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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 31, 2014
Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!
Vacancy for the post of a roommate.
Qualifications:
1) must be adept at the art of washing plates, clothes and house chores.
2) must know where to draw the line i.e if u wake me up for 4am say make we do morning devotion, when I dey dream dey flex matice with misberry, I go mutilate u that day angry.
3) u must be a sharp guy like nelson, if u see me and a babe entering through the door, fly out through the Window.
4) you must have faith that ur name is already on that admission list.
NB: no gender barrier, and rule number 2&3 for guys only.
Signed & stamped. . . . .
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 31, 2014
Neldrizzy: hahahaah excatly bro.. Perfect course that suits ma kind of person.. A socialist...## sociology is the study of human life( past, present and future) in relation to his/her social Life...... #
na Wetin sure pass na. U go dey organise parties. Thank God say faculty fit accommodate us.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 31, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by viccipedia: 11:28am On Jul 31, 2014
chizzy94:
Too much pride in one comment. What bell? As if you were the best performing student that year. Chill man, Like it wasn't somebody that was the best performing student that year with 75 aggregate from petroleum engineering. If you're to answer people's questions on here; swallow your pride, put your head down and don't take advantage of the fact that this forum is a faceless one.

The winner of a gold medal only gets his medal by putting his head down

#Peace
chizzy ma mennnn... leave that guy, I will remove his cap soon. how far na??
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:30am On Jul 31, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:32am On Jul 31, 2014
benromeo39: Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!
Vacancy for the post of a roommate.
Qualifications:
1) must be adept at the art of washing plates, clothes and house chores.
2) must know where to draw the line i.e if u wake me up for 4am say make we do morning devotion, when I dey dream dey flex matice with misberry, I go mutilate u that day angry.
3) u must be a sharp guy like nelson, if u see me and a babe entering through the door, fly out through the Window.
4) you must have faith that ur name is already on that admission list.
NB: no gender barrier, and rule number 2&3 for guys only.
Signed & stamped. . . . .
Loll... Kai Ben... Mee like this
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:32am On Jul 31, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:34am On Jul 31, 2014
benromeo39: na Wetin sure pass na. U go dey organise parties. Thank God say faculty fit accommodate us.
Lollll surly bro... Things am hearing from dat department ehn.... Hmmm mak God gimi d admission first b4 i begin talk.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by viccipedia: 11:34am On Jul 31, 2014
benromeo39: Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!
Vacancy for the post of a roommate.
Qualifications:
1) must be adept at the art of washing plates, clothes and house chores.
2) must know where to draw the line i.e if u wake me up for 4am say make we do morning devotion, when I dey dream dey flex matice with misberry, I go mutilate u that day angry.
3) u must be a sharp guy like nelson, if u see me and a babe entering through the door, fly out through the Window.
4) you must have faith that ur name is already on that admission list.
NB: no gender barrier, and rule number 2&3 for guys only.
Signed & stamped. . . . .
Ben I just dey look you since, u dey misbehave o... who give u permission to post dis tin for here, and wet your stamp.... Oya lie down, nelly wet d koboko....
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:35am On Jul 31, 2014
chizzy94:
Lmao, Kulkatty take note.
oga leave myy madam out of this naa
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by viccipedia: 11:37am On Jul 31, 2014
chizzy94:
Lol, I dey jhare. No mind that guy wey dey form ontop wetin no reach. If the dude dey cry wetin make those reputable men from Medicine wey done dey help them people since do?? Smh, people sha cheesy
leave am, I need this thread to be as clean as possible in terms of e-fight, that's y I just dey look them... all of you e-warriors, I dey see all of una oo, but make I no talk anything... una go hear am soon...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 31, 2014
viccipedia: Ben I just dey look you since, u dey misbehave o... who give u permission to post dis tin for here, and wet your stamp.... Oya lie down, nelly wet d koboko....
chizzy94:
LOL, how can you sign and stamp it yourself
Viccipedia is the minister here and you ought to have that bill forwarded to him first for his signature. Bros, you done cast!
Choi, them wan flog me o.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:38am On Jul 31, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:39am On Jul 31, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by viccipedia: 11:48am On Jul 31, 2014
benromeo39: Choi, them wan flog me o.
ok u still dey talk....X2
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nuel01(m): 11:51am On Jul 31, 2014
chizzy94:
Too much pride in one comment. What bell? As if you were the best performing student that year. Chill man, Like it wasn't somebody that was the best performing student that year with 75 aggregate from petroleum engineering. If you're to answer people's questions on here; swallow your pride, put your head down and don't take advantage of the fact that this forum is a faceless one.

