Hello Nairalanders am in serious trouble and need all the help I can muster. It started this evening when I visited the President GEJ and his family which is customary for me and my folks especially on weekends. While there, I got busy with the family members and household staffers as am a known and regular face at the villa. Meanwhile the President was busy as usual with state matters at his private office is not far from the residence. I played several games with the kids on their PS3 and discussed wide ranging issues but not politics with the staffers. While there I did take notice of the activities down the corridor of to the private office which on careful observation revealed the interest revolved around a document. For the records before heading out to the villa tonight I have been briefed about the compilation of list for employment to federal civil service and that I had to locate the list and include the names of my candidates.
As God will have it I cited Mama peace walking elegantly towards the private office, I quickly mobilised my legs to accost her and hail her a niger delta nigga. This enabled me access past the security cordon and the outer office. On my getting there, they including GEJ has dispersed for a high level meeting. I did a quick check for the list but I discovered a bomb. Yes a bomb shell, the list I found left carelessly on the PA's table titled FIFA ELIMINATION contains names of political opponents marked for elimination, for dearth of time and space I will just name the top 10 target on the list
1. Rotimi Amaechi
2. Barack Obama
3. Iran
4. Iya Basira
5. Basket Mouth
6. Abacha
7. El Rufai
8. APC
9. Beyoncé
10. INEC

All the security men in the villa are currently after me,am holed up somewhere in the villa.
Thank God for Nairaland and MTN am able to report this great find.
Happy New year to you all.
God bless GEJ.

You don't mean it....

Is this what you can come up with at this hour of the day
Btw I thought you want to tell us how you escaped from Asoka rock . Better for us out here as they must not let you escape.

Why did I not laugh sef

Dry.
On my list of top for top 10 most stupid,na ur name dey 1-10.

Mscheww