CJPresh:

Guy u funny oo.,see advice sha

Suley316:

I'm not a bodyguard

I do anything for fam

But if I was, its better than having a girl for that long, without being able to woo her

Suley316:

I'm not a bodyguard

I do anything for fam

But if I was, its better than having a girl for that long, without being able to woo her

CJPresh:
Hloo evrybody..Ladies nd Gents,Bros nd Sis,Niccurs nd Baybees!..it has teyd ooo

U guys shld keep d ministry moving forward.,i dey solidly behind una
#OneLove!

libertyoni:
He's Here!!! ;DHe's Here!!!

Fabdedon:
...lol i know that saying.. But am sure that even if we drop point... Arsenal or manchester united will never top the table..lol

Fortunate017:
where u go hide?

Fortunate017:
I Saw your dimple. Well, that's all i can say 4 now.

HonourablePomk:
Mehn you guys dey para wella ooo up to i guess 15 pages within 48hours. Well all octopus sorry protocols duly observed let me do some hailings:


Omolodmilkman: Happy for you bro you just enter here start to to quote anyhow you no fit greet abi. Well thank God you port to uniport to get your desired course. Uniben be wan change you destiny lol dem no fit

Benromeo39: I like this senior bros hailings bros your junior bro go visit you one day for dat area

Jeninma: lol naija politicians better pass you because of vote you dey call everyone dear btw is there any financial benefits for being miss nairaland cos the way some gals carry am for head but never mind i go vote for you.

Naijaboiy: I'm loyal sir

Kelvindim: I like this bros but reduce the way you use big vocabularies for effective communication though i understand for the sake of those that don't

Suley316: I'm loyal bro

3coins: I hail bros read you lost your fone God go provide another one

Pweetyz: Why do you have to tell us you are leaving Nairaland for God sake they are millions of people here you won't be noticed sef. Ok you told us should we start begging you abeg shift make i see road...... ......If you take what i wrote there serious then you must be M A D A M ..... Let me be serious you see in life they must be haters if you dont have then you are useless to the society but if you can't cope with the one on Nairaland how about the ones in uniben, you will quit school abi. The solution is to avoid enemies both online and physical by being prayerful because spirituality exist. btw i find it hard to read your mentions cos of the way you spell using words like WOH LAH ION ISH etc too numerous use the words we are familiar with. And grow up because you an undergraduate now remember you are leaving home soon you are too emotional overlook those things. You can mail me for counselling

Kulkatty; Yabaleft life patients i like you though

Navvy: Seen bro nanvibes i fit be manager ooo

Chizzy94: Thank God say i no forget you ooo i for quit Nairaland i hail bros

Neldrizzy: Nelsizzy in the making . . . . . Senior bros hailings i know why i make you last.

I spent minutes writing this and remembering this names i hope i get something in return . . .
If your name isn't here do not be vexed brain is not memory card . . .

CJPresh:

I been go sambisa forest o.,me don tire to find chibok grls biko

Fortunate017:
hey Fabdedon! I wanted to hail u,but u spoilt every every.

Fortunate017:
That important digits concerning Nanvibez wey una no fit cram lost. How una go do now?

dechandel:

I sight you

CJPresh:

I been go sambisa forest o.,me don tire to find chibok grls biko

Neldrizzy:
oboy no talk am again oo..... And, mind ursef, i leave one dangerous message for ur BBM i de vex with Чou

Fortunate017:
Dangerous message ke? Ah! Wat i do? E go tay bfor i read dat message dat is if e go still dy dere, cos na after christmas i dy plan to get new fone. But wetin i do? tell me abeg.

Fortunate017:
BTW what type of fone was it?

Fabdedon:
ehya soorry oo but how ah take spoil am?

mesoade:
Guyz will forever be Guyz

3coins:

htc one s

Fortunate017:
Really? Oya gist me. Is ur sister among d chibok girls? Juz wanna know d reason u ventured into dat forest. Errrhhhm what actually happened to SHAQUR(shekau) shey he died?

Jennimma:

hello dear,please vote for me. Just click on this link and type "i vote jennimma" @www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest. Please i beg you*kneels*

Fortunate017:
Hmmm! If na male wan quit lyk dis i hear say u n Neldrizzy go feel diz way. Well, don't worry i will go to her house n talk to her. She might re-think.

HonourablePomk:
Mehn you guys dey para wella ooo up to i guess 15 pages within 48hours. Well all octopus sorry protocols duly observed let me do some hailings:


Omolodmilkman: Happy for you bro you just enter here start to to quote anyhow you no fit greet abi. Well thank God you port to uniport to get your desired course. Uniben be wan change you destiny lol dem no fit

Benromeo39: I like this senior bros hailings bros your junior bro go visit you one day for dat area

Jeninma: lol naija politicians better pass you because of vote you dey call everyone dear btw is there any financial benefits for being miss nairaland cos the way some gals carry am for head but never mind i go vote for you.

Naijaboiy: I'm loyal sir

Kelvindim: I like this bros but reduce the way you use big vocabularies for effective communication though i understand for the sake of those that don't

Suley316: I'm loyal bro

3coins: I hail bros read you lost your fone God go provide another one

Pweetyz: Why do you have to tell us you are leaving Nairaland for God sake they are millions of people here you won't be noticed sef. Ok you told us should we start begging you abeg shift make i see road...... ......If you take what i wrote there serious then you must be M A D A M ..... Let me be serious you see in life they must be haters if you dont have then you are useless to the society but if you can't cope with the one on Nairaland how about the ones in uniben, you will quit school abi. The solution is to avoid enemies both online and physical by being prayerful because spirituality exist. btw i find it hard to read your mentions cos of the way you spell using words like WOH LAH ION ISH etc too numerous use the words we are familiar with. And grow up because you an undergraduate now remember you are leaving home soon you are too emotional overlook those things. You can mail me for counselling

Kulkatty; Yabaleft life patients i like you though

Navvy: Seen bro nanvibes i fit be manager ooo

Chizzy94: Thank God say i no forget you ooo i for quit Nairaland i hail bros

Neldrizzy: Nelsizzy in the making . . . . . Senior bros hailings i know why i make you last.

I spent minutes writing this and remembering this names i hope i get something in return . . .
If your name isn't here do not be vexed brain is not memory card . . .

I greet you too bros

Fortunate017:
Really? N u lost it in the Airport ryt? Which part of lagos do u stay?

emma2cute:
My people how many card do you need to print Jamb original result and admission letter ? before this cafe man job me.....

pweetyz:
Uhmm..i'm so damn sorry buh i'm a sorta person that avoids trouble at all cost

emma2cute:
i need answer...