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RIP ASUU Strike 2013 by joeadex(m): 10:58am On Dec 21, 2013
CALL TO GLORY.!!!.
Everything that has a beginning MUST surely have
an end.
With gratitude to God for a life 'well' spent, we
wish to announce to you the Home-call of our dear
Brother,Father,Grand father, and great grand
father, Pa ASUU STRIKE who lived between
Monday, July 1st 2013- Tuesday,December 17th,
2013.
Aged (5 months and 2 weeks old).
You have contributed your quota to the Nigerian
University Education sector. Though you lived for
a 'short-period',yet it was 'so Long a short time'. If
you have an opportunity of coming back to this
world and Nigeria in particular, please do not
branch in our Schools again because we are tired
of seeing your face, you may wish to resurrect in
Aso rock, or National Assembly, Abuja.
Trully, we love you but God loves you most. When
you get to your destination, please eat with them
what they eat there, drink with them what they
drink there.
RIP.!..Adieu ASUU strike 2013! Aso ebi is 100000 naira, contact me

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