@alexpissu
thats not an excuse for coming lame , you are simply a disgrace , we dont side wack rappers , if sauron is doing better we will shove it off ur fuckin face bitch and mention my name one more time u will feel the rage of flowshow the lyrical fatality

@tgirl4real
only if u leave me alone and never comment on me .okay keep ur smelling pussi in ur panties !

@sauron
now ur head is swelling cuzz i said you are doing better than the wankstar alexpussi , well we dont sit on the fence we say the truth like it is .now listen up ur daddy is about to speak. i got some 16s for ur breakfast ,

sauron's still a dummy ~ the hannibal sounds yummy
he ate alexpussi and his pussi starts smelling
the boys are about to be separated from the men
endurance trek shows who is weak and who is strong
'alex' is a 'pussi 'no wonder he is still wearing tong
alexpussi went on for 12miles and he got saurons' 8 miles
heed a sign of relieve~ sauron motherfcuker this is ur breakfast diss(dish)
no wonder ur head is bigger than a satellite pirrick ~ like tgirl [/b]her pussi is bigger than a satellite dish


i got pause first i need to lmfao for [b]tgirl4real , lmfaooo

FLOWSHOW:

@sauron
now ur head is swelling cuzz i said you are doing better than the wankstar alexpussi , well we don't sit on the fence we say the truth like it is .now listen up ur daddy is about to speak. i got some 16s for ur breakfast ,

U are a dork. . . . . . .U have no talent, no nous and you function on a negative IQ.
Whats more?? Ur lines are wack, weak, watery and worthless.
Take me advice: Seek another profession. . . .Leave rap for people with vocab, metaphors, multies, delivery, punches and closer.

sauron's still a dummy ~ the hannibal sounds yummy
he ate alexpussi and his pussi starts smelling
the boys are about to be separated from the men
endurance trek shows who is weak and who is strong
'alex' is a 'pussi 'no wonder he is still wearing tong
alexpussi went on for 12miles and he got saurons' 8 miles
heed a sign of relieve~ sauron motherfcuker this is ur breakfast diss(dish) 
no wonder ur head is bigger than a satellite pirrick ~ like [b]tgirl [/b]her pussi is bigger than a satellite dish

Yet anutha drivel from a spastic beast. . . . .
Your punches are so poor they can't PAY a homeless man's rent!!!
Why are u this plastic?? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Flowshow, u need adult EDUCATION.
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I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, as i battle to KILL
But you're a tasteless meal, I don't think this match is balanced 4 real
This bastard should grab some popcorn and watch Alley McBeal
U are too retarded and u get whacked by Tgirl4real.
I can't feel your fury, even with your weapons, you are in for a great clash
Sauron weilds a sword and dagger, with swagger, and grace. . . . .Class
I'll stick one in your hip, then SWITCHBLADEZ IN YA WAIST FAST!
You'll be splattered and slayed fast, Shattered your fate, Slashed!!!

Flowbitch. . . . . . .U are too wack
Recycling the same garbage that doesn't make sense. . . .
U are the king of leprechauns. . . . . .  .U are too daft to be a netcee.
Flowshow, u were born with down syndrome.

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FLOWSHOW'S FINAL BURIAL
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You try to be tough, talkin like a Bi-Polar illiterate wankster
This bitch think he the online rap version of the American Gangster
Best watch where u steppin. . . . .before Lord Sauron lessens your blessings
You are like a possessed obsessive, flooding the site with ignorance and transgression
What's FLOWSPUNK supposed to mean . . .looks like you were the gay @ last year's prom
Oh shit, i think i can see the ridges from where you cut out your moms
You must be constipated dude becuz your period wasn’t present
This dude's feelin nothing but punchez like he’s 8 months pregnant
He claims he’s the ill one, but only becuz he took an oral contraceptive pill…
And he only did that so Phil wouldn’t find out he was cheatin on Bill(Cheating gay---LOL).
Pussy, you know i destroy emcees. . . . .Takin away all their buoyancy.
MRCs act like Nairaland Majesty. . . . But i don't think they consider drag queens royalty

rotflmfbao!!!!!!!!

ibkaye:

rotflmfbao!!!!!!!!

Whatz funny?? U dunno Flowbitch is a drag queen??

~Sauron~:

flowshow and MRCs act like they are Nairaland Majesty.

of course flowshow and MRC are the real royal majesty, lord knows we rep the rap threads like mad, now listen flowking is in session about to bust.All rise !for his royal majesty

