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Different Types Of Slap by tompat86(m): 8:52am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. (In Nigeria) Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. Ds slaps will make u think u were adopted. IGBATI will make u correct ur wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, u will confess ur sins on the spot IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make u expose those who committed the crime with u without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make u pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When u receive dat one, you'll lose balance and ur head will go into "auto- search" as you'll be looking for what hit u. Ds will make u do all d actions of the other slaps above at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT) God bless our parents for the gud upbringing. |
Re: Different Types Of Slap by lilsweet(f): 11:56am On Dec 29, 2013 |
haha if i reciev dat kind of slap "igbagu olori" go run commot from dat family 1 Like |
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