DIS WORLD SEF
• U collect babe number u use "chick" store em.
Shey en mama na fowl?:>
• U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u
con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be
vegetarian?/
• U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of
phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no
dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN
customer care agent?=)]
• U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you
money and you are angry. Were you expecting
her to say wisdom & understanding?!-)
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after U̶̲̥̅̊ marry
her finish U̶̲̥̅̊ want stop her frm goin to club. My
broda U̶̲̥̅̊ think say miracle fit happen?:x
• Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down
comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile.
Bros u b usher?8-|
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b
golddiga bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u
giv testimony for Church, sey na grace of God.
Bros park well>:/
• Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur
street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u
come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film
from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch
am?>=)
• Yo babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Were she
wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head?X-o
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered
all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heel shoe...se u wan whisper to God?||
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe u are not
cheatin..aunty, u be mechanic?:|
• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet
u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer? *pic*8-|
• He gave u an engagement ring for over five
years, e never marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?:]xx

Hahahahahaaa, this one got me bro; u dey snap plenty picture inside different cars....,, u be mechanic Hahahahaaa. Abeg ask them ooooo

Very funny i must admit

Lol am pissing

Falls 4rm bed laughing ;DFalls 4rm bed laughing

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