@MR prawn crackers and sauron
shaz is holding a tourney /but mr crackers pls nigga/ its not for toy soldiers
who else but 'biscuit crackers' would get excited that shaz is holding a year end tourney
dude neva battled anyone b4 so he gets excited like gay priicks sighting a virgin's pussi
it took me years to get here /what i went thru only shaz has an idea
what i have achieved in 2 nairaland yrs ur popz wouldnt achive in 50 methusella years
ask about me / i am responsilble for the demise of the lyrical assasins
my punchlines are so 'serious' /even 'jones' changed his name to serious joke!
i respect only a few mcs up in this bitch/ bj,bjbroke and probably bolajibroke
me against u is like jin vs ruggedman/ total demolition with cold bloody!
am about to reclaim my heavyweight rap title in shaz tourney
nobody will stand in my way/not even sauron or this other romantic dummies
ask hybrid /i bring more nightmare to nairaland than the whole of elm street
saurons sista is so ugly even frankeinstein refused to date her for free
cant u see am the reason why all this romance chics are coming to the rap threads
my lyrics are too vulgar/ibkaye, tgir4real,ebonysilk are looking for flowshow all over
u know why ? cuzz they all heard am the only nairalander with the biggest ebony priick

sauron ,mccrackers, and bras(Brash) , God bless you shaz pitches me against yall first !WORD!

@mccrackers
north london stylee?. no wonder u are still droppin nursery 2 rhymes, i dare u to put that long story that u call a rap verse on a track, i dare u diss me right now,upload and address flowhow in ur track, or forever remain a 'cracker 'coward. i dont type texts only . i throw diss tracks in ur fcukin faces ! mrcrackers i doubledare u to diss me on an mp3 track right now.!

FLOWSHOW:

sauron ,mccrackers, and bras(Brash) , God bless you shaz pitches me against yall first !WORD!

Highly anticipating!

Got your coffin built up and the 36 feet grave dug too

Got da 36 millimetre gloc with a 36 nilli-metres halo point bullet size too!!

Itz going to be a blast off!!

Fucking waste-man!

wats happenin here


sauron n crackles

luvin ur flow

FLOWSHOW:

@mccrackers
north london stylee?. no wonder u are still droppin nursery 2 rhymes, i dare u to put that long story that u call a rap verse on a track, i dare u diss me right now,upload and address flowhow in ur track, or forever remain a 'cracker 'coward. i don't type texts only . i throw diss tracks in ur fcukin faces ! mrcrackers i doubledare u to diss me on an mp3 track right now.!

Give me one bloody reason why u deserve me rhyming over a sick beat to come at you, MP3 stylee?

You are worthless, hence my reason why i have resorted to trimming u into worthless pieces with the trimmings from my rhyme book

You moan all day long about how you did a wack ass truck on MP3, but we all know itz that Kid up the street spitting nonesense

And you lay claim to that, shameful muthafucker, asswipe licking twit

M major dude, don't test me, we don't stand on the same level, u know it, m looking at ur lifeless body down there like, WTF!

Run your mouth as much as you want, but believe it Me and Sauron run this show

I murked you silly with the trimmings and ribbings from my rhyme book, so u don't deserve an MP3 track plus my lethal rhyme book

Watch out for the collabo, laced with anthrax to shuttle you out of existence, you gay ass pizza face!

@ FLOWBITCH,

Let me intensify these lies that Flowbitch implies.
You try and smoke. . . .You Die!! It’s a chronic homicide…
Peep this. . . .Youse a weak bitch that ain't living, u only exist!!!
This cat's a gay, last battle he hoe-showed becuz he aint get a g-luck kiss…
Alll I heard in that verse was u gon' beat me with ur small fist
I dun told u already homie. . . .I wont let u touch me.
Contrary to popular beliefs, i don’t Bleep bitchez wit buckteeth.
How the hell won't u be weak?? When u spent this entire battle on your back, never on ya feet!
I gotta blade cutting intention, i'm gutting Flow's face in sections
How about that for a splicing facial expression
Like 'TREES BEING DISSECTED', your limbs i'll rip'em to segments
I'll have your head ironed in like i'm pressing ma shirt buttons
This PUSSY ain't nothin, because my punches'll fist him and thump him
You could be the BIG CHEESE, but i'll always be (greater)GRATER n GRINDIN
Take shots at cha age, I'm GRIMEY! You are nearly 50 still textin to be a NETCEE?
I ain't polite when i say you verse a TOUGH KEY, because "YOUR TYPES ARE WEAK"

~icecold~~:

wats happenin here
Sauron n crackles
Loving ur flow

Bless!

Lmao . . . . . . . .u guys have killed flowshow

tope2000:

Lmao . . . . . . . .u guys have killed flowshow

He deserves to die.
It's so unfortunate he won't be invited to the tourney of the elite NETCEES.
He is too wack to rub shoulders with the big boys.
Flowshow with his 'Salawa Abeni and Ijebu lyrics have been demoted to the Coca-Cola league.

~Sauron~:

He deserves to die.
It's so unfortunate he won't be invited to the tourney of the elite NETCEES.
He is too wack to rub shoulders with the big boys.
Flowshow with his 'Salawa Abeni and Ijebu lyrics have been demoted to the Coca-Cola league.

Rofl . . . . .Why na, I'm i the only one that has pity on this dude/girl?

~Sauron~:

He deserves to die.
It's so unfortunate he won't be invited to the tourney of the elite NETCEES.
He is too wack to rub shoulders with the big boys.
Flowshow with his 'Salawa Abeni and Ijebu lyrics have been demoted to the Coca-Cola league[b][/b].

