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| Women’s English by lexicon(m): 12:57pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
1. Yes ------------------------------------------------------No 2. No-------------------------------------------------------Yes 3. Maybe---------------------------------------------------No 4. We need-------------------------------------------------I need 5. I am sorry-----------------------------------------------You’ll be sorry 6. We need to talk----------------------------------------You’re in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead-----------------------------------------You better not 8. Do what you want-------------------------------------You will pay for this later 9. I’m not upset-------------------------------------------Of course I’m upset, you slowpoke 10. You’re very attentive tonight------------------------Is sex all you ever think about? |
| Re: Women’s English by Abbygyal(f): 1:00pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
lol nice one |
| Re: Women’s English by mykali(m): 1:01pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
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| Re: Women’s English by Nobody: 1:04pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Men's English 1. I’m hungry = I’m hungry 2. I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy 3. I’m tired = I’m tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let’s have sex now 6. I’m bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 8. I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we’d better have sex now! 9. May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you 10. Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you 11. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you 12. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you 13. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys 14. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes 15. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me 16. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay |
| Re: Women’s English by mykali(m): 1:19pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ibkaye, u think guys have nothing but sex on their minds all the time. i prefer money to sex. only when i aint Hot though |
| Re: Women’s English by Nobody: 1:24pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
mykali:   |
| Re: Women’s English by mykali(m): 1:34pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
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| Re: Women’s English by Nobody: 1:42pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
:p |
| Re: Women’s English by Nautillus(m): 1:47pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ibkaye I agree with you 99% although other guyz will contest it oh . . . but its true . . . . .99% of times |
| Re: Women’s English by Nobody: 1:47pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Nautillus:thankyou jare |
| Re: Women’s English by mykali(m): 2:11pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Nautillus: Hot all the time |
| Re: Women’s English by Amanijuls: 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
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| Re: Women’s English by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
newbie how u dey  |
| Re: Women’s English by spenchuks(m): 1:32pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
mykali no mind dat nautillus he is really Hot. |
| Re: Women’s English by IMCCN(m): 3:16pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@poster' way off d mark, some women dey crave for s*x pass men sef, make i call names? de know demsefs |
| Re: Women’s English by MrInfo1(m): 5:26pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
Hmmm y'all Shd beta stop turning Some1 on  |
| Re: Women’s English by mohawkchic(f): 6:40pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
Hmmm y'all Shd beta stop turning Some1 on ~Mohawkchic turns some1 OFF |
| Re: Women’s English by MrInfo1(m): 6:55pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
Aaargh, my fellator is around  |
| Re: Women’s English by spenchuks(m): 7:05pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@post when i read this thread, i remembered my former girlfriend  |
| Re: Women’s English by nightnurse(f): 7:17pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
bored |
| Re: Women’s English by spenchuks(m): 7:22pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
bored of the truth |
| Re: Women’s English by Jeovy(m): 7:26pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
spenchuks,who dash you girlfriend? |
| Re: Women’s English by MrInfo1(m): 7:32pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
i ponder too o |
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