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Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by joeysunrise(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2014
•Imagine you just had you bath coming from the bathroom wet & someone asks,"did you just had your bath?"...answer "no,I fell into the toilet bowel"

•You just came in from your outing & someone asks,"are you back?"...answer,"no,I'm on my way"

•imagine you took your electronic to an electrician to fix & he still asks,"need it fixed?"...answer,"no,it got bored of staying at home,so I brought it for a ride"

•You just woke up from sleep & someone asks,"are you awake?"...answer,"no,I'm sleep walking"

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Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by piratedcopy(m): 9:09pm On Jan 01, 2014
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Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by Sweetpretty: 9:55pm On Jan 01, 2014
dats really funny,bt no one in my mind
Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by geezville(m): 10:19pm On Jan 01, 2014
You stand on a long line in a banking hall, finally when you get your turn, the teller asks: Is there anything I can do for you today?
Lol really? Me: Nothing, I just stood for 1hr to say hi angry

You walk into the hospital looking pale and overly Ill and then the nurse asks: are you ok?
Me: Yes I'm alright..I just came to take pictures of your Christmas decoration undecided

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Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by KillMoves: 11:29pm On Jan 01, 2014
U r in line to purchase a cinema ticket & a friend asks u what u r doing here? Reply I'm here to pick beans.

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Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by geezville(m): 11:59pm On Jan 01, 2014
Kill Moves: U r in line to purchase a cinema ticket & a friend asks u what u r doing here? Reply I'm here to pick beans.

hahahahahhaaaa....nice!
Re: Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions by KillMoves: 7:29am On Jan 02, 2014
geezville:

hahahahahhaaaa....nice!

Thanks

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