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S*x In The Dark by adex285(m): 1:15pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
S*x in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids." Send this to your good friends and let them have a laugh or else you'll have a bad sex life forever!!! mmm AS IF |
Re: S*x In The Dark by Abbygyal(f): 2:13pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
omg!!!! ![]() ![]() oya d woman should explain hersef ![]() ![]() |
Re: S*x In The Dark by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
:d :d :d |
Re: S*x In The Dark by Temivict(f): 3:41pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
Let the woman explain herself o |
Re: S*x In The Dark by bibs(f): 4:14pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
seen it b4 but cool sha! |
Re: S*x In The Dark by MrInfo1(m): 4:56pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
stick F1 to continue |
Re: S*x In The Dark by Agbalanze(m): 6:17pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
Ojigbijigbi ![]() ![]() Who ll' start first ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: S*x In The Dark by mohawkchic(f): 6:22pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
~LOL . . . I bet she's thinking . . Oooh Bummer!! ![]() |
Re: S*x In The Dark by Jeovy(m): 7:54pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
wahala ![]() |
Re: S*x In The Dark by clemcykul(f): 9:30am On Aug 06, 2008 |
lmao tyte stuff |
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