   

U aint kidding me  . . . don't tell me flowshow isn't participating

Flowshow is a gobby mouthed come slurping ho-bag!

Hez talentless and we are talking about a talent show here so he can't get an invite, hez bitter

Trying to take glory off other peoples rhymes, mp3 tracks and beats

Razz muthafucking dustbin packer!

Maybe i will get him a visitor's pass so he can come and see how real Netcees's do it!

MrCrackles:

Flowshow is a gobby mouthed come slurping ho-bag!

Hez talentless and we are talking about a talent show here so he can't get an invite, hez bitter

Trying to take glory off other peoples rhymes, mp3 tracks and beats

Razz muthafucking dustbin packer!

Maybe i will get him a visitor's pass so he can come and see how real Netcees's do it!

Buahahahahaha . . . . . .u guys r mean

Tgirl4real:

   
U aint kidding me. . . don't tell me flowshow isn't participating

Flowshow can't participate, his lyrics are tasteless and watery.
Few mods are going to be the among the panel of judges, so if he tries to spam the thread, his ass would be banned.
U can always tell Flowshow has no talent. . . . . .What he has is the TIME to bite people's lyrics from the net and post it here.

tope2000:

Rofl . . . . .Why na, I'm i the only one that has pity on this dude/girl?

I pity him too. . . . . . He is trying to convince himself he is good with his "Ijebu Ode" lyrics. . . . .
How can someone be so daft and poor and can't put words together to make any iota of sense??
Without a doubt, Flowshow is a houseboy in Lagos. . . . .He is off now because madam has just returned from Alade market.

~Sauron~:

I pity him too. . . . . . He is trying to convince himself he is good with his "Ijebu Ode" lyrics. . . . .
How can someone be so daft and poor and can't put words together to make any iota of sense??
Without a doubt, Flowshow is a houseboy in Lagos. . . . .He is off now because madam has just returned from Alade market.

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . . . . . . .I cant breath

@Flowshow a word of advice i suggest u stay away from the contest

Someone needs to sign in for chamo plz 

~Sauron~:

Flowshow can't participate, his lyrics are tasteless and watery.
Few mods are going to be the among the panel of judges, so if he tries to spam the thread, his ass would be banned.
U can always tell Flowshow has no talent. . . . . .What he has is the TIME to bite people's lyrics from the net and post it here.

I pity him too. . . . . . He is trying to convince himself he is good with his "Ijebu Ode" lyrics. . . . .
How can someone be so daft and poor and can't put words together to make any iota of sense??
Without a doubt, Flowshow is a houseboy in Lagos. . . . .He is off now because madam has just returned from Alade market.

Sauron! You're killing me here!

Sauron u know i was wondering, when the wake keep of that Sonovabitch is gon come up, i never knew u done did it already, U know i did the killin. . . . . . .





Check. . . . . . www.myspace.com/crudeng

@saurass
me participating in the tourney is not ur decision , shaz calls that shot , u are a mere rat, ur just jealous that u cant rhyme on beats .

@mc prawn crackersam wating for ur collabo o, make sure u mention flowshow in ur track so we will all know who ur talking to, how long will it take u to do that ? 57 yrs , omo ale london!

@tope and ibkaye
u girls shouldnt get scared , my name is flowshow and am used to eating 'beef' everyday . if u know what i mean
sauron's beef happens to be the sweetest this year. right now he is next to die. only shaz can save him in that tourney .  only time will tell. he knows he is about to die ! the tourney is here already !

FLOWSHOW:

@tope and ibkaye
u girls shouldnt get scared , my name is flowshow and am used to eating 'beef' everyday . if u know what i mean
sauron's beef happens to be the sweetest this year. right now he is next to die. only shaz can save him in that tourney . only time will tell. he knows he is about to die ! the tourney is here already !

What the hell? why do you keep mentioning my name? seriously?

don't talk to no ghost


www.myspace.com/crudeng it's FlowShow's grave over thurr

this thread is weak

Son, battling u like freestyling to empty space, i mean u simply amount to -0, got that? I aint seen nothing when i look in ur direction. . . . . .Plus, try harder with those lines next time

What's wrong with you guys

@x fio

u wack bro just give it up . . . .

Yeah, once again Chritmas. . ./
foes touch your toes like tic tacs/
ma flow rate swept '08. . ./
had to take el retardo out like an old date/
'Smith the beast, on the list, you's the least i feast. . ./
. . . on, you's a weak one//came saw and conquered, u'd never defeat none/
i keep killin' it. . . like zombies resurrecting/
you's a witness to ma lyrical fitness, them muscles i'm ever flexin'/
the 'Smith still the Boss like Rick Ross/
you got nothin' on me, these cats got weak paws/
and whenever upcomers and the retard talk shit. . . /
they shall remember the legend of the Wordsmith/



Merry Christmas people. . .

and oh, Hppy Birthday, 'Deep.