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Why I Fired My PA! by Aliangel2008(f): 4:44pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Dis is a true story of a man. Last wk was my 40th b-day &i didnt feel like wakin up dat mornin.I managed 2 pull myself 2geda &went downstairs 4 brkfast,hoping my wife would b pleasant &say,HAPPY BIRTHDAY,&may b av a GIFT 4 me.As it turned out,she barely said gudmornin,let alone happy b-day.I felt it was part of marriage,but d kids will remember. My kids came tramplin down d stairs 4 brkfast,ate &didnt say a word 2 me.I went to d office feelin pretty dumpy &dispondent. As i walked in2 my office,my secretary said,Gudmornin boss and by the way,HAPPY B-DAY.I felt a bit better knowin dat @ least som1 remembered.I worked in a zombie-like fashion until 1 O'clock wen she knocked &said,u no,itz such a beautiful day outside,y dont we go 4 lunch,just d 2 of us.I replied,thanks!This is d best thing i've heard all day.Letz go. We went 2 lunch but not where we usually went.She took me 2 a quiet bistro wit a private table.We had a couple of mixed drinks &i enjoyed d meal tremendously.On d way back 2 d office,she said,itz such a beautiful day,we dont av 2 go back there do we?I replied,i suppose not.What do u av in mind?she said,letz go 2 my appartment arround d corner. Afta arriving,she turned 2 me &said,am gona step in2 d bedroom 4 just a moment,i'l b right back.Ok,i nervously answered.Afta a couple of minute,she came out carryin a huge b-day cake,followed by my wife,kids,dozen of my friends,&co-workerz all singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And behold,i just sat there on d couch, NAKED...! Chai,wat~a~day... 1 Like
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Re: Why I Fired My PA! by richardenujeke: 6:23pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Dat love 4 u dose ppl really cares 4 u and i too am wishing u a happy bday 1 Like |
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