth padlocked get it ripped apart by Makavele
die, slowwwwwwwww!

flowshow, it's a pity your ain't got flows
nah matter of fact, your fuxxin lines don't show
how we da rats, who play when da cat is out
our flowz ar sumt'n u don't want to talk about
we come with blows, alot of 'em like bank dough
u need more than gear 4 to catch up; u're fuxxing slow
i'ma fuxx u and ship u ou'tta here like escrow
Maka da epitome of doom, i bring down woe

Hmmmmmm. . . . . . . .

y we saying fuxx, why not FUCCK

@J-Unit
Thanx for tha tip. . . . . . .I'ma check it out

Makavelle! Homie. . . .I see u only maim that cat. . . . .that seems like a pinch to me, let me do the finishing

Flowshow, Hoe-hoe, watever, Hey! Dumbass. . . . . .

Thanx for that isht now i got somthn for my baby cousin
Hope he likes it, and he don't go all the way cussing
Like "Wtf?! I aint gon thank u this aint isht it's a fuxxin trash"
Multiple I.D retard aint isht, he just runnin out of my asscrack
Listen it was over fo i battle ya, i did'nt battle i just won
'twas like walkin u over, like u was growing on my lawn
Flow more isht bout me and get your filthy ass mowed down
And remind u of the day u stick your d!ck in Pythons mouth
Wait a sec.! Edosioo's gift?! lol yeah Edosio's gift
She can bring it on if she can do tha double thrift
If u got mo lifes than a cat, u still don't count 1
Forever remain a looser, or loose your remain punk

Silence now B!tch

@crude

see u won this sh!t hole tourney . . . earned yaself a stripe . . . .u knw where u should be bro . . .braking bread with the gods . . .

flowshow vs edosioo

flowshow
imagery -1
this aint big brother africa ~edosioo ~ stop throwing yourself at me like lucille on ricco
wordplay -4
when the cat is away the house belongs to rats like crude and makapussi
no diction~ watch me spar wit u like mc brave spelling out hybrid's destruction
i got no time for this ~j-unit my girls are giving me beejays like bj
3rd or 4th i don't give 2 bleeps someone call in chasisgirl to judge this motherfcuker
punchlines-5
thats why they both rejoice that edosioo will give them gifts like 2 year old teletubbies
the worthless always celebrate undeserved judgements by sars the baby milk breast feeder
yous a lame ass ~somm like an educated illiterate like hybrid not knowing what yim is in 2008
yous the only bitch that made success after hybrids failure and the wack hannibal
i don't care about coming 3rd or 4th~like a pre-arranged final of crude vs makapussi

nameplays-3
with nothing left to battle for except the third place position
i switch positions and fix u on top like engines on wordsmith ignition
yous a lame ass ~somm like an educated illiterate like hybrid not knowing what yim is in 2008

flowshow -13points

LYRICAL DOSIOO @flowshow aka flowhole flowhaw flowhoe

punchlines-2
your a one line judgement pussi just like shaz's thighs
the stage is frightening , because like a vampire you are always biting it

rhymes-2
flowshow nigga yous a fucking dummy
scream louder boy g ahead call your mummy

mere filler-1
yo , you can't ryhme like me , lyrical dosioo bitch , you can't style like me
am about to strike flowshow hard like thunder and lightening

wordplay-4
yo nigga ama bleeping teach you
watch me wipe your face like a toilet tissue
go back to nursery class and learn abc,
because yous a jjc something like dbanj's group before he met don jazzy

lol-dont know what to call this , edosioo u obviously aint talking about me .sick line all the same
no other nairaland cheek can rap like me
coming 3rd in an all men rap competition
if any nairaland bitch try to battle me i wil make her lose her fuckin dentition
this is a warning to the nairaland bitches
better belief edosioo will smack your smelling pussis
shaz, chiogo, afrocynic , jessica ,ganjamaind and riskie


EDOSIOO-9 POINTS

RESULTS OF 3RD PLACE BATTLE-
FLOWSHOWS BECAMES 3rd -ie THE 2ND RUNNER UP , EDOSIOO IS 4TH .
this means flowshow also gets a gift so edosioo u must fulfil your promise because flowshow is in new jersey , we will confirm from flowshow if he receives his 3rd place gift.

@lyrical dosiioo
congrats on ur tournament success edosioo ,, chasisgirl signing out !

ok ok chasisgirl, thanks 4 droppin by
you can as well judge the final battle too btw crude and makavele , r u judging it?

edosioo:

ok ok chasisgirl, thanks 4 droppin by
you can as well judge the final battle  between crude and makavele , r u judging it?

i will judge it only on these conditions
1. that my decision is final
2.that the contestants will accept my judgement whether it favours them or not in good faith
3. that they wont bitch about like  they do in the other peoples tourneys and begin to rain insults on me
4. that they both wont contest or question my ruling.

if they agree to this condition i will judge the final immediately,

@chasis-hoe

y u dey act like innocenti? judge da finalz, after all we know bout da multiple id retard stuff,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we're just catchin' fun, and for 'em prizes/gifts; who bloody cares?

@makapussi
tell your mother i am busy analysing the finals, now how does that sound, rude enh? bastard

yea! i love battles!!!!!!! i'm a new signee,
I'm on, Who gat my back?

hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . .Maka slow it down on this. . . .hold up young blood. . . . .did u say retard? tht was some namecalling u kno tht bro?

@crude,

Neva mind that fellow hoe - hoe.

@schizoid

The MAKA's got your back. Welcome to da' house

@Schizoid

Why dont ya show us watcha u got. . . . .u know like a gogo dancer. . . .lol