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Death 001 by Neurokam09(m): 9:17am On Dec 21, 2013
Klint D drunk
Two guys raped a princess. When they were
caught and taken to the king for
punishment.
The king ordered them to go and get as
many
fruits as they can to bail themselves. The first
one went and returned with 15 Mangoes,
the
king ordered the guards to insert the Mango
into
his ass so that he will feel the same pain as
the
raped Princess. The guy screamed and
shouted
throughout the insertion. Suddenly, he
began to
laugh out loud, the guard asked him why he
was laughing in pain. He pointed ahead and
said . . .
"Look at my friend (Akpos), he is bringing
WATER MELONs. Hahaha...

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