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Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! / ‘ladies, Beware Of This Kind Of Man’ / LADIES Beware Of These GUYS!!! (2) (3) (4)

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Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Shaakasi(f): 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2013
Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet everywhere he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by blaise26abj(m): 3:46pm On Dec 18, 2013
Why is everything linked back to money? I thought it was only to know where the guys came from for xmas, not to analyse their pockets.

BTW na xmas now. Where is the spirit of "giving" so you can 'receive'? wink
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Phranciz(m): 5:44pm On Dec 18, 2013
The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Yemlizzy(f): 6:07pm On Dec 18, 2013
Phranciz: The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).
Haba naa guy chill, its all for fun. Calling her a slut is just too bad.
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Snoggy(m): 9:02pm On Dec 18, 2013
Phranciz: The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).
Your sense of humor is dead!
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Shaakasi(f): 12:59am On Dec 19, 2013
Phranciz: The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).


u nid to ve ur head checked its a joke dumbo btw u sound lyk a pained dude grin which category do u fall under?? Malaysia i guess cheesy
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Tapout(m): 2:05am On Dec 19, 2013
Phranciz: The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).


Guuuyyyyy na joke na shocked....

grin
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Tapout(m): 2:09am On Dec 19, 2013
Phranciz: The op that posted this is a slut, (has no money but would fvck for it).


Guuuyyyyy na joke na ...take it easy shocked....

grin
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 8:26am On Dec 19, 2013
Nice 1 OP wink
Shaakasi: Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet everywhere he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........
grin grin grin grin
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by emmadan(m): 8:58am On Dec 19, 2013
in harrysongs voice**op is a fine geh,ah,sexy geh..fine geh,is a golden geh**.lol all the same *e b like say you be your mama pikin,fine geh*
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 9:42am On Dec 19, 2013
@ Op, if dat is U in ur profile pic, U look so cute nd I wouldn't mind getting to knw U. wink wink
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by davidif: 8:20pm On Apr 24, 2017
Shaakasi:
Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet everywhere he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........
grin grin grin grin

So relationships are now about getting money from your boyfriend right? I see.

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