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Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 6:22pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
A Primary three teacher (Ibkaye) was having trouble with one of her students Iteun. Ibkaye asked, "Iteun, what is your problem?" Iteun answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six too!" Ibkaye had enough. She took the boy to the Headmaster's (sam milla) office. While Iteun waited in the outer office, Ibkaye explained to sam milla what the situation was. Milla told Ibkaye he would give iteun a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave. She agreed. Iteun was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Milla: "What is 3 x 3?" Iteun: "9". Milla: "What is 6 x 6?" Iteun: "36". And so it went with every question Milla thought a Primary three pupil should know. Milla looked at Ibkaye and told her, "I think the boy can go to Primary six." She said to Milla, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" Milla and iteun both agreed. Ibkaye asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Iteun, after a moment "Legs." Ibkaye: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Iteun: "Pockets." Ibkaye: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Iteun: Coconut Ibkaye: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? At this point, Sam milla's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Iteun was taking charge. Iteun: Bubblegum Ibkaye: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? Milla's eyes opened really wide again and before he could stop the answer, Iteun: Shake hands Ibkaye: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Iteun: Yep. Ibkaye: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Iteun: Tent Ibkaye: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed. Ituen: Wedding Ring Ibkaye: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Iteun: Nose Ibkaye: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Ituen: Arrow. Ibkaye: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Iteun: Fire truck Ibkaye: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand. Ituen: Fork Ibkaye: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Iteun: Surname Ibkaye: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? Ituen: HEART. Sam milla just breathed a sigh of relief and said to Ibkaye, See enh. . . . . "Just end this Boy to The institute of blabla so he can lecture there because I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
who is 'Ibkaya' Ibkaya: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?By the way, 'Fire Truck' is not a 'word' Good Joke |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 6:35pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
u duffus |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
pot kettle black |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 6:38pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
bite me |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
too hairy |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by mykali(m): 6:46pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
u guys are pickin on ituen cos he's not here abi? but the joke dey very funny sha |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 6:57pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
ibkaye:Like i'd let u anyways. . Im, too sexy 4 my shoes. . . too sexy 4 my shirt. . . too sexy 4 ibkaye. . . tooooooooooo sexY!!! Yeah!!! |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
equlibrium: You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream How you gonna have a dream come true? |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 7:10pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@ibkaye Wz lukin up ur profile, is dat my name u hav written on ur mid region?? Awuh, so HOOOOOOOOOT!!! |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
is your name ralph? |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 7:16pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
for you, i can b any1 2nite, all night looooooooong. . . |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
man you are funny, just be yourself mr man |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by SamMilla1(m): 7:24pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
I guess they didnt tell you i have black belt in karate. |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:lol ahh MILLA, long time |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by SamMilla1(m): 7:38pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
i am ok ibkaye. just went to china to master my karate strategies and this equiltum wont respect the belt they gave me. he will look for his tooth very soon. |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
roflmao, i trust you meehn, i trust you |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by SamMilla1(m): 7:44pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
i saw the site on your signature, that yours, looks cute. |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
lol it's not my site |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 7:01am On Aug 01, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:No u didnt, but i guess dats cos u wer scared?? knwin i gatta red belt in taichi?? wacha!!!!! |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 7:03am On Aug 01, 2008 |
equlibrium:You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream How you going to have a dream come true? |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 7:26am On Aug 01, 2008 |
tink i heard dat b4 frm. . . . U!!! |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 9:23am On Aug 01, 2008 |
really |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 3:05pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
u guys are pickin on ituen because he's not here abi?amebo |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by ifyalways(f): 3:08pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Intelligent |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 4:07pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
GRACIAS. . . . |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ifyalways: |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 4:19pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
my frnd speak!!!
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Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 4:21pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
mehn, you are weird |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by ifyalways(f): 4:22pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ibkaye:sawwy ma. @Topic,boring @equilibrum,u are too old to be playing around here |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ifyalways:lool |
Re: Equlibrium Strikes Again(iteun, Milla And Ibkaye). . . by equlibrium(m): 4:31pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ha!!! ify always u dnt wanna go der. . . bac off |
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