A Grade One teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?"

Billy's hand went up and he asked: "Is it not a baseball?"

"No, Billy", replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball but you are thinking and i like that"

Suzy asked the teacher: "Is it an orange?" "No Suzy", replied the teacher, "It's not an orange. But you are thinking and i like that"


Then Johnny spoke up "Hey teacher, i don't know what you got in your hand, but i got something for you in my pocket. It's long and hard and pink on one end".
Horrified, the teacher cried: "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principal's office right this instant!"

"Hey, relax," said Johnny, "I was talking about my pencil, but you are thinking and i like that"

LIL Johny is a bad boy.

~ ~ Am Thinking . . .

and i like th :Dat

make una leave little johnny alone na

jonny is a nice boy
yet all mis-beehaviours are heaped on him

no bi john wey u go harass, nah dat perv of a teacher

@post
lol nice one

that was great
good job man

*one love, does the finger thing*

lol

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LIL Johny is a bad boy.
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Now guys!! is it bad for jonney to ask the teacher a question? i like the way he got the teacher thinking as well. Bad boy going good. [

Lil Johnny's got instinct and am glad about that, but did i hear u say ANIMAL INSTINCT? I bet i got you thinking just like Johnny did, lol

I'm glad you are all thinking

i dey feel da jonny
exactly like moi
lol dat really got the teacher thinking
haha nice 1

Oh! I luff that Jonny kid! He resemble my first son!

Huh?

bravoooo johnny

Nella:

Oh! I luff that Jonny kid! He resemble my first son!

like mother like son

It's long and hard and pink on one end".

what is he trying 2 describe

princesa:

like mother like son

lol, actually na "like father like son" -- And do u know who d father is? -- soo u should be expecting a son like Jonny too.

he is trying to descibe err err

lol . . .very funny

lexicon:

It's long and hard and pink on one end".

what is he trying 2 describe

think

my tyty don corrupt ohhhh

am only being a thinker

keep it going girl. keep thinking, and _{keep practicing}

with u yummie, practise makes perfect

Good joke

@tyty

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thats so sweet. guess our passion never burns out. common babe, lets go learn something new

eeeooo! always ready to learn yummie

. . . . and the curtains fall

**ito position 69 we go**