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Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy / Nland Guys Stop over Hyping The Ladies..we are making them feel like Gods / Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When Youdo All These In Our Presence! (2) (3) (4)
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Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze: 7:31pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
[b] • Farting In Our Presence- Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him. • Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least! • Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies! • Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!! • Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we're not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she polluted. • Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you • Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother. • OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not. [/b] 121 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by funshint(m): 7:35pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Very valid points up there *guess U̶̲̥̅̊ used 'ur drugs today 'cos I know your head still dey touch. I'm currently treating your brother #Cheifsweetus(Yuzedo). He's also saying "hi" from here; currently giving him cerelac. Choi! 41 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Dyt(f): 7:37pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Mtchewwwwwwwwww 32 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by vizkiz: 7:37pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
i also have it when anoda dude calls her when m there...thouqh i act like i no see dem 3 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by FerdG(m): 7:40pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Lol.....u r on point! 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Enegod(m): 7:43pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: [color=#000099][b]Momma told me women don't fart till they get married... cause they don't have assholes till then!!! Does that mean un married women are full of shīt? 27 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Nobody: 7:43pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
On point bro |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by vizkiz: 7:49pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Enegod: Momma told me women don't fart till Abeq who understand wat diz quy z sayinq 19 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by jmoore(m): 7:53pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Posted last year on www.nairaland.com/1033183/10-things-girl-must-not http://m.trueloverelationship-advice.com/2012/08/warning-ladies-10-things-you-must-not.html/?m=1 4 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Carsonv(m): 7:56pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Get yourself a robot for a girlfriend man! 64 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Nobody: 8:02pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
vizkiz:free d guy! He is writing in parables........ Let him continue.. 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by amaboy06(m): 8:03pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
about number 6 theres ntin u can really do about it... Its the same way with guys and games |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze: 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
jmoore: Posted last year on www.nairaland.com/1033183/10-things-girl-must-not This is significantly different from the thread you're talking about and As you can see there are new members on NL who are seeing this for this first time so #Swerve 16 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Kidaakudz: 8:08pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Nice 1 op |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by skyscraperTM(m): 8:10pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Nice one from Andyblaze. - I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence - I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence - I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye) - I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders) - I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence - I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence - I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home) - I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence - When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice The list is endless... 33 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by SELENAqueensy(f): 8:16pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Am guilty of numba one and four 4 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by GentleMimi: 8:16pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Mtchewww! All these points are applicable to males as well. Abeg make we hear word jare. Una go come here dey give rules and regulations,while in the real world u are a maga to these same babes. 41 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Like guys own are not worst. But you know what, yall can 11 Likes
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Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by gorgeousnogo(f): 8:24pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Better still, be your own gf cos u will never find a perfect gf if you keep hating and hating and hating everything 9 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Nobody: 8:24pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
ANDY AND HIS USELESS TOPICS AGAIN. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by jmoore(m): 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze:Plagiarism!! Post your source!! That's what you haven't learnt so far. smh I spoilt your "originality". 2 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by GentleMimi: 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
sкчscrαρεr™:-Some Guys also chew gum like goats. -Many of the males also form accent phonetics when toasting a fine chick -Guys also diss there fellow males when they feel like using someone as yeye in the presence of friends -Guys talk too much abt football,even go to the extent of shouting to get their points acorss....i aint complaining! -Guys discuss their scoring experiences and how they bleeped a babe...even a babe they cldn't toast due to lack of liver they go claim sey them bleep am. -Guys sagg their trousers and expose their dirty smelly boxers... -Some guys are sooo vain,if not wif outlooks,then with material things. now my good friend,go figure! 57 Likes |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Nobody: 8:31pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
sкчscrαρεr™:lmao..hahaha. |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Nastydroid(m): 8:35pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
*watching* |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by skyscraperTM(m): 8:36pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
GentleMimi:Haba sis, trying to dispute the undisputable. 1 Like |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by cashkid18(m): 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Andyblaze: [b] |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by GentleMimi: 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
sкчscrαρεr™:Lol. I hear you. By the way,i'm a babe..tienks. |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by cashkid18(m): 8:40pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
sкчscrαρεr™: |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by skyscraperTM(m): 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
GentleMimi:Noted and corrected. |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Chimezie250(m): 8:47pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
U got it 100 percent |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Andyblaze: 8:52pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
GentleMimi: opening a counter thread won't do u no harm |
Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Dannylux: 8:54pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
I hate it when a girl breathes in my presence, like can't you hold your breath for just an hour? 31 Likes |
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