Sissie: Ajebutter is so last season, OP try to make your kids ajemayonnaise.

yellowpawpaw: Crazy pple!
Swizz cola on a tender skin? What!
Inferiority complex raised to infinity!

Deol, he is inbtw. Like his grandpa.
I prefer that too.
Hubby is fair but not like me. I don't like fairness at all, don't even know why I married one.yeye colour.
Had dreamnt of ebony or light choco guy.

deols:


hahhhahahshhs


or ajecheese..u no go kill person with laugh

chaircover:


Cos I know no ni

Do you know something I dont know?

Share now o! before some people start wanting to clone them so their kids can be ajebota but go and end up with ajepalmoil instead. . .

byvan: Am sure op doesn't mean the type of ajebutter that acts almost autistic,my guess is that she wants good mannered, attractive,intelligent and healthy kids . I might be wrong though,aje might mean different things to different people.

Sissie: Ajebutter is so last season, OP try to make your kids ajemayonnaise.

tpia@:
You want your kids to be real ajebutters or to mimic ajebutters?

For real ajebutters, it simply means the parents are very rich, and the term isn't necessarily a good one btw. It can be insultive depending on context.


If you want your kids to appear ajebutter even though you're maybe middle class or struggling to make middle class, then reduce the physical flogging, etc of your kids and make sure they have good food as well as enough to eat.

Etc etc.

Anyway, I don't know sha.

drmary: Its not rocket science,let your focus be on raising intelligent,polite,well nourished smart children.Send them to a very good school(it doesn't have to be so expensive).Feed them with plenty of milk ,eggs n fruits.For me as a routine,minimum of an egg per day and a cup of milk at night.Make sure they sleep very well minimum of 10hours.make sure they don't spend all their free time watching cartoon,they should play ball,ride bicycle,play simple games,learn to swim,learn to play at least a musical instrument,talk to them intelligently,introduce them to your faith and never forget to pray for them.May God reward our labour on them.

veave: walahi lynpetra, u be my sister ne?
@times i want to sit out in a bukka soo bad buh i know people around would ask 'na wetin?'
i cant even remember how my brothers and I automatically turned to butty... i miss childhood...

yellowpawpaw: Crazy pple!
Swizz cola on a tender skin? What!
Inferiority complex raised to infinity!

Deol, he is inbtw. Like his grandpa.
I prefer that too.
Hubby is fair but not like me. I don't like fairness at all, don't even know why I married one.yeye colour.
Had dreamnt of ebony or light choco guy.

lynpetra: Again don't use empty ragolis can as water bottle!!!

Or give them 20 naira to buy buns and groundnut for lunch

Damn, this lady you made me laugh out so loud with your tales

Nosyke:

Or give them 20 naira to buy buns and groundnut for lunch

Damn, this lady you made me laugh out so loud with your tales

lynpetra:


Naa buns and groundnut is posh.
Talk about kwulikwuli,tied icecream,baba dudu, ,Agidi jellof with it's legendary biscuit bones,aki hausa.

OR IYA BOLA'S,rice 5naira,macaroni 5naira,ishon 5naira,ice water 1naira.Better still,visit d school tap,use ur hands and cup a drink.

Nosyke:

*falls down from indomie tree*

lynpetra:

I also remembered the palm kernel oil cream(ude aku),the cabin biscuit hidden on the last floor of the wardrobe where no "rats and rats" wud reach,I remembered the "two eyes"in my brother's back school shorts,I remembered the smashed heads of the lizards,from copper ,cut and bent iron hangers stretched with rubber bands and fired!I remembered the RIP inscribed on soft woods with cortex standing over their shallow graves,I also remembered the rats,oh,the big fat rats,fearless and intimidating!I remembered how they walk majestically with their red asses,they would walk past u with an ego as big as my mom's fish they just ate and if u make any attempt to scare them,they might ignore or scare you by using your legs as the point of exit.

Those rats were intimidating!overfed with stolen foods!Walking majestically with honor around my childhoodcompound.You wake up to see half loaf of bread gone!!Sometimes you need to check the basin to find out if they made tea too! .I wud watch msweet mom gather 'ISI azu'(fish head),mix it with[i]Indocee[/i](spelt right??),as she prepares to reduce their ;Dpopulation



I still remember....