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| I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 11:40am On Jan 02, 2014 |
Actually, I was having some kinda absurd feelings before I slept yesterday..... All I saw was that I was doing it with a girl I know first (which i don't even have feelings for at all!), it didn't seem enjoying then i went to the second girl. (all in my bedroom - two beds - each on a bed). I continued with her for some minutes, but nothing came out! I continued sooo hard but still, not even a drop! (Note; I don't have a low sperm count and I have my W.Ds regularly) Then I went out for a stroll after I had finished with her. I saw her again in a stall, she was so happy seeing me and she greeted me which i returned. Some minutes after, I saw two whites , a male and a female bleeping on a commercial bike - the cyclist was there too. ( bleeping on the backside of a motocycle? How terrific! )And that was all. How sensless but phenominal! Please, this isn't a pseudo, it is what happened in my dream. I never had sex before in my life and I am not the masturbating type. I'm a virgin boy So, if you have any thing to write, write oo! No false comments! Ama give you a brobdinngnagian and super-thorough e-slap if you write nonsense. You'd just notice a hand come out of your screen and then: KPAAAA!! - ya face. 1 Like |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Dannylux: 11:50am On Jan 02, 2014 |
Hope you've washed the underwear you nuttted on after the wett dream? |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by destino24(m): 11:55am On Jan 02, 2014 |
Spirit WIVES tinz.  *runs outta the thread* |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by sweettease(f): 12:06pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
You've been thinking too much about sex lately. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by ifex370(m): 12:07pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
i really dont have any reasonable comment to make,buh dis ur dream ehn... |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by ifex370(m): 12:08pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
too much MOJO...  dd u watch spartacus recently? |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by zeekz(m): 12:19pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
their are two logical answers to this either u smoked weed b4 sleeping or u smoked weed and watched por.n b4 sleeping. pick one |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 1:12pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Ok, thanks for your comments. But do you think it's ordinary? More comments are entertained. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by MrAboki: 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
I wonder why una no dey ever dream this kind dream..  |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Son...it is time. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Mr Aboki: I wonder why una no dey ever dream this king dream.. Lmfao |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 1:36pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
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| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 1:38pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
lynpetra: Son...it is time. .. to do what, Mother? |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 1:44pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
randwise: Ok, thanks for your comments. But do you think it's ordinary? More comments are entertained.someone told me I have to pray fervently. That it isn't normal. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Dannylux: 1:50pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Mr Aboki: I wonder why una no dey ever dream this kind dream.. Hahaha Abu Mikey, they caught you on tape.  1 Like |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
randwise: To bite and chunk the forbidden fruit. But son,dont do it!It's poisonous.Save your chastity for as long as you can.Pray for the devil is dressed as a beautiful woman with a red and attractive fruit.Save it!For there's honour in it,son!Happy New year!!! |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by AbuMikey(m): 2:04pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Dannylux:  |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 2:32pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Dannylux:LoL! Bros, take one kul Like! lynpetra:Thanks! My sister. I love this. Thank you so much. 1 Like |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Deiok(m): 2:35pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Geezussss... OP this your dream nah dry dream. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 5:41pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Please, keep the comments coming. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by GovWahala: 7:59pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
randwise: Please, keep the comments coming.U had sex in your dream simply means u had sex in your dream. Or is there something else u did in ur dream? |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 10:08pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Gov Wahala:Brother, modify this post. I can't get the message. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Imagine u aving that kindda dream and u wake up to find a hole in ur pilow with ur thingy inside |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Drniyi4u(m): 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
zeekz: their are two logical answers to this either u smoked weed b4 sleeping or u smoked weed and watched por.n b4 sleeping. pick one zeekz: their are two logical answers to this either u smoked weed b4 sleeping or u smoked weed and watched por.n b4 sleeping. pick one ifex370: too much MOJO... |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 10:27pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
NO! It didn't happen that way! Which kind of martha are you? Pls, is there no nairalander who thinks spritually? That will be more impressive. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by corruptst(m): 10:33pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Aftermath of too much ogogogoro u consumed during d festive period. Don't worry, na small small e go leave ur body. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by GovWahala: 10:34pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
randwise:Modified. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
randwise: NO! It didn't happen that way! Which kind of martha are you?Hey! wetin my name do u? |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 11:11pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
martha: Imagine u aving that kindda dream and u wake up to find a hole in ur pilow with ur thingy inside... And the pilow was your sharpener! Naughty tapeworm! |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 7:07am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Gov Wahala:Nothing else Sir. What happened is what I have posted. SPIRITUALISTS come in please. |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 1:20pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Dannylux: Hope you've washed the underwear you nuttted on after the wett dream?Not a wet dream Sir! |
| Re: I Had Sex In My Dream! What Do You Think? by randwise(m): 1:21pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
corruptst: Aftermath of too much ogogogoro u consumed during d festive period. Don't worry, na small small e go leave ur body.Who said I am like you? |
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