Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to
child upbringing. (In Nigeria)
Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. Ds slaps will make u think u were
adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct ur wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, u will confess ur sins on
the spot
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make u expose
those who committed the crime with u without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make u pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one
which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When u receive dat one,
you'll lose balance and ur head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking for what hit u. Ds will
make u do all d actions of the other slaps above
at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT)
God bless our parents for the gud upbringing.

haha if i reciev dat kind of slap "igbagu olori" go run commot from dat family