The winner of a gold medal only gets his medal by putting his head down

#Peace
tanx bro. **kips pride away** lets talk fact nw. Very sori abt my words. Cant wait 2 see u guys come n join d heat uniben gives. All d best.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:52am On Jul 31, 2014
chizzy94:
Lmao, Kulkatty take note.
Neldrizzy: oga leave myy madam out of this naa
hmm *passing by*
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:54am On Jul 31, 2014
Nuel01:
tanx bro. **kips pride away** lets talk fact nw. Very sori abt my words. Cant wait 2 see u guys come n join d heat uniben gives. All d best.
now that's maturity... i love this.....
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nuel01(m): 11:56am On Jul 31, 2014
Neldrizzy: oga ur wahala 2much... Why are you here? isn't to enlighten and be enlightened? So why are you angry if some1 is asking you question........ i tire for you oooo
make una no vex o. @chizzy n every1.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:59am On Jul 31, 2014
Fingers crossed. sophia is nowhere to be found.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 12:00pm On Jul 31, 2014
i need more female room mate..i have sugarcoated and GbemiOO already.. i still need more.. Pple dah would always gimi inspiration to read whenever i see their bum/bomb/burn short (sorry i don't knw d correct word) or mini skirt or maybe bikini and bra...#hope am not asking too much?? Pls girls apply...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 31, 2014
Neldrizzy: i need more female room mate..i have sugarcoated and GbemiOO already.. i still need more.. Pple dah would always gimi inspiration to read whenever i see their bum/bomb/burn short (sorry i don't knw d correct word) or mini skirt or maybe bikini and bra...#hope am not asking too much?? Pls girls apply...
you deserve 24 strokes of cane on that vital spot of yours -_-

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by viccipedia: 12:05pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nuel01:
tanx bro. **kips pride away** lets talk fact nw. Very sori abt my words. Cant wait 2 see u guys come n join d heat uniben gives. All d best.
nawah ooo see as this guy just pour cold water for my head o
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 12:06pm On Jul 31, 2014
kulkatty: you deserve 24 strokes of cane on that vital spot of yours -_-
Loll.... What I do?? Abi you wan join?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nuel01(m): 12:07pm On Jul 31, 2014
Neldrizzy: now that's maturity... i love this.....
its good 2 say "I'M SORRY" wen u cross ur boundaries. Mk una no vex o.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 31, 2014
kulkatty: you deserve 24 strokes of cane on that vital spot of yours -_-
24 srokes of cane on d vital sport? cheesy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 12:09pm On Jul 31, 2014
viccipedia: nawah ooo see as this guy just pour cold water for my head o
Lollll mee naa Acid i go pour for in between ur leg region..#runs away
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by viccipedia: 12:11pm On Jul 31, 2014
kulkatty: you deserve 24 strokes of cane on that vital spot of yours -_-
shocked because I dey look u since Abi? Oya come here
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 12:12pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nuel01:
its good 2 say "I'M SORRY" wen u cross ur boundaries. Mk una no vex o.
you are definitely right bro... Sorry for the way we attacked you... #handshake
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jul 31, 2014
Neldrizzy: Loll.... What I do?? Abi you wan join?
you did nothing. -_-
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 31, 2014
sameer1212: 24 srokes of cane on d vital sport? cheesy
you [wana] join him ba? You're highly welcome. :-P
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by GbemiOO(f): 12:15pm On Jul 31, 2014
Neldrizzy: i need more female room mate..i have sugarcoated and GbemiOO already.. i still need more.. Pple dah would always gimi inspiration to read whenever i see their bum/bomb/burn short (sorry i don't knw d correct word) or mini skirt or maybe bikini and bra...#hope am not asking too much?? Pls girls apply...

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